Parents, How do you manage to have sex with kids in the house? Have you ever been caught, what did you say to them?

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  • Whilst I can't answer your question as I do not have kids, I remember hearing this joke once about a kid who kept bursting into his parent's bedroom every morning whilst they were having sex shouting.. "I wanna watch, I wanna watch"
    This went on every day for 2 months. Eventually, the dad said. OK son, if that is what you REALLY want, sit down over there and you can watch. Horrified, the kid turned to his dad and said,, NO dad, I am always running late because I never know the 'TIME"

    • I wanna watch I want a watc.. ugh never mind. tough crowd

Most Helpful Guy

  • The man of the house makes a schedule for his kid's time to sleep and after that the man and his wife can have their relaxation time and if they are awake, the husband and wife can always be naughty in their bedroom while the door is locked...

    The kids loves it when their parents are in love and always close to each other!

Most Helpful Girls

  • i dated someone with small children like 7 and 9 often when he got horny we'd go to his room or in real emergencies in the kitchen when he really needed to cum quick.

    • @chrissykerdock some story here!

  • My kids are still small so usually just throw them the ipads and snacks and go into another room. They have walked in but it's never been a issue.

    • Omg.. Me an my wife got caught by our 9 year old once not too long ago. We locked both doors (or we thought LOL).. What did I say? Only thing I could think of lol.. I was behind her bent over a bed and the door was already being knocked on. I said I was checking my wife, (her mom), for ticks. Lmmfao.. I didn't even wanna finish. Ruined my mood for a while 😂

    • We will hit the shower now tho.. Or at night when we hope no kids wake up

    • @incognitoinga my kids don't even question what's going on. They'll come in and bug us for something random and then will kick them out and go back to doing it. We unfortunately can't lock doors since my kids are to wild we have to listen out for any trouble.

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  • I'm not a parent yet... newly married. I guess when the time comes we will have to have sex when they are asleep.

  • I caught my parents doing it when I was around 3.
    My mom got even when I was 26.

  • Well i dont feel it should be concealed. Lock the door of course. But It’s perfectly OK... if they ask just tell them you’re having intimate time together... you don’t have to lie...

  • That we are doing it coz it generates more love

  • We have a lock on our door.

    • Do they ever hear you?

    • I don’t think so. Her bedroom is on the other side of the house.

  • I don't have kids bit I suspect I'd just lock the door and have at it.

    I don't know. I kinda feel like if my parents had been more open about it from the start I wouldn't have grown up thinking it was something dirty or immoral.

    And it wouldn't have been so awkward or scarry to ask them questions about it.

  • That's an interesting question. Hahaha.. Have you ever been caught or caught your parents... ?

  • Careful planning and locked doors. I've only been caught once and it was pretty embarrassing.

  • Its normal story of a house, fucking and get caught!