Penis comparison?

have u ever compared ur dick to someone elses dick, to decide a fight, or to end an argument? like literally u both pulled ur pants down and the bigger cock won?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Oh yeah! All the time! When me and my boys are trying to decide which club to go to next, we just drop trou right there in the club and the biggest cock wins?
    We have a rule though, we all have to be hard so if ones hard or ones not, the smoking hot scantilly clad bartender has to blow us all until were all equally hard! Then, out of sheer lust, we all end up tag teaming the bartender while everyone else in the club watches and enjoys their beverages and occasionally touching themselves. Then we all take turns finishing on her face, laugh, pat each other on the back and say, "you know, maybe we shouldn't leave after all!!" And scene... fade to black Did i mention that were all tanned, have pony tails, and all just happen to have freshly shaved nuts?

    But seriously... no. That shite only happens in your twisted little fantasy land.

  • No. I have no wish to look at other men's penises. I also can't imagine getting into an argument where that was necessary.

    • i think its an easy way to solve problems.

    • If my life were so easy I could solve all my problems by using my dick, life would be a lot easier. The only argument I can see it solving is who is larger in size, which is a fairly stupid argument anyway.

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  • Yeah with my brother
    I won

    Kidding... of course

    • poor small dick brother!

    • Nah he is about 7 inches I'm just too big being 13 inches ya know

    • im 15 inches so i would beat u.

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  • No. I never have. That's kinda retarded.

  • No, and I never plan to.

    • cause u think u would loose?

    • Probably, and because just because someone hit the genetic lottery more than me, why does that make them any better than me?

  • Can't say that I have no lol

  • Most likely the dumbest thing I'll read today, bless your soul OP.

  • like a western shoot out. high noon at the main road of town. Firing gazes at each others. Trying to keep our nerved. counting from 3 to 0 then pants down! The argument is settlet for good and we would run before cops arrive.
    No never did that

  • I don’t have one.

    • what about take off bra and the bigger boobs won?

    • Nope. You don’t need to take off your bra to determine that

    • yes u do. bras can be stuffed

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  • Dick size doesn't mean someone is better than someone else wtf

    • yes it does.

    • If ur big dick is the only thing you've got going for you then I feel sorry for you

  • Just this morning and I won

  • Nah, we didn't stop at pulling it out. We then had a sword cockfight.

  • No homo... and stop hitting on the minors really sound like a mature guy...

  • You have nothing else better to do?

  • Hahaha oh hell na xD

  • No. It sound quite... stupid

  • No, wtf :D

  • As a nudist/naturist, I never need to pull my pants down because a lot of time I don't wear any! And going to nude beaches/resorts I've seen thousands of nude males of all ages and while comparisons can be made it's not important. As long as it works, who cares?

  • Sure, that's how I always settle things out