Prudes and Regular People: Why We'll Always Hate Each Other

A virgin telling the world they're a virgin like its something to be proud of, is like the bitch who can't be bothered to step on a blade of grass because they have to keep their Jordan's perfectly spotless.


Annoying aren't they?

"I'm saving myself for marriage because I'm following jesus"

bitch I don't give a fuck why you announcing to the world...wait, hold up. I think I understand the underlying theme here🤔

So so in your holier-than-thou world view, sex is bad👿 Unless sky daddy witnesses you in a church saying "I do", when we all know over half of you are gonna say "I don't" later on down the road. That's the divorce rates.

so, since sex is bad😢 And us regular primates would like to know if we're sexually compatible with our partners before hand, thus not waiting for dear old sky daddy, WE'RE BAD TOO.

thats what you WANT to say right? If you finished the sentence from before it would look like this:

"I'm saving myself for marriage because I follow Jesus, and the rest you hoebag prostitutes can burn in hell!"

so so now the truth comes out. It's a superiority complex that more than likely comes from religion. Following Jesus(insert any other diety if you like)=good, and NOT living that life= eternal hellfire. That's what you believe, therefore in your mind it can't follow logically that you don't think the rest of us are beneath you. If we aren't living to your gods standards, aka. YOUR standards, then we are by definition shitty prostitutes who will spread our legs like walking cum dumpsters.

well, that covers the bulk of the virgins, but there is another group of them that I probably should address. There are virgins who aren't religious, and I'm talking virgins by choice here, that think this way:

theyre idea of love stipulates being able to give Everything to that person. Meaning that if you don't wait until marriage, then you obviously don't love your SO as much as they love theirs because they waited. Go ahead let's give them a slow clap everyone.😒


So, lemme break it down for you. It's the nature of the question itself that separates us. We're like nazis and Jews here, we're just not going to like each other. "But why?" You ask. "Why can't we all just get along?"

1)holding the belief that your actions are more pure and godly, or that they show more love and dedication to a partner than any non-virgin has the capacity to, is extremely offensive. Do you ever say these things out loud? No. But you think them or else what is your motivation to be a virgin? Because you think you are the better for it, and the rest of us are the worse. You may not realize it, and you may not care, but this makes you kindof an ass to put it lightly.

2)because sex itself isn't a dirty thing. It's not like smoking where there is inherent and unavoidable harm being done. Sex is only dangerous if you're a fucking moron.

Prude virgins and regular people: why we will always hate eachother

so unless you fit that description then there's nothing to be afraid of, or to condemn. Sex is a natural part of our social structure and biology.

So here's the disclaimer, the catch all, the slight backpedal before wrapping it up. Before you fuckers jump down my throat, assuming you even bothered to read this before getting all butthurt, HERE IS WHAT I AM NOT SAYING.

1)that anyone who is a virgin is a self righteous piece of shit.

Saying that would be no different than what the type of people I'm talking about say. And would make me a hypocrite. Let me be clear, anyone who is a virgin by choice and purposely wants to stay that way till marriage for religious reasons or otherwise, is a self righteous piece of shit in my opinion. And since its my goddamn mytake, my opinion is the one we'll be looking at ain't it.

2) I'm NOT PROMOTING THOUGHTLESS PROMISCUITY. As I said before, sex is natural, it's healthy, BUT it's not for morons and you all know we have quite a bit more of those out there than necessary.

Prudes and Regular People: Why We'll Always Hate Each Other

Fuckin hell rednecks you make it too easy😂

Practice safe sex, get tested, wrap it up, and for fucks sake do it when you're ready and don't be pressured into anything you're not ready for. But don't think that staying a virgin for the principle of it makes you a better person because it just makes you...

say it with me

a self righteous piece of shit!😄 Yay! Good job!

signed,

someone who who doesn't give a shit about your angry virgin comments😊

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  • Hmm, I would partially disagree with your opinion.

    The part I agree at is that one shouldn't have a holier-than-thou attitude. To look down upon another because they didn't preserve their virginity is bullcrap. Even in Christianity or many save-yourself-for-marriage religions, you generally aren't supposed to cast judgement on others with stuff like that.

    The part I disagree is because I do believe one can be a virgin, save themselves for marriage, and still not have a holier-than-thou attitude. It's like just because one is Christian, Athiest, Muslim, or whatever does not mean they necessarily look down/think less of someone who holds different beliefs.

    It's a matter of a choice A or B, and while many chose choice B, they choose choice A. Each chooser probably thinks they chose the best decision in their eyes and each one has a right to do with their life what they want. I'd also like to note that someone believing their choice is the best path is not necessarily holier-than-thou. If that were the case, there'd be no such thing as opinions or morals. The importance of virginity/sex means different things to different people. Virginity by itself is an abstract item-- the price it has is the price we give it.

    It's like many vegans. Some believe killing animals is wrong. Some don't. There isn't necessarily a right or wrong choice when it comes to that-- it's a question of morals. Morals have no definites-- it's pretty much all personal. While there are some vegans who are preachy, not all vegans are preachy.

  • LOL. this was such a pleasure to read... "sky daddy"... i almost died from laughing :p PREACH!