PSA for the ladies! Are you aware that some dudes are growers and some are show-ers? Particularly as it relates to their pants bulge?

[WhiteSteve]

Thought I’d post this for a laugh….

So I was looking around at some gym attire today, and I got to the gray sweatpants. I like the look, I think I want a pair.

BUT….. I’m a grower, not a show-er😅 And as of late, I heard the ladies are keen on ogling dudes’ junk, particularly in gray sweatpants. And that’s fair, we fellas do more than our share of leering, lmao. But this got me wondering, and frankly, a little self-conscious….. women do know that “small bulge =/= small penis”, right? I hope?😂 Lord knows we have enough creeps on here so I’m not going to go into measurements or anything, but I’m doing just fine when it counts, above average, and any complaints have been to the “too big” end. (Not by a lot or anything😂 but my lady says she’d take a little off it if she had her druthers.) If we’re talking flaccid bulges though, I don’t really fill out the front of a pair of pants, the way everything is situated.

Anyway, point is, when flaccid…. this thing neatly folds up for storage like a damn NordicTrack🤣 There was a funny meme/diagram I once saw that I couldn’t find right now, but it was basically a drawing of x-ray vision through pants of a short dick perched on top of the balls and poking out, creating the illusion of a big package, and then another drawing with a bigger dick that hung down straight, creating a flat profile and no bulge. I was like “MAN, I wish all women would see this”, lmao.

I’m only half-serious, but I’ll admit I’m now wondering if gray sweats just aren’t for me if I don’t want ladies to think I have two bellybuttons, haha. And if I actually had a small dick I’d own it with a laugh, but it’s the mischaracterization that bothers me!😂😂😂

OK, good talk, hope this was informative😝

#StopPackageProfiling 🚫

[LovingJo]

First of all, if ANY woman didn't know that you can get growers and showers, then they need to go back to school.
But why, are you bothered, if you have a lady? 😂
Plus, it's not "the same" for boobs, 😂, they don't grow, or shrink, depending on attention 😂
Either way, it made me smile ☺

[WhiteSteve]

Haha, I know, I don’t really care that much, I’m just goofing off. Yes, I have a lady, but I’m not concerned for reasons of attraction. But I mean, I don’t want people to be like “oh, there’s that dude from the gym with the baby dick”😂 I’m not selling my car, but I still take it through the car wash and want it to look good to passers-by, nah’mean?😜 But yeah, didn’t fully understand the boobs analogy…. maybe they mean like push-up bras? More cleavage than actual boobs? Or shape when they’re in a bra vs not? I don’t know, not really the same thing, unless a guy is stuffing a sock in his pants or something, lmao.

[LovingJo]

Lol 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ men!! But yeah, I get it!!

[wittymilf]

😂😂 I’m loving this honest and well articulated insight into your dilemma. It is light hearted.. but I have personal experience with how this can play in a man’s psyche. Hubbys a grower not a shower and it really knocks his confidence. No matter how I try to reassure him he just has this weird mental block about the topic, I swear he has body dis morphia around the issue.

[WhiteSteve]

Thanks😂 Your man can relate! It’s weird to not have any sexual hang-ups about your penis, but to be self-conscious when it’s in sleep mode lmfao. When I was looking for memes I saw a picture of some sort of contraption a guy can wear that gives a bigger package, complete with penis outline. I swear, no matter how weird an idea is, there’s a market for it out there somewhere🤦‍♂️😂

[wittymilf]

There totally is, and also why not 🤷‍♀️ chicks wears push up bras to be happy with there images so just why not 🤷‍♀️

[wittymilf]

Also this hit me thinking though, how hit it would be if I had retractable boobs and I could just get boyfriend late then everytime I was interested… I mean that would save a shit tonne of confusion plus it would be a massive compliment to the objects of my desire !

[wittymilf]

Ffs gag…. Get a better auto corrector! That was ruined 🙄

[wittymilf]

Get a boyfriend late *. Was actually inflate 🙄🙄😂

[Guy13]

This cracked me up and i needed a good laugh following Halloween... NICE !!

[WhiteSteve]

Thanks, man! Shout out to all the fellas with the Halloween Snickers dicks out there!😝

[katiesmuff]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You got your laugh

[WhiteSteve]

That’s what always happens when a gal sees me in sweatpants😭🤣 That’s why this PSA was so important! Lmao

[Anonymous]

The whole grower shower thing grosses me out.

[WhiteSteve]

Sorry, miss, didn’t mean to offend. Just goofin’🤪