Real man check list. Are there any real men out there or did I bag the last one?

[Anonymous]

1. Over 6ft
2. Athletic/muscular
3. Makes bank
4. Funny
5. Good in bed
6. Above average length and girth
7. Daddy material
8. Decisive
9. Ambitious
10. Good provider
11. Good protector
12. Other girls want him

[sadMeester]

numbers 1-3, 6, and 12 are idiotic requirements. Several of those are things that aren't decided by a man's personality/choices or are only choices that some men are allowed to make.

Are you the same standard of womanhood?

• Brilliant
• Gorgeous beyond compare
• Large breasted with a perfect ass
• Able to cook amazing meals from memory and scavenge/grow all the ingredients you need
• thrifty
• Crafty (loom, sew, spin wool, make pottery, stone setting, etc)
• isn't hated or disliked by a single person in the world.

[Anonymous]

Are you:
Under 5'5"
Less than 140lbs
A good cook
Keeps a clean house
Gives head without being asked
Down for a pounding at any time
Subservient
Obedient?

[Asker]

Yes but only fof a real man

[Hangry22]

No wonder all these guys are complaining about girls having high standards

[RemoErdosain]

Why is "other girls want him" something to consider and value? That's dumb as fuck. The rest of the traits of course will be desirable to a woman. The "real man" expression is also stupid and makes no sense at all, not to mention your requirements for it include some biological traits that any asshole can have, and some very good men will never have, no matter how hard they work on improving themselves.

The fact that you're posting this and trying to shove your "catch" in everyone else's faces tells me that either you're lying, or your perfect man will eventually realize that he can get a much better deal with someone who isn't as shallow and conceited (slapping other people in the face with what you have is the attitude of an evil person)

[Asker]

I sorry you feel inadequate due to your short Cummings 🤏

[RemoErdosain]

Bold words for an anonymous

[RemoErdosain]

The attitude doesn't become you

[MrCommodore]

Yes to all, except No 3, but working on that.

[MrCommodore]

Correction I meant No 2, I'm kinda muscular, but not athletic

[Gavilar1]

what you have described is one percent of men, these aren't standards , its perfection and i'm afraid it isn't real
i'd say the average man will have about 6 of these

[sadMeester]

8 of them are attainable through effort, 9 for people without certain medical conditions.

[RemoErdosain]

You fell a lot short with that one percent thing. I haven't met a single man that fulfills all of those "requirements"

[RemoErdosain]

@sadMeester And putting effort to get a bitch like the one in the post doesn't sound like a very good deal to me

[Gavilar1]

why are they real men though, I've known real men with very little

[RemoErdosain]

The whole concept of the "real man" is nonsense created by women to try and make men feel less confident about themselves, while also maintaining a double standard where there's no such thing as a "real woman", and we're supposed to like them no matter what actions they take

[sadMeester]

@RemoErdosain True. I've never met a woman like that who was at least physically prime either, ignoring the personality

[RemoErdosain]

Not to mention that this one also went as far as to add the physical part to the list of requirements, like some people can just be born the opposite of real men, and remain that way for life. All it takes is to have an average penis, apparently

[sadMeester]

@RemoErdosain I think the height is a bigger deal. I'm 6' but apparently I lack just a little of being manly. This is basically saying 90% of hispanics aren't men. Poor Bolivians

[Alya_pillowprincess]

I like 4, 7, 9

[Alya_pillowprincess]

And 11

[Don-_-Don]

I didn't even make it to number one😂

[ColHathi]

Wow. You're a piece of work.

Anyway, if that's what it takes to be a "real man", then what does it take to be a "real woman"?

[betaTester]

Yes.

[Wise4myage]

Yep, congrats, you've done it. Better keep him tied up so he can't slip away!

[KrakenAttackin]

I used to be all of the above except over 6 foot (am 5"10'). I married the queen bitch of the universe and she pounded all of the rest of the items out of me.

Divorced now and too shell-shocked to date.

[Valnac]

Nice list!

[abc--123]

This list proves I wouldn't like you at all

[Anonymous]

Haha, another dreamin fat ugly bitch.

[Anonymous]

1 and 2 I don't have. 4, 5, and 12 are subjective so I couldn't say one way or the other. But the rest are definite traits of mine. Never mind that the list is something I would expect from a child.