Reasons porn and video games are better than dating and women

1. You can do them any time you want for as long or short of a duration as you want.

2. You don't have to spend money on them unless you want to and when you do, the benefit is all your's.

3. Video games and porn don't expect anything from you.

Reasons  p*rn  and video games are better than dating and women

4. Porn can look any way you want it, whatever you're in the mood for.

5. They don't nag you or annoy you.

6. Always there for you, never leave you.

7. They're so simple, you want it? you get it. You don't have to jump through hoops just to have a chance at dating one only to prove that you're worth something to their material selves.

8. No video game or porn is ever out of your league, you can go after any your heart desires.

Reasons  porn  and video games are better than dating and women

9. No risk of rejection, you don't have to put yourself out there just to be chewed out and spit out

10. Entertaining, both are more entertaining than a girl who lacks a personality because her tits and ass got her all through life.

Reasons  porn  and video games are better than dating and women

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  • It's odd because if you actually ever have a successful relationship most of this stuff isn't true.

    "1. You can do them any time you want for as long or short of a duration as you want."

    But they always more fun with a friend.

    "2. You don't have to spend money on them unless you want to and when you do, the benefit is all your's."

    And it's even cheaper to go half.

    "3. Video games and p*rn don't expect anything from you."

    But they also don't give anything to you...

    "4. p*rn can look any way you want it, whatever you're in the mood for."

    But it cannot ever surprise you.

    "5. They don't nag you or annoy you."

    But they also don't care when you're sick or pick up a necessary ingredient for dinner.

    "6. Always there for you, never leave you."

    Anything inanimate will never help in a crisis.

    "7. They're so simple, you want it? you get it. You don't have to jump through hoops just to have a chance at dating one only to prove that you're worth something to their material selves."

    Sadly the value of a person tends to go beyond 40 hours expected duration. It's easier to impress a person than to impress yourself with hundreds of dollars of videogaming paraphernalia.

    "8. No video game or p*rn is ever out of your league, you can go after any your heart desires."

    You clearly have never played a Nintendo Hard game.

    "9. No risk of rejection, you don't have to put yourself out there just to be chewed out and spit out"

    And no risk of acceptance or celebrating the fact that you exist either.

    "10. Entertaining, both are more entertaining than a girl who lacks a personality because her tits and ass got her all through life."

    Yes, except even ass and tits has a longer duration than 40 hours "designed". That's less than 2 consecutive days for $60 a ride plus the system and even worse for DLC or add-ons regardless of what rig or system you are using; that's one expensive whore you pay upfront.

    ,_, -sigh-

    • All your points are such bullshit lol "But they also don't give anything to you..." Are you retarded?

    • I saw a lot of sad truth in the OP points and see it in real life with young men that I know including my oldest son. Your response had some great points. Sad state of affairs for this generation though, it is so messed up from a relationship point of view.

    • @Jersey1 You mated. Now I presume you mated and impregnated at least one person you had a long-term relationship with, right? How many children you have by however many others you've mated with isn't important; what I want to focus on is the fact that you probably had a relationship and in that relationship you probably liked the person enough to mate with them. So that brings me to question whether what you say is happening is really happening particularly because nothing has changed from a truly sociological standpoint in over 70 years for relationships in particular as entities. When I say that I mean that though the Sexual Revolution came and 3rd Wave Feminism started and we're finding all these gaps in the educational system that are not pro-male and so forth and so on the actual understanding of a relationship and it's building blocks are about the same as they were when you were younger. Things really are more fun with a romantic partner than even with your friend at times.

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  • Now make one about why games and p*rn are better than men?

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  • Reasons why games are better than dating men
    1. They don't keep asking for sex
    2. They aren't fussy and stobborn and hell and actually cooperates
    3. They don't get insecure about every little thing listening to every preconcieved notion of what makes them "less of a man".
    4. They don't get pissy every time i don't play i can play whenever i want to but if i don't find it appealing to my current mood then i don't have to accept it and it won't get mad for rejection.

  • and the ONLY reason dating an actual person vs all your alternatives,... IS:
    so you won't be a lonely little soul in the world~ :]! ...
    and this single reason surpasses all "your" million reasons~ :]!

    Fact: Nobody 'actually' likes to be lonely~...

    • there are other people who can give you love besides a relationship partner like your mom or dad.

    • @blondfrog that's a different type of love... there are sooooo many types of love... but eventually you get to a point where you crave this specific type of love that neither your family or friends irrelevant to how close they are to you, just simply cannot give you this type of love. It's just different. And FYI: Your parents will not ALWAYS be there for you, and your friends and other family members will have their own families to worry, about... and where will you be? alone~... starving for some type of affection.. someone to come home to... etc... it's life! and those who stay alone, get used to that life but it sucks! I bet all lonely people at old age which they had someone... ~An old person is just a like a baby, you need of assistance... love and care. Your parents will be too old or too dead to be there for you when you reach that state. It's not the best idea to think the way you do.

    • Yeah that's true but masturbating can help fill in some of the void for sexual attraction type of love. And yeah I get your point though that makes sense, but everybody wants to have a sexual partner some people have given up in the dating world and masturbating is enough for them. Women are too picky to be fair.

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  • Lol. Yeah... if you aren't able to get laid or get a woman. Tons of generalizations as well and selfishness if this is a real Take though. :)

    • What's selfish in being happy? Maybe he's found out women don't live up to his expectations.

  • The only reason why this will ever be true is if you can't get a girl.

    • No, real pussy is good and all but porn is much better because it is more about fantasy, kind of like movies, like 50 shades of grey

    • @damionrain100 So you're telling me you'd rather Jack off than actually have sex? Good luck with that.

    • It is surprizingly sad, but he IS saying that fantasy sex VIEWING and masturbation is better than sex with a real person. If you have no emotional investment in that other person, I think this might be true. From the "video game manifesto" it doesn't appear this person can navigate emotional attachment. Again, this is also dysfunctionally sad.

  • "No video game or p*rn is ever out of your league, you can go after any your heart desires."

    try to 1cc Dodonpachi Dai Ou Jou right now

  • Chuckle, a little bitter, but there's a kernel of truth, and there's a reason people prefer to escape from reality into games.

    • Pretty much the same reason why artists were obsessed with paintings except they became popular and successful.

  • That's a helluva control freak mentality you have there.
    I'm glad you ain't dating lol

  • Honestly, if I was a guy, I wouldn't date or have a serious relationship with most women, so yeah this is what I would do too. Even though I already like video games, p*rn and have a boyfriend, that's the good thing about being a girl lol

  • Why a punch in the face and a kick in the tit is better than a man:

    It only hurts once whereas a man can hurt you over and over.
    You get your boob touched without the begging and pleading and pathetic attempt at foreplay.
    You don't have to tell the punch how big he was or how hard it hurt afterwards.
    You don't have to make the kick a sandwich. Ever.
    The punch is always hard :P
    The punch doesn't try and talk to you about shit you couldn't give two fucks about.
    The kick doesn't poke you in the back in the morning when you're trying to have a peaceful lie in.
    The kick doesn't feel intimidated by the punch and need molly coddling and told how special he is.
    Neither cost anything to keep going.
    You don't have to meet the kick or punch's mother and pretend she did a wonderful job raising it.

    • LOL. Whoever you are, you're awesome!!

    • @RationalLioness I went anon to save you all the embarrassment of knowing how awesome I am :P

    • @RationalLioness

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  • Looks like you've been rejected several times boy :p

    • Exactly

    • Or he could've been like me, where I was dating someone and thought it was going great then I got broken up with with a single text message and then ignored even though she's in the same marching band as me and I still see her every day. :)

    • Don't fall for typical female shaming tactics OP. You have some good points.

  • I second this.
    "If you're happy, you don't need anyone's fucking love."
    -YourFutureEx

  • And who is going to love care about u? Those things do not feel the same way about how u feel for them.

    • the video games! obviously :D lol

    • Don't need anyone to love or care about you. I know it's a hard concept to grasp as a woman because everyone wants you and wants to satisfy you

    • @BertMacklinFBI Obviously!! lol. (:

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  • Why you're wrong.

    No dialogue, it's entirely a one way street
    No connection
    Nothing that makes you better
    These will never love you back

    • both videogames and p*rn have dialogue what're u talkin about

    • @lauramarx that you can take part in? Cuz if that's he case please send me that p*rn like asap lol

  • TV games are easier to turn on and you know what buttons to press to get the results you want;)

  • but who's going to give you hugs?

    • ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/419rPZJgRpL.jpg my Donkey Kong stuffed animal will! :p

    • @toad-1 nah. real hugs are better :)

    • Don't need hugs

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  • I agree...

  • You cannot replace a loving, flesh and blood, caring girlfriend with a video game or p*rn . And trust me, I like both, but they could never replace or be put higher than my girlfriend. Games were there for me when I was low, but they never talked me through my problems so I could solve them. Games entertained me for hours, but I could never make a special event out of it or have an inside joke with a game. p*rn has some hot looking people, but it never shows me beauty and elegance. p*rn makes me feel pleasure, but it doesn't complete me or make me feel whole.
    If I had to either get rid of my girlfriend, or my p*rn and games, I would choose her. Because even though they can give me entertainment and pleasure, they don't last. I can't grow old, have a family, or a caring relationship with a video game or a p*rno .

    • A girl gives you none of those things, and if she does then you have to give up two arms and a leg for it

    • Not if you're with the right girl. Besides, there is no reason you can't have both. I still love and enjoy video games, but I also have a loving girlfriend.

  • I am laughing because I get this- but remember, you won't have boobs to play with and if you ever fuck up your wrist... well have fun with that.

  • p*rno desensitizes. I much prefer a woman whose lips I can wrap my own around, even with all the risks. I would rather bear the shame of getting a real woman pregnant out of wedlock than be seen as some creeper staring at weird images.

  • Sorry but your text is just a showcase of social loser stuff. Most people isn't smart in general, this is not just for girls, it's like a musician who doesn't like non-musician women and everything is just about other things so... "I ditch women because my guitar lolol". Just a bunch of narcissistic and immature diarrhea. "oh the world doesn't revolve around me!!! wahhh!!".

    I doubt you even approached to a decent amount of girls in your life, if you had any ( life) in first place.

    • "Most people isn't smart in general" Apparently not :)

    • Ah, more textbook shaming instead of giving good points.

    • Fist yourself

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