Ruin a first date in 4 words?

[softhoney]

[Static_In_The_Attic]

• Are
• You
• My
• Cousin

[Static_In_The_Attic]

GrassyAss & tanks for da moo has!

[Avicenna]

My four baby mamas

[Avicenna]

Thanks for the MHO

[jennifer_bloom]

If you say you hate (group) (group)

such as, you hate this race, this job, this religion, this life condition, this living situation, such as suburb people or country people or educated people or smart people or confident people etc…

[provokeesmokee]

You just need dick.

[Paris13]

"No Ice in Beer."lol!!! xxoo

[ShesRad80]

your breath really stinks

[Sasha0426]

Actually, that’s fair if the person’s breath really did smell bad 😅

[DannyUk2017]

I forgot my wallet

😁

[OlderAndWiser]

Have you considered implants?

[ObscuredBeyond]

Let's pick baby names...

[valentina4eva]

will u marry meee? 💍😍👰🏻‍♀️👰🏻‍♀️

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Yes.

[Lionman95]

I am not interested.
How about that?

[Spongebobssocks]

"I have stalked you"👀😂

[ObscuredBeyond]

He then kisses her before she can stop him, then asks: "Was it worth it?"

[SnowedIn]

Is your pussy shaved?

[Truthatanycost]

Why does it burn?

[Smashingdoozy]

Your place or mine

[ObscuredBeyond]

I'd prefer that question. It allows for privacy assessment.

[Smashingdoozy]

@ObscuredBeyond it implies all they're after is sex

[Still-alive]

pfft i just wanted to play smash bros tho :P

[ObscuredBeyond]

Yeah, but if that were already established in advance of the question, and they weren't scared away, then asking the question wouldn't be a deterrent. It could also refer to a laptop party, though I get that it usually means sex. Point is if the purpose behind the question is preestablished, the question loses its edge. Even without actual sex, I'd want to know where the hanging out occurs. So that even if the date is of a more innocent nature, I can better assess who might be a busybody, and plan accordingly.

[Smashingdoozy]

@ObscuredBeyond good thing this is what ruins a first date for me and not you 🙃

[ObscuredBeyond]

I'd find it strange if a woman asked me that, with clearly sexual intentions. But it wouldn't be a total deal breaker. Just... very odd.

[inhua]

I'm going home. goodbye

[Stressyalaire]

You smell different asleep

[BoopBoopBeep]

This look like herpes?

[BoopBoopBeep]

Wow my junk burns. isn't "Sex crimes" arbitrary? This smell like ether? Showering is purely optional Toilet paper is oppression

[WanderingLoveWizard]

I have to poop

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

• My
• Seed
• In
• You

[BrickBiggems]

Date ending one liners for guys:

Your drink has chloroform.
Want to struggle snuggle?
Are you a swinger?
I'm a mommas boy.
Mmmmm yOu SmElL GoOOd.
I like your skin.
I sharted, help PLEASE!
Raccoons stole my penis!
Taste my baby batter.
Gimmy your "roast beef".


Date ending one liners for girls:

Let's pick baby names.
I planned our wedding.
I fucked your dad
I watched you sleep
I don't shower, EVER!
WHERES MY WEDDING RING!

[JackCarter]

My wife is calling LOL

[Simslover92]

I have to barf.

[DermalPunch]

It's my naptime, now.

[AviatorTom]

Wanna make me cum?

[Greta_854]

I like huge dicks.

[AviatorTom]

That may not ruin the date. The guy might counter with something like "I'm sure you'll enjoy mine".

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Get in line

[Agape93]

I ate your mom

[RavVid]

Does DON'T count as one word or two as it is an abreviation?

[Smashingdoozy]

Contraction not an abbreviation ☺️

[RavVid]

@Smashingdoozy Entirely correct. Thanks. I suppose it is one spoken word but counts as two written words. So to say 'Don't need a man' qualifies as a date ruining remark.

[Dargil]

I have erectile dysfunction
I am a virgin
You smell like tilapia
I want anal intercourse
Your tits are small

I could do this all day.

[andreasderjuengere]

What is your weight?

[dreamstar72]

You are fing ugly

[exitseven]

I just had gonorrhea

[Jazzy54]

“I have a wife.” 😳👋🏽

[Hithere4567]

I like your boobs.

[AviatorTom]

She might just take that as a compliment

[bingbongbangbung]

Eat me right now 😋

[magiusX26]

"i want a baby"

"when is our wedding"

"meet my boyfriend/girlfriend"

"my kids are waiting"

"what's your creditcard number"

"why are you here"

[Andres77]

That mole is massive!

[genericname85]

i have a girlfriend.

[worldscolide]

She says "I am a feminist" Instant hard pass.

[tfan1]

Suck My Penis Now

[MysticDevice]

I am a vegetarian.



(I'm actually not but hearing that from a date would ruin it for me)

[John_Doesnt]

I really love Nickelback

[Sasha0426]

Nickelback isn’t really that bad as everyone says they are. I think they people just hate the band because they’re told to.

[Sasha0426]

Sorry, didn’t mean to put the word “they” in there 🤦‍♀️

[Luopio27]

Is your vagina hairy?

[progboy]

I'm not racist but...

[Sparkie460]

I'm a serial killer

[RyanK9b]

Wow you are fat

[CassandraSpender]

I have herpes bad.

i have chronic diarrhea

I have a kid

I have a penis

We'll never have sex

[Blueeyes81]

Fuck, I just sharted.

[AnusNdaPainus]

After my sex change.

[Kinkyhubby]

Your mom is hot

[LiamJHayden]

I forgot my wallet.

[DextroShade]

I am HIV positive.

[ButthurtGAGpeople1]

I want kids now

[PointTaken]

Do you do anal?

You're cameltoe is showing.

My other girlfriend said...

[LavLavLuv]

Don’t tell my boyfriend

[Snakeyes7]

I can smell you

[lorenzomichael]

Hey go fuck yourself.

[Twalli]

A guy actually said this to a girl he was on a date with. She was white.

I like Asian girls.

She responded that she was not Asian, which was obvious. They never had a second date.

[Sasha0426]

Wait, why would he go on a date with this girl if he likes Asians? I’m so confused 😅

[Twalli]

@Sasha0426 They were both on the autism spectrum and I think they paied on a site for people on the spectrum. Regardless, you shouldn't say that th o anyone on a first date, even if they are Asian.

[Sasha0426]

Oh, I see. But, yes! I agree. You don’t say things like that ever.

[Twalli]

@Sasha0426 I mean my girlfriend knows that I have a slight Asian preference, but we've also been together 5 years, so I told her after we'd been dating for a while. I describe it like this, for me. I have found girls of all races attractive and unattractive. Race doesn't factor into attractiveness to me. I identify as someone with a slight Asian preference because I have found a more significant percentage of Asians I've seen attractive than girls of other races. So I don't see it as an issue for my girlfriend (who is white) to know that I have found Asians on average more attractive than girls of other races, because I still find girls of other races attractive.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Who are you again?

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Jews, am I right

[Jerre]

I want to fuck!

[Jerre]

@softhoney Thank you for like

[AviatorTom]

Maybe she does too...

[Darkest-Knight]

I'll eat your pussy.

[PointTaken]

What if she'll like that? It'll make the date better.