Ruin a first date in 4 words?

[softhoney]

[Static_In_The_Attic]

• Are
• You
• My
• Cousin

[Static_In_The_Attic]

GrassyAss & tanks for da moo has!

[Avicenna]

My four baby mamas

[Avicenna]

Thanks for the MHO

[jennifer_bloom]

If you say you hate (group) (group)

such as, you hate this race, this job, this religion, this life condition, this living situation, such as suburb people or country people or educated people or smart people or confident people etc…

[Paris13]

"No Ice in Beer."lol!!! xxoo

[provokeesmokee]

You just need dick.

[DannyUk2017]

I forgot my wallet

😁

[ShesRad80]

your breath really stinks

[Sasha0426]

Actually, that’s fair if the person’s breath really did smell bad 😅

[OlderAndWiser]

Have you considered implants?

[ObscuredBeyond]

Let's pick baby names...

[valentina4eva]

will u marry meee? 💍😍👰🏻‍♀️👰🏻‍♀️

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Yes.

[Spongebobssocks]

"I have stalked you"👀😂

[ObscuredBeyond]

He then kisses her before she can stop him, then asks: "Was it worth it?"

[inhua]

I'm going home. goodbye

[Lionman95]

I am not interested.
How about that?

[SnowedIn]

Is your pussy shaved?

[Truthatanycost]

Why does it burn?

[Guffrus]

Please be my wife.

[Smashingdoozy]

Your place or mine

[ObscuredBeyond]

I'd prefer that question. It allows for privacy assessment.

[Smashingdoozy]

@ObscuredBeyond it implies all they're after is sex

[Still-alive]

pfft i just wanted to play smash bros tho :P

[ObscuredBeyond]

Yeah, but if that were already established in advance of the question, and they weren't scared away, then asking the question wouldn't be a deterrent. It could also refer to a laptop party, though I get that it usually means sex. Point is if the purpose behind the question is preestablished, the question loses its edge. Even without actual sex, I'd want to know where the hanging out occurs. So that even if the date is of a more innocent nature, I can better assess who might be a busybody, and plan accordingly.

[Smashingdoozy]

@ObscuredBeyond good thing this is what ruins a first date for me and not you 🙃

[ObscuredBeyond]

I'd find it strange if a woman asked me that, with clearly sexual intentions. But it wouldn't be a total deal breaker. Just... very odd.

[BoopBoopBeep]

This look like herpes?

[BoopBoopBeep]

Wow my junk burns. isn't "Sex crimes" arbitrary? This smell like ether? Showering is purely optional Toilet paper is oppression

[Stressyalaire]

You smell different asleep

[WanderingLoveWizard]

I have to poop

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

• My
• Seed
• In
• You

[BrickBiggems]

Date ending one liners for guys:

Your drink has chloroform.
Want to struggle snuggle?
Are you a swinger?
I'm a mommas boy.
Mmmmm yOu SmElL GoOOd.
I like your skin.
I sharted, help PLEASE!
Raccoons stole my penis!
Taste my baby batter.
Gimmy your "roast beef".


Date ending one liners for girls:

Let's pick baby names.
I planned our wedding.
I fucked your dad
I watched you sleep
I don't shower, EVER!
WHERES MY WEDDING RING!