Seriously straight guys, please stop talking and asking about your dicks all the time!

[Sara413]

Let's settle all this dick talk once and for all so you can stop asking the same stupid questions over and over and over again...

1. We (meaning women) really don't care that much about your dick.

Seriously. Whether it is 4 inches or 9 inches, we're really not that concerned. Do your best with it and put the effort into ensuring that we get off. Being attuned to our bodies and learning what we like and don't like is FAR more important than the size of your dick.

2. Your dick is probably normal.

Whether it's light coloured or dark, purplish or brownish, thick or thin, long or stubby, hooked or straight, it's NORMAL. Genitals, like the rest of our bodies, are unique. Every individual is gonna look a little different. Just like you shouldn't expect your new girl's vagina to look exactly like your ex's, or like porn vaginas, don't assume that there's something wrong with your dick if it doesn't look like your friend's, or the dicks you see in porn.

3. No, we don't want your dick pic.

Unless a woman specifically asks you for a picture of your dick, do not send her a picture of your dick. I really don't need to say anything else about it.

4. Yes, there is such a thing as too big, but it's a pretty high threshold and individual preferences vary.

Vaginas are different shapes and sizes too, so a dick that works amazingly for one woman might be too large for comfort for another, or might take her some getting used to. If you have a very large dick, you will need to have patience and understanding when you sleep with a new woman, because she'll likely need you to be quite gentle the first several times and work your way up to more vigorous sex.

5. Yes, a dick can be "too small", but again, individual preferences vary and it's a very high threshold.

Honestly, even a three inch dick can be amazing if it is used right. For a dick to be too small to give a woman any pleasure at all is very rare. If you happen to have a very, very small penis, just work on your mouth game and learn to stimulate her clit really well during intercourse.

[tenchu11]

Feels like most woman are perfectly content with how their guys are down there. But there's a small group of size queens runing around making guys feel inadequate I could really care less I'm average if she wants to date or marry some one with a big dick she probably has a shit ton of character flaws that might make her a bad partner. Like every guy is really walking around with a baseball bat between their legs... really.

[heywhisper]

THANK YOU

finally, now we can stop seeing these "is my dick to big/smal" questions on this site

[Drednaught]

Uh, that's not exactly this stuff works. There's still going to be people posting these questions regardless of this mytake. Albeit, it is annoying, we can still just ignore these questions and scroll past them just like all of the other annoying questions about other random things just like we've always done.

[longjohndan]

Hey, I was just wondering a few things:

1) My dick is 7 inches long, will that work for you?
2) My dick is lightly colored and a little curved up, do you think that's normal?
3) Would you like a picture of my dick so you can be informed when you answer my questions?
4) Is my dick too big for you?
5) Do you think my dick might be too small for you?

[hellionthesage]

Does this also apply to women asking if there too tall/short/fat/skinny/thigh gap/no thigh gap/ugly/calfs ugly (seen this before)/dark/pale etc? Honestly I think we should be thankful that the only thing guys seem self concious about is there penis. Don't get me wrong I find it annoying as well but over all its better then the alternative.

[LittleSally]

Doesn't make them that straight now does it?
Hahahahaha xD

[bryon]

roflmao , this is priceless , I fecking love it. there as more am I big enough questions on here to add up to several Banana trees that's for damn sure

[muspelhem_5]

Good Take :)

[verticallyinsecure]

Never even bothered about it tbh

[Chris_Pratt]

Okay fine I am sorry I won't bring it up again... And by bring it up I don't mean have an erection I'm going to have those regardless or my wife will get upset with me.

[Kreem4urkitty]

What if i were to ask permission from you and were genuinely wanting your thoughts on my dick? Is there a respectful or honest way to ask?

[sp33d]

No, you don't look fat in that dress

[zagor]

Well, I once went to a singles forum where one of the woman stood up right and front of everyone and said she dumped her previous boyfriend because his penis was too small. So obviously it matters for some women.

Oddly enough, I noticed at the social afterwards none of the guys were approaching her for her number.

[AngryHorny]

Why you picking on us straight guys? You only want dick pics from gays? That's sexist dude.

[TheSpartan]

Men ask because women rarely give clear, coherent answers. Even scientists whom study the subject still question whether penis size matters.

[BroBroncoski]

Lol that's funny because chicks I sext these days like em so

[ejx629]

I agree. Too many questions about body parts (male and female) and what's normal.
Since everyone is different and parts vary in size, color, etc.- different IS normal.

[Anonymous]

You speak for all women? There are quite a few who do say that size is very important. Not to mention the ones who brag about getting a big dick.

[Anonymous]

#5 contradicts the point you're trying to get across. So what guys ask. Women on here are also notorious for asking about boob size and their butts but I guess that's cool. # 3 I would never do... Only guys who are lame , thirsty and quick to overrate women do that. I would drink anthrax mixed with bleach before I worship some woman like she's a idol or something.

[Sara413]

I find the questions about boob and butt size equally annoying. But I'm not a guy and I can't answer from a guy's perspective.

[Anonymous]

Well said, and good point of individual preferences.

[Anonymous]

Oh shut the hell up. Every time I get on GAG and see a penis question guess who's answering it? Your ass. Quit answering them if you don't like them. Ignore them.

When I see questions I don't want to answer I ignore them.

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I don't answer them. You can do the same with penis questions. It's not that hard the problem is you don't want to. Me and others came up with the theory that people like you actually like penis questions. Otherwise why bring so much attention to it? I mean it's literally the notion "Your biggest hater is your biggest fan." That statement is very true, because of the dedication it takes to hate.

Now I'll address each point you made.

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1. Already on a bad start eh? I bet you are one of those girls who are the first to say "don't generalize." Yet you do it just now in that first statement.

Let's first address this from a literal standpoint. Is a half a inch penis too small for you? If yes then penis size matters. Is a 13 inch penis too big for you? If yes then penis size matters. Even though these are extreme cases it matters to some degree even if it's a small degree.

Let's be more realistic now. Most girls seem to like average to above average penis size. I could post some stats, but I mean you are such a penis size answering expert I'm sure you've ran into a poll or two on here about it and some studies are bias. In any case from my experience and others it seems that most girls like average to above average. Luckily, for most guys the average is the average for a reason. It means most men are within that range.

"Get to your point."

Which means most men have a size that's reasonable to women. Most women aren't going to care about their partners size due to the fact that he's around the average range anyway. Literally about half of men worldwide are around the average range (4.75 - 6.25). That's at least a billion men. We won't get technical but we'll say around a billion men have a average penis size.

For most girls that's all they'll get or for the most part that's all they'll get and that's all they are used to.

Let me address this point about pleasing women.

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Sex is a collaboration. It's not supposed to be one sided. If your boyfriend only cares about pleasing you and not himself then hey by all means. He his own man. But... just a thought... I believe most men want to be pleased from sex too. I don't like the notion that women are the only ones who should be pleased during sex.

[Opinion Owner]

Sure men should ensure that the girl gets off, but why not please the guy as well? And I'm not talking about just cumming at the end. That's not it. I'm talking about DURING sex. Anyway, that's besides the main point. That just irked my nerves. 2. Is actually true. That just goes back to the average thing I talked about. On average most guys have a "normal" dick. Though I guess I can bring in the abnormal now. See remember that 50 percent of guys who are "normal"? Well if we add the a little above average guys you get around 60 or 70 percent of men. That means 30 percent are abnormal. Guys like me. Guys who are either really big or really small. Most girls won't experience these kind of guys. Especially if they only fuck no more than three men. Regardless of this though you're still talking about millions and millions of men. No matter how you divide it up there's still going to be millions of men with abnormal penises.

[Opinion Owner]

So that's millions and millions of men out of that you don't think one or two are on here? Maybe?

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It's perfectly logical for one or two of them who are really really small or really really big to be concerned and post questions on here. I mean again you're talking millions of men here.

Also, let us not forget women's insecurities. I literally see daily around on average 8 questions of women asking about their bodies. "Am I too fat?" "Should I lose weight?" "What do you think of my butt?" Etc. etc.

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Every day. Every day. It's waay more of those on here than penis size questions. I guarantee it. I'd be willing to bet on that. And you know what?

I'm okay with that. Girls should be concerned with their bodies. It's okay. I don't have a problem. I answer them honestly. The penis is a part of the body. Men are concerned with their body. I don't see the problem.

3. That's very true. I agree. Though I believe some guys do it as trolling means, which is bad.

[Opinion Owner]

I'm not saying that's right. I think other guys may be one of those men who are in the abnormal range or maybe they don't realize they are in the average range and watch too much porn and think their size isn't enough. Maybe they want advice from a female. Bad way to go about that. I don't disagree there. I never send dick pics unless a girl ask for them and then I have to trust her. I don't just send them right away. Not only that but in real life I'd never send dick pics. There's no point. I agree that if a girl want's to see your dick she'll ask. I've been asked by multiple girls on here and in real life. 4. Nah not true. The threshold isn't as high as you think. I don't consider myself extremely extremely large (maybe I am), but I've been denied by girls regardless. Again like I said before most girls like those guys who are in that average to above average range it seems. That stops at like 7 to 7.5 inches. I'd say (don't know for sure) that about 5 to 10 percent of men are

[Opinion Owner]

larger than that. Again that's still millions and millions of men. Plenty get denied for being too big. Sure there are your size queens but they are a small percentage. Most girls like I said like the average range so when they do face a penis that's larger they kind of freak out, because most probably haven't seen a really big one. I agree it may take some work and some convincing for the girl. That's understandable. It's something she's not used to. 5. I think you defeated your own purpose with that last statement. "Work on your mouth game." In other words his dick isn't good enough. What about the average man? What about the big guy? Why they don't have to work on their mouth game? Yes a small penis is rare, but again it's still millions of men. I could go into how a average to large penis will please a woman's vagina better, but I'll save that since people say I'm bias (due to my size). Yes sex can probably still be enjoyable for the couple even if the man is small down below,

[Opinion Owner]

but penetration won't be as pleasurable. So I say that while sex isn't all about penetration I think penis size does matter and men should be concerned with their bodies. I think we should stop trying to slide it under the rug. I know there are girls who like small sizes. I know there are girls who like average sizes. I know there are girls who like big sizes. Sexual compatibility is important, but don't say size doesn't matter because let's face it... penetration feels good and men and women want to feel good. The key is to find someone who's willing to accept the size the guy has been given. Let's not negate their concerns though. It's okay to be concerned about it.

[Sara413]

The reason it's been bugging me lately is because it seems like all the sudden the last couple weeks it's like every other freakin question on here by a dude. So, yeah, I can and do ignore most of them, but I still have to scroll through them all. The "Am I too fat?" "Am I pretty enough" and so on questions annoy me just as much, but there isn't as much of a general answer I can give back to those questions. When I said the point about the mouth game, that was basically addressing the fact that these guys FEEL inadequate. Reality is, I have been with over 25 men and the size has never been what makes the difference for me. The largest I ever got with was quite mediocre, meanwhile one of the smallest was one of the best I ever had, because he took care in ensuring I was enjoying myself.

[Opinion Owner]

Do you answer most questions? I don't. I scroll through most questions, because most questions I don't want to answer. I don't like the stereotype that a guy who's big isn't going to please a girl right and that a small guy will. If you want to talk about size doesn't matter then outside of penetration penis size doesn't matter. I agree there. When you talk penetration though it does matter. I know I know. Most girls will say "Well not all girls can get off to penetration." So why let a guy penetrate? Why not just give him a blowjob and be done? Because penetration feels good and a certain size may make it feel even better to the girl. Your experience is in reference to sex outside penetration. That's any man's game there. Plus a man can learn what each girl likes and adjust to that.

[Anonymous]

I agree with most of your points, that is to say they are the same as my impressions. The thing I have always wondered about though is how do most women know they don't care about how big a dick is? If it's true only one guy in 10 is over 6" long or 5" around how many guys would the typical girl have to have had sex with to have a basis of comparison 50? 100?

It seems like asking women if they care about size really only makes sense if they have experienced a few lovers who were large. Otherwise it's like asking them which of two vacation spots they like best when they have only been to one of them.

[Anonymous]

Very few women (especially if they are experienced) would be okay with a 4" and thin penis. You can say what you want, but the internet is littered with COUNTLESS posts from women that prove otherwise.