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Well, I'd hope no one does...
Kentucky Tractor Puller
The act of a male and a male or male and a female preforming anal sex. During sex the receiver clenches their butt-cheeks tightly and runs with the penis still in the buttocks.
Is sex not enough of a workout?
The Panamanian Petting Zoo
When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.
Nuts and corn are forever ruined for me.
Charzarding
Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
Play Pokemon Go not with fire and pubic hair.
Idaho Potato Sack
A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.
This sounds like the most extreme medieval execution method.
Canadian Porch Swing
Is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Just when I thought all things Canadian were sane and good.
The Land Shark
While engaging in intercourse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to pierce the rectal cavity.
This doesn't end well for anyone.
Green Bay Butter Churner
A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve).
This isn't the homemade organic product the health nuts are talking about.
Snoat
To snort cocaine/crack off of a man's erect penis.
Drugs are bad, mkay?
Muddy Puppy
When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.
Hello 911...
What Girls & Guys Said
9 26What about the Alabama hotpocket?
Ewww, that's just begging for an infection. 😑😣🙈
That was funny
people have weird fetishes
Me everytime I read your Takes
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It's important to discover new things everyday. This is fine. 😂
You're going to have to pay for my therapy 😛
I'll have to start a trauma trust fund for that.
what the actual fuck
i think someone has snorted a line of coke off a mans dick before though lol
True but I really wanted to use that picture lmao.
i think some of this is just some made up bullshit
Some weird people out there.
TRUFFLE BUTTER.
I almost puked.
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Well, let's see. I would do the Panamanian Petting Zoo if the girl doing the shitting was sufficiently slim and sexy. I already love drinking piss so I don't think a few shitty nuts or pieces of corn would be so bad.
The Idaho Potato Sack sounds a little extreme. I love being punched in the balls but not to the point where they swell up to twice their normal size.
The Canadian Porch Swing just sounds stupid but if you do it to someone, I'll suck your toe clean when you're finished.
The Muddy Puppy has possibilities but I wouldn't want to use an actual dog. No reason for that. I'd rather have another guy, or several guys, cum on my girlfriend's face and then I would lick it off myself.
You left out the penile twister, where a man ties a hose on the end of his dick and sticks it into a girls ass and slowly moves it through her intestines and up through her throat then takes it back around and fucks himself with it as it moves through her body and makes her vomit
I could've went my whole life without reading that.
Lol I just made it up
You're more messed up than I am lmao.
I'd give you a rusty fish hook while sodomizing your anûs
Creative.
Thanks, I tried to keep with the spirit of your post
What the actual... no I'm not even gonna say that because I apparently I don't even know what it is anymore...