Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
What should cum after dildo jokes if not sex jokes 🙃🙂
And what better way to start off with than with a theme song...
How do you make your husband scream during sex?
Call him and let him hear it.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will actually search for a golf ball.
What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged.
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What’s a 6.9?
Another great thing screwed up by a period.
How did you quit smoking?
I decided to smoke only after sex.
What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?
A man
Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind. You’ll never get it!
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stops after three hos.
Why is masturbation just like procrastination?
It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
Guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Gyno visit
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry. She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs. The doctor says, "What's so funny?" She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms."
Sunday school
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Birthday gift
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
Customer service
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
"Parking"
A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits up. “What’s the matter?” asks the guy. She replies, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.” The man thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex. After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50
My girlfriend asked me to yell out dirty things during sex, so I said, “The laundry! The kitchen! The bathroom!”
TV time
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
"The sex talk"
"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks. "Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
Mourning
On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"(But the fire department came right away)
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What Girls & Guys Said
3 26Finally some good humor to calm people down
Right! And.. Thanks 🙂
"What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?
A man"
That one made me laugh out loud LMAOO
🤣🤣🤣
All of these were awesome. I liked the Sunday School joke about how God takes you to Heaven. The only difference is it ought to be Sabbath School on Saturday.
Lol 🙂
Relationships are like sex it can either be rough or vanilla lol
🤣🤣🤣 and if anal... Chocolate 🤣🤣
I just thought of it at the top of my head. Not that head lol
Q: What's the only organ in a woman's body that stays warm after she dies?
A: My penis
🤣🤣 omg 🤣
Omg- I fell over in my chair! Soo bad!
@Girther10 🤣🤣🤣 don't fall lmao
LOL, good jokes :D
Thanks 🙂
You're welcome ;)
ok I like it lol
♥️🙂 thanks 🙃🙂