Sex Toys for Men: If sex is hard to get, buy a sex toy.

This sounds simple: kinda like 'if you are hungry, then kerp calm and eat.' Or, 'house the homeless.'

But let's be real, sometimes when you get hungry you start losing energy to get up and cook, and it becomes a downward spiral of hunger until you are tired and go to bed without eating.

Right?

Sometimes good food is unattainable cause it's expensive and your paycheck is a week away.

Well, I'm here to say that sometimes it's better to go to McDonald's and buy $1.00 burgers with fries to your heart's content once in a while rather than starve.

Cue the burger:

Sex Toys for Men: If sex is hard to get, buy a sex toy.

There's a certain stigma around sex toys for men, isn't there? It's nothing new. Our masculinity is defined by our ability to get sex with real women. If we can't do that, well may as well give up on life... right?

But what if one day we just stopped caring and bought one of these toys that feels exactly like the real thing? (it actually does)

And I'm here to say: why not?

Here's the thing: using your hand can cause problems. Nerve damage, unrealstic expectations of tightness and feeling. etc. Why do that to yourselves when you could just buy a sex toy that feels real?

And no, I don't mean a fleshlight -- those suck. I mean a Meiki.

See back when I was a teen I was a horny MF. I mean, really. My underwear had cum stains every morning and my whole room smelled like jizz each and every morning. I couldn't stop. My body was very healthy, I was a student-athelete and I was primed up and everything was working correctly.

Needless to say, I was hopeless with women. Why? Who knows. But I didn't lose virginity until 23. So, what did I do?

I bought a sex toy. Yep. Because I was makng about $12/hour in high school I had tons of extra cash to throw around. So I spent about $100 on the Meiki Sarah pictured above. Turns out. It was pretty cool.

This is a Japanese company. And they don't fuck around in Japan. These toys are made by literally taking a 3d model of these girls' vaginas -- the whole canal -- and the vulva, and then perfectly recreate it with molding and custom made casts. The dmensions, twists turns, length and textures are all exactly true to life. Pretty incredible.

Take a look:

Mold of real Vulva.
Mold of real Vulva.
Mold of her vaginal canal.
Mold of her vaginal canal.

No, I'm not getting paid to write this

Here's the thing, women are told its okay to use sx toys but men are failures if they do. Well guess what?

Many women do not want sex outside of a relationship. So what if you don't want a relationship at the moment?

Rather than get frustrated at the ficklness of many girls, just buy a molding of their junk. Buy the sex toy, maintain it. It feels exactly like the real thing (if you get Meiki prducts).

One other thing: the male body knows the dfference between sex and masturbation. The hormones released in the brain are not the same. Sex causes mood imprvement and serotonin release. Masturbation causes dopamine shots and feelings of dissatisfaction. This is not an accident. Evolutionary biology theorizes that we are prgprgrammed this way to pusue actual women to impregnate to sustain the species. Even semen consistency is different in each case. But let's be honest. We don't live in the trees anymore. If we did, honestly, things would probably be easier all said. But we don't. But guess what? A Meiki tricks the brain into believing the senations are real -- so you get all the health benefits of real sex rather than masturbation side effects. So, buy a sex toy.

Frustrated on Tnder, buy a sex toy.

No luck at bars, buy a sex toy.

Just don't like women that much, buy a sex toy.

Unless you want emotional support, it gives 90% of the physical experience except for maybe visuals and boobs. And a body to sleep next too (that one's a tough pill to swallow, but hey it beats a hand right?).

Anyway. This is just to let guys know what's out there if they look. I think a certain amout of suffering and frustration is just no good. Lack of sex causes mental health issues. May as well trick your body with realistic toys.

That's all for now. ✌

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  • Couple this with VR, and it's like, "what women"?

  • Lame!

    • Not all guys get sex till they are married. And many don't get even married. And if a girl can buy one why not a guy can.

    • STILL LAME

    • Kk you win. I lose. I still think sex toys are not that useful. And nevertheless you are very stubborn.

  • I can't believe the pictures for this were allowed to be published, yet more mild photos have been flagged and post removed by moderators.

    • Actually I think I caused some trouble with this. It was briefly taken down and then put back up.

  • It is a good way to control the birth rate but not for crime against women.

  • I wouldn't even want it for free. I like the real deal not toys.

  • Gotcha

  • I wouldn’t buy one. No need. I’m just not into it. But I don’t knock people that do. Go for it.

  • I mean, I wouldn't buy this because I'm a Christian and this is sinful. But if I didn't care about sin why would I buy a aex toy while I can hire a prostitute?

    • Depending on where you live prostitution might be illegal while a sex toy isn't

    • And besides that prostitutes can be nasty.. you never know if they're clean or not

    • Lmao

  • I use toys for stamina training. Fucking awesome!

  • It will only be a few more years until bio-women become obsolete.

  • Good read

  • Would you be able to link me to the above toy?

    • Ah cheers, they all seem to be a bit too small for me though xD thanks anyway though

    • Oh they are small because they are japanese. Don't let that deter you. They stretch.

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  • i should prolly get one myself cuz for me it really looks like I'm gonna be alone forever. I'm 20 n haven't been into relationship

    • Don't worry man. Women treat casual sex the same way anyways. They just get it based on luck of being female. There's no effort that goes into it at all. No different than a guy buying a toy. It's basically the same mechanic. Relationships -- eh, could be similar. At your age it probably is except for a minority of 'unicorns' who are legitimately special in their desire to actually put in effort and meet good people. I don't think it really ever changes with age that much either. Mid twenties are the same, late twenties may change a tiny bit hut maybe not. I see people in their 30's writing the same questions as everyone else.

    • well i don't meet any people at all ig I'm just too scared too start a convo with anyone i don't talk to people unless they start a convo but usually its just few words anyways xD

    • Like I said. Doesn't matter. Think a girl on Tinder tries to meet people? No. Some put in effort but its not required. No need to feel bad. Feeling down about it onmy makes it worse. It's just luck of a draw. If you want to change your station I'd say the first step is to hit a gym for 6 months of strength training. Afterwards you'll be in a better position.

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  • I think that more men should be willing to use toys

  • May I ask, what's the difference between the toy and the real thing?

    • Well, I guess the real thing has boobs and can lay next to you afterwards. It also has a butt hole too I suppose.

    • Ignoring the obvious, what i meant is how it feels like when your dick enters it compares to real pussy

    • Well I think they feel the same. The other stuff is more depressing and meaningful.

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  • I don't know, my hand does a pretty good job when my wife's vagina and asshole are not handy.

  • I get laid pretty often and I've had a sex toy even during relationships.

  • If guys started using these. All girls will die single and lonely.

  • I have a Fleshlight and it is AMAZING! 😜

    • I'm tellng you man, those things suck. Meiki products feel way better. Have tried both.

    • Oh well that’s good to know. Thanks for the recommendation! :-)

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