Sex Toys for Men: If sex is hard to get, buy a sex toy.

This sounds simple: kinda like 'if you are hungry, then kerp calm and eat.' Or, 'house the homeless.'

But let's be real, sometimes when you get hungry you start losing energy to get up and cook, and it becomes a downward spiral of hunger until you are tired and go to bed without eating.

Right?

Sometimes good food is unattainable cause it's expensive and your paycheck is a week away.

Well, I'm here to say that sometimes it's better to go to McDonald's and buy $1.00 burgers with fries to your heart's content once in a while rather than starve.

Cue the burger:

Sex Toys for Men: If sex is hard to get, buy a sex toy.

There's a certain stigma around sex toys for men, isn't there? It's nothing new. Our masculinity is defined by our ability to get sex with real women. If we can't do that, well may as well give up on life... right?

But what if one day we just stopped caring and bought one of these toys that feels exactly like the real thing? (it actually does)

And I'm here to say: why not?

Here's the thing: using your hand can cause problems. Nerve damage, unrealstic expectations of tightness and feeling. etc. Why do that to yourselves when you could just buy a sex toy that feels real?

And no, I don't mean a fleshlight -- those suck. I mean a Meiki.

See back when I was a teen I was a horny MF. I mean, really. My underwear had cum stains every morning and my whole room smelled like jizz each and every morning. I couldn't stop. My body was very healthy, I was a student-athelete and I was primed up and everything was working correctly.

Needless to say, I was hopeless with women. Why? Who knows. But I didn't lose virginity until 23. So, what did I do?

I bought a sex toy. Yep. Because I was makng about $12/hour in high school I had tons of extra cash to throw around. So I spent about $100 on the Meiki Sarah pictured above. Turns out. It was pretty cool.

This is a Japanese company. And they don't fuck around in Japan. These toys are made by literally taking a 3d model of these girls' vaginas -- the whole canal -- and the vulva, and then perfectly recreate it with molding and custom made casts. The dmensions, twists turns, length and textures are all exactly true to life. Pretty incredible.

Take a look:

Mold of real Vulva.
Mold of real Vulva.
Mold of her vaginal canal.
Mold of her vaginal canal.

No, I'm not getting paid to write this

Here's the thing, women are told its okay to use sx toys but men are failures if they do. Well guess what?

Many women do not want sex outside of a relationship. So what if you don't want a relationship at the moment?

Rather than get frustrated at the ficklness of many girls, just buy a molding of their junk. Buy the sex toy, maintain it. It feels exactly like the real thing (if you get Meiki prducts).

One other thing: the male body knows the dfference between sex and masturbation. The hormones released in the brain are not the same. Sex causes mood imprvement and serotonin release. Masturbation causes dopamine shots and feelings of dissatisfaction. This is not an accident. Evolutionary biology theorizes that we are prgprgrammed this way to pusue actual women to impregnate to sustain the species. Even semen consistency is different in each case. But let's be honest. We don't live in the trees anymore. If we did, honestly, things would probably be easier all said. But we don't. But guess what? A Meiki tricks the brain into believing the senations are real -- so you get all the health benefits of real sex rather than masturbation side effects. So, buy a sex toy.

Frustrated on Tnder, buy a sex toy.

No luck at bars, buy a sex toy.

Just don't like women that much, buy a sex toy.

Unless you want emotional support, it gives 90% of the physical experience except for maybe visuals and boobs. And a body to sleep next too (that one's a tough pill to swallow, but hey it beats a hand right?).

Anyway. This is just to let guys know what's out there if they look. I think a certain amout of suffering and frustration is just no good. Lack of sex causes mental health issues. May as well trick your body with realistic toys.

That's all for now. ✌

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  • Lol you guys will be lonely forever

    • :rollseyes: You're lucky guys are so horny.

    • I have a few Fake pussies. Yet I still get laid and date. Where’s you’re logic?

    • Then why don't you ask us out on a date.

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