Should we bring back the Christmas blowjob?

[purplepoppy]

Back in the olden days at Christmas men would line up for their Christmas blow job at the office as shown in the photo. The typists or secretaries would happily come over and kneel down in the spirit of Christmas. Husbands and wives didn't mind because it was all in good fun.

But then feminists came along and spoiled everything. Should the Christmas BJ make a return?

[BigAssB1tch]

Bring back the what now? Girl, I don't know what kind of holiday traditions you got goin' on over there, but I'm all for anything that involves me giving my man a little' oral action. I mean, who doesn't love some eggnog-flavored coom on their face during the festive season?

Now, I know some people say the holidays are all about giving, but let me tell ya, I'm more of a receiver, if you catch my drift. And let me tell ya, fellatio is the gift that keeps on giving. It's like a never-ending supply of sweet, sweet lovin' that'll put a smile on anyone's face - especially Santa's!

So hell yeah, let's bring back the Christmas blowjob. In fact, let's make it a year-round thing. Who says blowjobs can only happen on special occasions? Every day is a blow job day, if you ask me. You go 'head and invite BigAssB1tch over to the Isle of Skye and I'll put a kilt on my big ol' ass and go to town on them Scottish freaks.

[DecalFong]

Well, hell yes! Who wouldn't want to unwrap a package under the tree that's all warm and wet? It's time to bring back the good ol' days of holiday head. Let's put the "Ho" back in "Ho Ho Ho!" And let's not stop there - why not add some festive flair with some mistletoe between your cheeks or a candy cane in your coochie? It's time to make Santa's lap look like a line at the DMV. Merry XXXmas, indeed!

[BigAssB1tch]

@DecalFong you keep on at me like you want something. why ain't you bring dat little chopstick over here and have you some pu pu platter

[Apple1996]

Nah I prefer giving blowies to Santa so that he puts me on the nice list 🎅

These regular guys can keep on dreaming

https://www.youtube.com/embed/2G8ty5SZpME

[Mansearching]

LMAO

[82lynx]

Blowies, lol. I like that.

[Jersey2]

Being naughty is nice.

[Apple1996]

@82lynx hehe I call them blowies

[Apple1996]

@Jersey2 soo true

[Still-alive]

Mmm lick that d… i mean candy cane mmm 😋

[Guido]

At the office Christmas party the boss can put you on his nice list too.

[Texaskid1]

This song is a true masterpiece.

[molonski2]

Brilliant ! hahahaha

[82lynx]

A rather innocent-sounding term for an act that is anything but. 😆

[Holsen]

Oh well it would take a very long long time before people would be as open and friendly with each other as a society to overcome the stereotypes and end in that like it’s no big deal so I guess we won’t see it’s return anytime soon!!

[molonski2]

Arrgghh , you posted this last year if I recall..

Yes the Christmas blow job should certainly make s come back.

[purplepoppy]

I post it every Christmas. It's my tradition.

[DecalFong]

Where is @wilmareportu? Duplicate posts? Let's flag them all at once.

[molonski2]

@purplepoppy , and a wonderful tradition it is , hope you can get it up , to have the practise bought back into operation , all around the world ! It was good enough for the forefathers.. Tradition must continue.

[chrissykerdock]

that's a real picture from a long ago time but somehow i don't think they're kneeling to give head... to be honest i give head to avoid lonliness.

[yakumo]

It would probably be the best day at work. But I have a feeling a lot of girlfriends and wives would be opposed to it.

[mandyfire98]

😂😂😂😂😂

[electromagnetic]

What do I get out of it? There needs to be an incentive otherwise, why.

[MrOracle]

A teaspoon or two of warm liquid love, of course!

[electromagnetic]

@MrOracle maybe from my partner. My colleagues aren’t the fun bunch.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I VOTE (YES) & all the Ho Ho Ho’s would vote that way too.

[SixFootSexy]

Sign me up!

[AviatorTom]

As a kid, I always wondered what "jolly" meant... now, I know. "Tis the season to be jolly..."

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yeah, I guess so hahaha

[Itsa85mf]

Absolutely! Be lots of fun!

[douride2]

I think not Poppy.

[Hannajenky]

Lol this is fucked up but also really funny. I for one will be sure to suck my boyfriends cock on Christmas morning just because this post made me laugh so much

[Jersey2]

I’m a bit of a traditionalist so I give it a resounding yes. ‘Tis the season!

[Sparkie460]

I'll pass. I only work around guys

[chrissykerdock]

only girls give blowjobs silly

[Sparkie460]

That's not what I've heard

[chrissykerdock]

what have you heard?

[Sparkie460]

That bi and gay guys give bjs

[chrissykerdock]

true... but no one thinks of you as gay or bi i assume you look rugged and tough

[Sparkie460]

I'm not either of them, that's why I've never been with a guy

[chrissykerdock]

i can tell your very manly

[Brady]

nope

[KostasKouvalis]

Totally! I miss the good old days where sex was easy to get and you could ask a woman to marry you without even knowing her name

[motownplayer2000]

I would like to see some proof that this truly existed. Where is your proof?

[purplepoppy]

The photo is proof as is my word.

[motownplayer2000]

lol that could be the beginning of a 1920 porn movie for all we know.. not what you are talking about. But ok. lol

[deus_ex_sisyphus]

LMAOO this can't be real... can we go back?

[trexxx707]

I say yes lol

[Guido]

I think I'm going to let you organize my next Christmas party. I love your party ideas.

[pethouse]

Whatttt, it’s hard to believe that this is real