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Holy buckets, where do I start? So we had amazing shower sex tonight, I bent over downward dog. But the amount of water that went up my nose is absurd. Like, I have not had this much water up my nose since I dove off the 15 ft platform at German camp. My sinuses are still burning. 😳 While it was very good shower sex, it has been overpowered by the outrageous amount of water that went up my nose. Anyone else? 😬
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My nose still burns. Ugh. This is something else. 😳
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18 42Oh yeah I guess that'd be a problem. You could try it with a nose plug next time?
I will indeed. Next time I’m coming to the shower prepared!
Can you switch ends so hubby is under the water?
I think it might have blasted us too hard. 🤔
It looks like you'll need to wear a nose plug or a diver's mask with an oxygen tank. 🤿
Mmmhmmm. Next shower I am coming prepared!
"Coming" being the operative word.
Indeed! 😈
haaa , maybe it came from bending over so long
It wasn’t even that long but my nose was filled with water lol
oh ok , well I know that I probably would have freaked out
I’m bringing a nose plug next time! 🤣
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I don’t think hubs can do that with his bad hip. 🤔
I'll only finger her in the shower, and not where the water washes away her lube.
We seldom shower together though. If we want romantic it's during our weekend fuck fest getaway, we'll fuck for hours in bed and then take a bath together. And have a tray of snacks and a bottle of wine by the tub.
I'm very sensitive about my face and eyes. If she moves her hand up with any speed to caress my face I flinch. I don't like anything close to my face unless I do it. Likewise having to be romantic and communicate with water splashing in my face... my brain short circuits.
We'll fuck in bed, be romantic and take a break with a bath. Shower is Just for cleaning up... after I've already cleaned her up...😉
But why? What make you put your head in bucket? It wasn't required right?
Lmao. No bucket. I bent down, downward dog, it felt good but water up my nose. Conflicted feelings! 🤣
Put your head in bucket 😂😂😂😂 Almost died. Trying to imagine 😂😂😂
I know right? 🤣
I can relate 😈
My nose is still recovering. 🤣
😂😂😂
i see :P
We had a 30-foot tower in boot camp, about the same distance as a rescue swimmer jumping out of a helicopter. There's a 50-foot platform for the more experienced swimmers. A few jump from that one, I dove.
Dang!!!
I was always afraid of heights but I loved the water. You overcome your fears by facing them.
Amazing. I thought the 15 ft platform was high.
Lmao girl why didn’t you move
The sex was good! 🤣
Remember to turn the water off next time :)
Shower sex always goes wrong
Most of the time it does
Haha this is hilarious 😆
You have to pull your head out from under the shower head.
I was on the opposite side of the shower!
Try facing the other way next time so you don't get so much water in your nose
No usually did that standing up but not very often, has to be with a partner that is close to your height though or it gets tricky
Yup. There is a foot difference between us. We don’t have many options lol
That’s a big height difference I guess maybe you need a bigger shower area and a chair
whoaaa yeah sounds like it was worth it though hehe
I mean, I think so. But my sinuses are still burning.
pretty crazy. i remember when i get shampoo in my nose. shit burns sometimes lol
This started out and took a turn that I wasn't expecting 🤣 definitely thought it was gonna end up with a wrong whole scenario.
I mean, I didn’t want the water my my nostrils. 🤣
Lol I mean I totally get that but I was definitely expecting to read like some crazy "sex sent me to the ER" type shit 🤣 like you slipped and both fell and a foot ended where it shouldn't have 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao. My nose still feels weird tbh
Lol sounds like you should make him stand under the waterfall so it sounds like a seal clapping it's fins? What are seals arms called 🤔
Ahhh, the sound of we flip flops lol
Yea forget the macaroni. Make it sound like the kid running around the water park before he trips 🤣🤣🤣
I think you initially went wrong by adding yoga to shower sex. That's like adding the alphabet to math. It makes things difficult. 🤣
Lol. We have a difficult time making shower sex work because he is almost a foot taller than me.
Lol well not knowing your bathroom setup id say you could put a little step stool in there to boost you up a little bit or if you wanna get interesting just Spiderman your way up the wall and latch on like a cat stuck between two trees 🤣
We tried using our kids sesame street stepstools. Nope. Lol
Time to install some bars
Old people bars. Lol
Yea just gotta get some discreet sex mounts for the bathroom.
Speaking of sex and yoga. We have a sex chair that the kids think is a yoga chair and they like to slide on it. 🤣
Who knew you could get a sinus cleanse doing doggy. 😂
It sounds like you and your husband have a lot of fun together and aren't just going through the motions like a lot of married people. It's nice to see. And I do hope you feel better soon. At least you did something fun to earn your discomfort.
It’s true! Keeps our life interesting. :)
Turn the water slow next time :P