"Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst

Brainsbeforebeauty Editor

So, I did 4 mytakes on epic fail product and business names, but this take covers the best of the not so best slogans. Either someone dropped the ball or were smoking some good shit. Either way, new career goal: advertising, even a blonde could do it. 🤪

"The best business we do is in your mouth, so open wide baby".

Be kind, dont beat your meat — **Be kind, don't beat your meat**

"The freshest unbeaten meat you'll find anywhere in town".

**Taking on the drug problem personally**

"We don't want you to do meth, so we'll do it for you"

New pick up line, ladies: "Better suction than an Electrolux. "

"We can't fix your ugly, but we can fix your fat". (Free bags for your face included)

"Is that why every man comes with a "garden" hose?? But, damn man, your power sprayer killed my tomato plants "

"Now hiring, but must be a "very hard" worker."

"Do to current social distancing ordinance, better to reach out and touch yourself, but please use hand sanitizer after".

" Bill Clinton tried, but he couldn't lick our Dick"

"I did not have sexual relations with that Dick" oh my bad lol he said "woman" either way, one more politician lying 😂

Hope you enjoyed. Will there be a part 2? hmmm🤔 find out tomorrow

Thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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nailu Explorer
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I needed a little chuckle
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😁 another epic fail slogan "We always aim to please"😂😂
- nailu
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  It’s good, but they’re funnier when they have no clue what they’re saying
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol right?
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- nailu
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  Like the Wendy’s sign😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol thanks.. They're hiring by the way 😂😂
- nailu
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  but what happens to them after that?🤫
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  I don't know but that's one tasty burger 😁😈
- nailu
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  mine had bonechips
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Sorry, gramps bones were brittle 😇😂
- nailu
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  easy daughter-in-law. There’s things only daddy can do to you
simplelikeme Xper 7
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That's funny as fuk lol
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😁 all in a day's work for a sexual deviant 😁😂
bulletbob555 Yoda
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Reach out and touch someone. I used to use that when I was flirting. That one came out a while ago
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Umm don't forget social distancing 😁
- bulletbob555
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  Your always taking a chance
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  That's why unlike Jay's, you should stop at one
malik_yashvardhan Xper 3
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Nice mytake
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Thank you 😊
msc545 Master
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Still laughing 5 minutes later!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  I'm glad 😊 we can all use laughter right now
slicwhenwet Xper 4
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OMG these are hilarious. Thanks for sharing. 😂🤣
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😁 welcome
Mrswright077 Xper 5
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Omg 😂😂😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😁😂😂
ashispure Xper 2
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Walt's meat is my favorite relatable 😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😁😅😂