"Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst Part II

How wide can you open your snack hole 😮
How wide can you open your snack hole 😮

Yesterday, I did 4 takes covering product and business name fails. And one take on slogan fails. This is part 2, more slogan fails. Hope you enjoy..

We employ only the best strokers
We employ only the best strokers

"For the best Job in town, call Arch Painting Co. where our employee are the best strokers and we stroke to please.

Best meat to have in your mouth
Best meat to have in your mouth

"Our meat is tasty and juicy and you'll love putting it in your mouth. And you'll want to swallow it."👍

omg wth😂😂
omg wth😂😂

'Let electricity do it for you than to kill your wife with hard work. Let us make it easier".

I drill holes big and small
I drill holes big and small

'If you have a hole that needs drilling, call John H. Roberts Well Drilling , he's always willing."

Put some nuts in your mouth today
Put some nuts in your mouth today

'Our nuts are tasty and never too salty so put some of our delicious nuts in your mouth today and make your mouth happy."

cum on Canadian girls 😊
cum on Canadian girls 😊

"Show your cup support and come on our Canadian Girls".

Wouldnt you rather a good licking?
Wouldn't you rather a good licking?

"Who wouldn't rather lick it? So come get your lick on today."

Johnson need cleaning?
Johnson need cleaning?

"Need your rig cleaned? We'll clean your rig to keep your Johnson working well."

😂😂😂
😂😂😂

"Look yummy in Chubbettes. Get yours today and be the tastiest dish in town."

We can help with your next erection
We can help with your next erection

"Give us a call for all your erection needs. No erection too big or small."

Put your fingers in some holes and have fun
Put your fingers in some holes and have fun

"Come to BowlMor Lanes where we encourage you to put your fingers in the holes and have fun doing it".

Guy to his girlfriend: "These holes are too big, my fingers and thumb keep slipping out".😮

Oh thats the reason,I thought 🤔🤐
Oh that's the reason,I thought 🤔🤐

'There's a reason your mouth is round. So put you round mouth to good use with this tasty treat for your mouth".

Once again, hope you enjoyed.

Thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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  • LOL still at it?

    • I was lol then took a nap

    • Nap more!!

    • Aww you're no fun lol come on they were funny 😁

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  • supper funny

    • Lol thanks 😁

  • 😂😂

    • Glad you liked, 😁😂

    • Yes those always make me laugh 😂

    • That's good. We all need a good laugh lol

  • 😂😂😂freaking hilarious

    • Lol thank you 😁 there's 5 more takes like this I did yesterday. I was on a roll or buzzed or both 😂

    • Lmfaoooooo

    • Lol only meant to do one and there were so many funny ones, 1 became 2, became well you get the picture 😂😂

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