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Exactly what it sounds like. I accidentally witnessed a Friday night hookup. What I saw was... disturbing.
The backstory is that I was pissed off hear people have sex through the walls and was like 'fuck it, I'm sleeping in the car.'
I figured this would be good practice anyway as I have been seriously considering van life as a lifestyle recently. And well, turns out I absolutely loved sleeping in the car.
I pulled into a wildlife conservatory at like, I don't know, 3:30am. Parked in an isolated spot and this black BMW comes racing up behind me and swerves into a somewhat isolated area, but I had a clear view. Before long I start hearing the damn girl moan and I'm like "f*ck! Here we go again. WTF."
Then they get out of the car butt naked and start banging standing outside in the damn wilderness. Am I'm just like "WTF."
They're there for like two hours and I'm pissed because they are ruining my adventure. And finally, they leave and all is well again.
But I was disturbed at how the girl was behaving. Acting wild. So trigger-warning this could be interpreted as slut shaming. 🤷🏻♂️ Oh well, I don't care in this instance.
The guy was a steroid jacked dude with brown skin. Probably a Persian. About 6'1" with stubble. Age between 27-35 for both.
And there's just all this screaming and hollering and I'm just chilling in my car like:
Fucking disgusting.
So yeah. On the other hand, when they weren't around ruining the place, it was amazingly beautiful to freaking sleep in the stillness of a wildlife park. Really great experience.
But people, man I'm telling ya. Ew.
🤘🏼
What Girls & Guys Said
17 29Well in their defense at least they drove all the way out to the woods thinking it'd be isolated and empty, they probably did not expect a guy to be sleeping in his car out there lol.
You should have left when the degenerates showed up.
i would of tried to join in or rubbed one out watching them.. would of helped me sleep anyway
In the uk it's called dogging. It is a little disturbing to encounter it unexpectedly.
Next time record it and post it on some porn site!!!
So u didn't hear the girl moan.. u heard her freaking excitement for the joy of wonderful (pathetic) night she had.(I'm gonna die a virgin but then i realised nobody dies a virgin cuz in the end u get fucked up by ur life).
If you didn't like what you were seeing you vold have:
1. Stopped watching them.
2. You could just left the area.
Not sure why you are complaining about it when you chose to stay and watch them.
Pathetic bro, you should have turned on high beams and blasted the horn.
Lol. I was half asleep my dude.
Lmao still can't get any peace and quiet eh? 😂😂
You get me.
I would have laughed my ass off then turned the brights on their asses and laughed some more then... RUN LIKE HELL or drive
Give them some credit for doing it in a relatively isolated place. In fact if you weren't there, I doubt anyone would have known.
Whores gonna whore.
Good mytake
Sorry dude, won't happen again! I'll find somewhere else to go.
I absolutely love fucking in the wild me and my ex used to do it all the time
Should of filmed the porno for them
Stop hateing
I will keep hating. Thanks.
Sorry 4 ya
I- I don't know what to say... ummm... wtf? also i wish i was getting banged. im lonely
Okay man. Go to a big time university college bar, preferably an NCAA Div. 1 school, the closest one to you, and talk to girls your age. Stand outside the bar and talk on the sidewalk. Talk like you belong there to have fun. Can't show up awkwardly. Just actually have fun. For God's sake look up a Simple Pickup video and go do it already. If anything it'll just be random fun and adrenaline regardless of outcomes. To just waltz in and leave with someone you need super low body fat% -- enough for visible abs (makes the face look better) OR be the tallest guy in the room, 6'2"-6"6 OR be super fit from weight training. One of those three will be the hookup guy, but sadly they will also usually have ALL THREE of things down. So you're basically fucked which is exactly why you need to just talk and have fun. Learn how to be comfortable chatting and comfortable flirting and to be comfortable with the surrounding environment.
I can't believe you took minutes from your day to write that just for me... i feel so loved <3 also im gay
I would've SO reved up the engine and charged at them beeping my horn and made them regret their life choices.
I had a seizure trying to read this