Sperm Banks are worse than Tinder!

So I got this bright idea to apply to be a sperm donor, regardless of whether or not I would actually go through with it.

Turns out it's actually a lot to put on the line.

I hadn't realized when I applied that I was basically to be judged as good enough for a single woman to want to have a kid with. Ouch.

They ask for height, education level, eye color, hair color, race and profession.

It's like applying for college, but being judged on your actual self instead of your grades. That's why getting rejected hurt surprisingly more than expected.

Sperm Banks are worse than Tinder!

Like, wow. It feels like getting rejected 100 times on a dating app.

In fact, my college rejections sucked less. I mean, I didn't want to donate anyway (😭).

They even give a nice letter 'there are a variety of reasons... [including capacity]' (okay).

They didn't even test a sample or see me in person, or even a photo of me. So I guess I can maintain my ego in knowing that my actual sperm aren't complete trash. But damn, I'm not good enough for the cryobank? Man.

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  • Girls gotta buy penis from penis banks!

  • If you were a minority or a disadvantaged minority you probably would have made it but since you are white they throw you out.

  • Also, being a sperm donor is not settled law. That is, the mother can potentially come back at you for child support. Yes, unlikely, but sperm donor beware.

  • What? I did not even know they rejected donations for non-medical reasons. The US man...

  • Haha yeah, they are choosy.

    • My 19 yo self passed, but I'm a chubbster now LoL if only they knew LoL

  • Nice take

  • Aannnnddd what I found out in college when i looked at it, you can't have sex for 6 months while giving said samples, they only pay for acceptable ones, and you have to go several times a week, get paid at 3 and 6 months. Then i read this https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justice/kansas-sperm-donation/index.html

    he got let off, but i dont have the $ for defense.

    then i read:https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/child-support-case-involving-sperm-donor-is-a-canadian-first-that-could-be-decided-by-a-new-ontario-law

    1x is a mistake, 2x a pattern. Yeah f that! Dont do it dude.

  • I would be happy to do it for free but under condition that they are not allowed to use my sperm for women of other raises and lesbians.

    • Nobody wants your double chin lookin ass face on their kid.

    • I already have kids. Differently from you. You will never have any because: 1. You are simply bad looking. Even your beard doesn't grows properly for an adult male. 2. At 29 you already wear glasses, so you are defective genetic material. Your supposedly best picture is in front of your PC, which is where you spend all your life jerking off to fortnight charscters.

    • The only thing you're right about is how often I beat my meat. Double chin thumb looking mother fucker

  • Hey if a regular bloke can pay to stick his junk in some hot model, I say fair is fair.

  • I'm not surprised. The best personality and physical traits probably sell the highest.

  • Simple option. Don't use Tinder. Find another sperm bank. That is a charity

    • Every dating site is a giant sperm bank --- think about it.

  • Dont worry man, its all marketing anyway. There is no scientific evidence that sperm from specific men (tall, rich, fit, college educated, blue eyes, green eyes, blonde hair, dark hair, etc) will actually produce a better quality kid.

  • Both dont care about values and personality.

  • Their loss man!

    • I'd been rejected for less than that. E. g. too many studies for so little ambition (at the present time). WTH! Half the time I had more studies than the 'scum' who rejected me, and yet...

  • Stop complaining it's a free excuse to tell a female nurse ur going to jerkoff

  • Probably so, since women can't have an idea how her children will turn out nor know who the father is if she purchases sperm from a sperm bank.

  • This is sad, wow

  • I hope that women who think that these eugenic measures are good ask for the same for egg donation. The same standards, even in height.

  • If you're accepted you should have the option to reject big ass ugly women that want to father your genes. It's only fair

    • I guess they don't like average height personal trainers. LMAO.

    • Nobody likes average height personal trainers.

    • Why do you say that?

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