Sexual Relationships 
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*satire warning * (as in I disagree with 98% of what is said in this myTake)
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Have you ever been afraid to state your opinion on G@G?
Are you getting replies with people telling you "please leave me alone" or "I'm blocking you if you call me that racial slur again" all the time?
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Well what if I told you you could say whatever you wanted with little to no consequences!
It's called being anonymous, you can select a little option under private that let's you be a little pink /blue silhouette when asking questions, leaving opinions, and writing myTakes.
I'm LordSketch, and welcome to ...
6 things to do on G@G when you're anonymous!
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1.) Find a man /woman to sexually harass online.
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Ever had the eyes for someone on G@G? Well worry about coming off as a creep no more!
Does a girls profile picture make your wee wee big? Is she popular online and you're afraid she'll ignore you if she sees your profile? Just leave some pick up line with kissy face emoji, they won't know it's you, so they can't reject you directly!
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You can also leave imgur links to pictures of your dick, so they can see what they're missing out on.
You can be as persistent as you want as long as they don't know who you are!
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Does a guys profile pic turn you on as well?
Just follow similar instructions but leave comments like "your profile picture makes me wet" or "please hurt me Daddy".
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Person doesn't respond to your opinions?
Don't worry, just post an anonymous question asking what to do about your crush on them, and invite this person to the question over or under 5 times. That'll get their attention!
Who cares if they're 15, love is love am I right?
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2.) Post your darkest questions and opinions
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Ever wanted to know if raping someone who friend zoned you is wrong? Well wonder no longer!
You can post the most incriminating shit on here and the most that will happen is your question will be deleted.
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Do people disagree with your opinion. What? They don't think racial cleansing is a good idea? Well here's what you can do. Yell at them in the comments with the power of caps lock and knowing how to spell racial slurs.
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You won't get a bad reputation because no one will know its you. It's completely foolproof!
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3.) Stalk your enemies.
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Did someone report one of your opinions? Did they disagree with you? Did they make a myTake talking about your archetype?
Stalk all of their questions and leave some spicy and sarcastic opinions. Insult their profile regardless of the question topic.
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They are your nemesis, and they are clearly worth your time right?
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4.) Show off your body/ ask if it's OK or not.
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As long as nobody see's your face and your profile picture is an anime character you'll never have to worry about people knowing it's you.
Post a picture of yourself in a bikini, or underwear, or even a speedo. Get a mirror selfie of your ass and make sure to curve your back, since your back is the only type of curves you have.
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Post pictures of your abs, muscles, and even your cock if you'd like. Ladies can show their vagina if they wanna be liberal about their expression and ask all the unrelated questions they please while doing so!
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5.) Post your darkest secrets
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Remember that thing about yourself that no one should know about because it's speaks about your lack of personality and empathy?
Ever had a secret to tell but don't want to face the actual consequences? Well just tell your story through an anonymous opinion, question, or even a myTake! Even if no one believes you, you still have the fact that you dropped a kitten into a food processor off your chest! 👍
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6.) Make up stories about yourself.
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Is your life boring? Does nothing actually bad happen to you, but you want attention anyway?
Well worry no more, because with anonymous mode you can post made up stories about yourself.
You can post a story about how you're a kinky dominatrix, or how you're a successful male pornstar, even if in reality you're a depressed 15 year old with divorced parents! No one will ever know as long as you post anonymously.
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You can talk about how you were sexually harassed on your REAL profile, them go into anonymous mode and claim you were raped by 4 guys and a girl. As long as you aren't consistently anonymous, no one will trace your words back to you!
G@G is all about asking advice and getting complete strangers to give you their opinion and attention. If you have nothing to talk about that you haven't already, make it up! No one will ever know!
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Now it's time for a sub - segment regarding How NOT to behave when anonymous,
welcome to...
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3 things NOT to use anonymous mode for!
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1.) Avoiding stalkers
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What's the matter? Are you a coward? Can't handle a few death threats from horny 15 year olds? Big deal! Block them! Then they'll make a bunch of questions asking about why men/women are awful and it's your fault for taking initiative. Grow some thicker skin!
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2.) To avoid becoming enemies with people.
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Hey! What are you doing? Are trying to help someone without letting them know who you are? Shame on you! G@G isn't about giving people advice, it's about making them accept your opinions!
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3.) Talking about your actual problems.
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No one is going to care about your parent's BORING divorce. Don't use anonymous to talk about topics that aren't reeling people in! How are you supposed to get any Xper if your topics are boring and don't play with the emotions of the people you're asking for help?
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Wrap up.
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I hope you found these tips helpful in enhancing your G@G experience, and I hope this MyTake enabled your childish and irrational behavior!
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Have a good day! ;)
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