Story Time: How I indirectly sucked my roomate's dick

[Anonymous]

Housemate and I were drinking at local pub, kept noticing two sluts eyeing us from a table.

We approach and, as usual, I'm inevitably stuck with the uglier one. My mate and I both want the Blondie.

Now after ten minutes of drunken conversation and slight flirting, my mate starts acting quite alpha, rubbing the blondies leg, telling her she looks like a sexy librarian etc.

He goes to buy drinks, the ugly one tells me she's taken but the blonde one actually wants me, not my mate. Blondie laughs with embarrassment and gives me her number while my mate is still at the bar. I message her so she has my number.

We leave the pub after an hour or so, after my failed attempt to pick up two different girls. I wanted Blondie but my mate is making out with her on the street, so i gracefully accept my loss.

The uglier one goes home and the three of us head back to my apartment. My mate suggests a threesome but I decline and go to my room and start reading.

After an hour or so I get a text from blondie saying '????'.
Me: what's up?
Her: what are you doing?
Me: Reading. Was it fun?
Her: Aw I wish it was you. I had my eye on you from the get go.
Me: Pretend you're leaving and come next door.

Not ten minutes later we're in my bedroom, and I ask her if she fuked my mate. She says, 'no, he was too drunk. He passed out as soon as we lay down. We didn't do anything'

I start making out with her, then, because I was drunk,,I got the urge to eat her puss and ass, so I did. Then we fucked for about an hour, I couldn't come, then she sucked me for 30 or so minutes, then we had a shower, then we fucked again for another 20 mins, she rode me like a pro. She was a 30 year old vet by the way, my housemate is 19 but said he was 26 lol.

I drove her home about half an hour ago, walk straight into my apartment and get ready to tear my housemate to shreds for not satisfying this slut.

Turns out, he HAD fucked her, and furthermore he showed me a video of her sucking on his steely meat rod. It was rock hard fellas. I should have known better than trust a slut. He showed me the scratch marks across his back. He had fuked her raw (so did I) about ten minutes before she came into my room and I ate her out.

My mate and I are currently laughing about the situation and I've nearly polished off a bottle of mouthwash. She also left her ring here so not sure if I should give it back to her. Maybe I'll hit it again tonight, who knows.

Moral of the story: Never trust a bar hoe.