Super Hero sex problems

1. Superman

Super Hero sex problems

Superman would ejaculate like a shotgun or worse remember he has super breath, freeze breath and heat vision imagine what his ejaculated might do to anything that gets in his way. His trusts would be powerful enough to easily pulverise any non-super sex partner. No condom besides a kryptonite condom would work and that would kill him, you think lois could carry superman's baby 9 months in her womb? No 4 months into it super baby would kick a hole in her womb. How many of the women in superman's life got breast cancer due his constant ex-raying.

2. The Flash.

Super Hero sex problems

Fastest man alive, he'd litteraly be finished before she noticed. A vibrating finger may save the day though.

3.Supergirl

Super Hero sex problems

Having all the same powers as Superman, Supergirl could literally crush any man's penis that penetrates her. The only guy that would be OK is her cousin Superman.

4. Jean Grey

Super Hero sex problems

She could read your mind if you check out other girls or are thinking about other girls during sex, imagine if she asked "does this make me look fat?" The arguments this would cause lol. She could telepathically force you to have sex, make you believe you had sex or make you ejaculate in your pants by the power of her mind alone.Then there's the whole telekinesis that can punch a hole in a wall, imagine she lost control when orgasming. Not forgetting the phoenix power.

5. Wonder Woman

Super Hero sex problems
Super Hero sex problems

Wonder Woman is an amazon with superhuman strength and speed. Imagine her facesitting you, she'd crush your face as she orgasms. Death by Snu Snu.

6. The Hulk

Super Hero sex problems
Super Hero sex problems

The Hulk has a humongous penis too big for any woman. Can you imagine what he'd do to 5ft Black Widow considering his thick fingers alone are as big as her forearm.

7. Spiderman

Super Hero sex problems

Spiderman was bitten by a radioactive spider so has Radioactive Sperm that will give any partner radiation poisoning or vagina cancer leading to death.

8. Human Torch

Super Hero sex problems

He would likely fry any girl he gets it on with

9. The Thing

Super Hero sex problems

His Penis is made of orange rock, not sure any girl would be into that.

10. Rogue

Rogue power drains the life out of people. One kiss would leave you in hospital, imagine getting a blowjob from her. Sex with Rogue would involve an all body rubber condom.

11. Shadow Cat

Super Hero sex problems
Super Hero sex problems

Shadowcat phases through solid matter. If she lost control, phased out and rephased inside her partner he could kill him or her.

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Most Helpful Girls

  • They would all more than likely train until they master how to have sex with a human like how humans practice on themselves.

    Smallville kind of answered how Superman could have sex with Lois without hurting her.

    Think about those bodybuilders that have very small petite wives. Sort of the same concept but times a zillion with superheroes.

    Of course it would never be as good for them as it would be for the human unless they found their equal like Superman and Wonder Woman.

  • That was really entertaining. Did you make these up yourself?

    • LMAO

    • Mostly yeah lol

Most Helpful Guys

  • Bro you live a life of imagination, can you get out now.
    Non of these hero's are going to exist.

    Think about the real hero's like army, navy, airforce, firemen, policeman.

    These the one who you should think of when you say hero.

    • I suppose I am a hero

    • Ya you are, we all are of our own life. We are

    • Thank you

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  • Here's the reason. Starting at 55 sec.

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/p1dzglJEqac
    • Lol exactly

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  • I can't stop laughing. Hahaaaaaa. This is so funny that my ribs ache. 😂😂😂😂😂. Good job on the characters. LMFAO..

  • Niiice. Superheroes can't even have any kind of sexual relationship with anyone.

  • 😂😂😂😂You are something else!! Your mind is quite interesting to think so deeply into this 😂😂GG man I had an amazing read.

  • i dunno?

  • Wtf did I just look at 🤣🤣😂😂

    • A comic book?

  • This actually made me laugh. And Rogue is kinda hot.

    • I always, found the cartoon version hotter even Raven in cartoon like starting version of teen titans and in animated dc movies

    • @Aakash_Hangargi Raven’s hot too

    • I kinda like semi githish look I guess and the actor who played Jean initialy wow that women I almost cried when wolverine had to kill her I rarely cry in real life and just for the movie un imaginable lol i still get goose bumps when I watch thaf scene

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  • haha, thanks for the laugh.

  • Sorry but I don't understand a thing.

  • Superman made sense because remember how he and lana fucked in smallville when they both had powers they made an earthquake

    But when he fucked lois he had to go so soft because lois is human

    Yeah we knew about hulk, only bruce banner can get it in no fair

    You forgot rogue too

  • Superman has a penis of steel, what girl wouldn't want that? It would be kind of funny if superman had E. D.

  • The hulk one was funny.

  • Superman, girl, WW, etc (given the scenario) have had years to practice their powers, and control them.

  • Superman is flying over the city and he sees wonder woman laying naked on her terrace. I flies down as fast as he can, fucks, her and flies away before she realizes what's happening.

    Wonder Woman says "what the fuck was that?"

    The Invisible Man says "I don't know but my ass is killing me!"

  • Green lantern rings for all!
    Green Lantern Ring: "You have the ability to overcome great fear for the sake of others. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps!

    Super Hero sex problems
    • LOL!!!

    • Enjoy

    • Yeah this was great!!! The whole post was awesome, but this one got. Well done

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  • LMAO, this was creative...
    Poor superheroes gotta find someone compatible like superman and Supergirl could work out.
    Hulk could be gay for the thing's thing 😳.

  • 🤪🤪🤪

  • That was entertaining and well thought out... I tend to agree with Capricorn lady too...

    • Lol love it

  • The Green Lantern on the other hand has all the toys.

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