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Hey people, how's it hanging 🤭
This mytake is inspired by @laurieluvsit mytake:
"BOOBY TRAPS" Jokes Just For Friends
If you haven't already, you should read it, it's a great, funny take. (This stemmed from a convo about boobs heading south the older you get.)
Well, hate to break it to you fellas, but things start heading south on men too:
So although not as funny of jokes (balls look funnier, boob jokes sound funnier.... boobies hee hee🤭)
Here's some testicle jokes for you:
Do you want to hear a joke about Testicles?
Actually, nevermind it's scrottaly unacceptable
I composed a long song about Testicles:
It was a balled
Did you hear about the hundred pound midget with 50 pound testicles?
he was half nuts
Speaking of midgets..
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls
Disclaimer: I'm not hating on midgets and I have the t-shirt to prove it
Okay I know they're pretty lame lol but ready for more??
What did one testicle say to the other?
We're groin apart
What do you call depressed testicles?
Blue balls
Man said:
I like to call my testicles "Wonkas"
They're between a Willy and a chocolate factory
And because some "animals" have testicles too:
What do you call a chicken testicle?
Fowl ball
How much do deer testicles cost?
under a buck
And to people who are donors:
I'll always respect those who donate testicles...
It really does take balls
Thanks for reading, hope you got a little chuckle 🙂
"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘
What Girls & Guys Said
3 30Those are terrible , and my balls are not sagging , so I must still be young
🤣🤣 yeah I know they pretty cheesy 🤣
Excellent! Well done!
Thanks ♥️🙂
These balls fell flat.
Lol don't they usually 🤣🤣
No usually they float😁
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, just about as not funny as jokes about breasts.
Yeah they were pretty bad lol
Horrible.
Good thing I didn't write them 🤣
Thanks, lol😂😂😂😂🤣, I feel better now
Lol okay 🙂🤣
I’m sarcastic humor.
🤣🤣
Especially when people set themselves up.
Oh yeah those can't resist.. Lol
Exactly.
You have the midget shirt? LOL
Well... Not "really" but shhh🤫 don't tell anyone 😂
LOL your secret is safe with me!
Lmao as much as can be on a "public" thread 🤣🤣
i gotcha!
👍🙂😂
That's incredible. Most are very funny.
Thanks 🙂
Girls how does it feel when he cums inside
@brainsbeforebeauty ill let you kick me in the testicles
That's ok... I don't abuse testicles... Well, not like that.. I'm a lover not a fighter 🙂🤣
Offers on the table lol if your ever having a bad day.
Ok lol well thanks 🤷🏼♀️ lol
I’ll just wear a cup... nah fuck it I’ll be a gentleman... I don’t want you hurting your foot.
Remember to have the right aim.
i find it funny how you spent so much time on here bitching about people calling you perverted or dirty minded, and trying to deny it, while 99.9% of everything you post is the definition of dirty minded. lol
I don't bitch.. Guess some people don't get joking around.. Ain't no shame in my game boo 😘 also, I do serious posts too so think your percentages a little off there 🙂 Einstein you're not 🤣🤣