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Here’s a take on some facts about myself. I made this a while back but i wanted to update everything and summarize a bit better lol.
#1 My Name is Desi, Not my Ethnicity
A lot of GaGers assume that im Desi/Indian, but I’m black (caramel baby). My name Desi, not dizzy (which is an an adjective) 👌
#2 I’m 24 and i Like Em Bout 24
A lot of you are into these huge ass age gaps and get all confused when you meet someone whos not. I dont wanna date my dad or son. I like a close age range of 2-3 years, preferably same age. And you can't base it on maturity cause I've met some immature ass “grown” men over 30.
#3 Im the Not So Traditional Christian
Im Baptist not Catholic, attend church like twice a month and have only picked up a bible a few times in life but really need to work on that. I mostly wear hoodies/jeans/sweats everywhere including to church. I still watch porn a few times a week and gamble a few times a year. I pray every night before bed and I cuss on occasion but i mumble a prayer of forgiveness right after. I try to pay my tithes every check. I was pressured into having sex at 15, repented and returned to celibacy at 16, and then returned to my sexcapades at 24. Debating if ill go back 🤦♀️
#4 I’M I N D E P E N D E N T
In the past, i voted Democrat because i didn't read into politics much and still dont but i just voted whatever my fam wanted. Once i finally started looking into both sides, i realized that my fam and I are def more on the conservative side but ig they voted dem due to healthcare, gun laws, and lack of racists . But aside from that, We’re really not into liberal stuff like abortion, euthanasia and sexuality. Anyways, im gonna start voting independent.
#5 I Like to Keep a Low “Score”
I had sex with two idiots that I thought i’d marry someday soon. It backfired and i regretted not waiting til marriage AGAIN. I gave in to the first pressure because i loved him. Eventually i like it and grew addicted. But came to my senses when he was taken away and returned to celibacy. I know its backwards af but my second boyfriend and i tried to wait but im a dang tease. So 2 down and 1 to go. Im not really waiting til marriage anymore but also not popping puss for just anyone. I really wanted the 3rd to be the final countdown.
#6 I Dont Find LDRs All That Bad
2016 and back I talked to a lot of guys here in my city. But these mfs turn out to just wanted to fck OR pretend they dont already have a girlfriend OR are broke af and want me to pay for all dates OR dont have a car... so it felt like an LDR anyway. So I don't know i just wanted to try something different and didn't let distance stop me. I’ve emotionally been to Australia (2016), India (2016), Canada (2016), Brazil (2017), Northern USA (2017), UK (2018), Denmark (2019), And Germany (2019). They were great guys. Distance didn't stop us but time management (a big pet peeve) and indecisiveness did... oh yea and that one guy who wanted me to watch him finger his ass 🤢 As of now i do prefer the guy live in the same city or be willing to move to the same place in a year or less.
#7 I Want It All Before 30
I would like to be a wife and mom in my mid-twenties. Im still going to work but when i turn 30+, ill focus more on career while the kids are at school. Im cool with us both signing a prenup to show thats what yours is yours, whats mine is mine, and that we have the right to protect anything that we choose not to combine. I want a strictly monogamous relationship where we only look at others when we invite the neighbors over to do live porn and fck in front of eachother 😂
#8 I Have Options
IF a relationship doesn't work by 2021, then single me will be en route to in vitro or artificial insemination. I do want love but i want kids more than anything and won't being single stop me. I get that single moms are less appealing but i’ll deal. I also get that a kid needs a father figure. Emphasis on figure.
#9 I Gasm
I have an extremely dirty mind at times, no doubt. But i literally just find discussing sexual stuff to be entertaining. Im not often horny and ig you can say i have a low sex drive. Heck, I dont even masturbate. And im not crazy about receiving oral. Sometimes i do nippleplay but for the most part i cum from this thing i call mentalgasms. I have to keep it my drive low because once i start, i can't stop. I mean My ex and i literally went from 10am Saturday to 3am Sunday with 5-10 minute breaks. So yea its best i wait for a long term committed relationship and then i’ll burst with love and wetness.
#10 Ya Girls Got Goals
Sexual goals that is... Okay technically i’ve completed almost all the sex in public ones lol. I still want that hotel window though. I used to have a bad “make em cum” fetish but have since retired. Like I’d literally SAY anything (not do anything) to anybody just to help em cum. I also used to want to be a sex therapist, porn director, phone sex operator, and erotica author.
#11 I’m Loyal to The Southside
I like living down here. I get that the north makes better money but it just doesn't feel like home and the food ain't seasoned right. Lol I def wanna move outside of MS for a few years to make money in another southern state but i’ll prob come back here to build a house before 30. Plus i just love hearing the southern accent on a guy. I also dont care to travel much. Some want to travel the world. I just wanna visit NY, FL, TX, Bahamas, and Australia then stay home lol.
#12 I’m an Indoorsy Loner
Yea i live in the south but hardly go outdoors 😂 Plus im afraid of animals and there's a lot of cats/dogs out there. Lol aside from animals and Outside of a boyfriend, I can't stand hanging around people in person for long. I get annoyed easily and dont wanna be around “friends” for more than an hour or two. I kinda only communicate with them like once a week, maybe twice a month, maybe three times a year. Im just not that interested in others outside of a relationship. Im really not a good friend. So dont count on me much 🤷♀️ Im also indoorsy and a homebody and dont like to leave the house much UNLESS im going to the movies, grocery store or on a date.
#13 Im a Graduate with a Mediocre Job
I had a pointless major and got a pointless degree and now i have a seemingly pointless job. Its hard to get a good job if you dont have job experience. So i worked my butt off in 6 years of school then 4 years of college and then at this job for nearly 2 years in hopes it’ll finally count for something.
#14 I Love Music/Art/Entertainment
I love music of all genres although i only listen to screamo/metal when playing a racing game. I also used to want to be a rapper or ghost writer lol. I really love oil paintings by Leonid Afremov. I watch a heck of a lot of tv. Im sure you saw my tv list on my other post lol. Thats only the half of it
#15 I’m Retiring from GAG
I’ve been on gag since 2015 and i intend to leave come 2020...one. Lol. This site is toxic regardless of what some say and i stay in trouble lol. People can't handle when i get naughty. Im bout to catch a body. Haha let me stop. I’ve enjoyed being here for the most part but the cyberbullying has to stop peeps. Anyways, i’ve talked about about myself enough for today 👋🙏💕
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What Girls & Guys Said
5 50nice mytake
Thanks
Nice to meet you
:) :) :)
1 farhaan lol u know dizzy
2 I m 20
3 believe in one god of all#humanity above religion
4 tryin to be blazin industrial designer
5 never had any virgin as fuck but have bigger dick and balls than my peers ( ya m being asshole )
6 have chatted girls but never talked to them in real life #boys hostel problems 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
7 I want to be industrial designer as possible as now
8 have side hobbies which I would persue side by sid as industrial designer
8 😅 I keep respect but I have am very vulgar to the point u could once consider me porn addict
10 have not even once anyone
11 I want to live somewhere peaceful
12 ya introvert
13 doing my bachelor's in commerce then will go for industrial designing bachelors
14 photography , memes , motivational quotes , anime , jogging and any adrmeline junky sport
15 dunno
#1 my names Desi lol #4 thats amazing #5 im glad you're a virgin 🤷♀️ #9 i used to be too haha #14 wow nice
Being virgins sucks 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 if u wanna pleasure ur future partner how could u if u are inexperienced and how could u handle her emotional problems if u haven't been in relationship with any girl
My ex was a virgin. He watched porn. It taught him a lot and so when we had sex you would t have guessed he was virgin
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that's funny hope it would be Tru
Yea and even if its not, im not as experienced as youd think, so im willing to take it slow
I guess slow is the key to women s heart
U seem like more experience d more than me # u know age and having 2 bfs
Thanks for sharing so much about yourself it's really refreshing to hear that on here. I also want kids around mid 20's but I didn't know it was a ticking clock for you. I'm glad you know what you want and are happy to share it with others 😊 thanks again for the amazing mytake it was a great read
I thought u were sleep lol
I woke up not too long ago
3rd won't be your last! Have fun.
Nahh im not into hoeing. Maybe emotionally but never physically
@DizzyDesii i can tell you are a good girl
You're fun but emotional. Emotional people are easy to exploit. And there are a lot of assholes.
I've done good this long 🤷♀️ No ones “exploited” me since 2010
Times are changing! 2020 is nearby and there's not only one way to exploit.
thats good dizzy
This is a very interesting read. I like to hear people who not only know who they are, but are proud of it without being too braggy. GAG will lose a great person when you go, but I can respect commitment.
Thank you 🙏
My pleasure. I mean every word and I am very impressed that you were willing to open yourself up to this world.
Yea i think i just love to talk ahha
Well that doesn't hurt, but exposing yourself takes more. 😉
Very interesting - I feel like I know you a lot better! Thank you.
Thank you :)
I salute ya Desi. I hope you achieve everything you want before you're 30.
Thank you 🙏
You succeeded to entertain me. Thank you!
Glad you enjoyed
Too much facts about you 🤷♂️
Now we can marry
Lmao u dont believe in commitment tho
Gag is toxic. Heaps cool to read about you :) you seem awesome
Thanks :)
Old Post and for the last time, WE DON'T HAVE HUGE ASS AGE GAP. Now about helping people to cum, I might still need ya😂😏😉
Lmao boy gone 😂 and yes our age gap is huge
It isn't 😑
Anything greater than 3 is big to me. Anything over 5 is big in general. We’re 7 years apart
Axtuay, we'd be six years apart. Still better than a 10, right? Plus I turned 18 so...
mind if i asked sexual stuff