Love is in the air, But it's a lonely time for a lot of guys out there. If you can't find that special girl by Valentine's day then consider these great alternatives.
1. Become Bisexual
This is a rather extreme measure, But it will greatly improve your dating pool and chances for love.
Not for everyone, Obviously. But it is an option so there it is. No disrespect to actual bisexuals out there.
2. Your Hand
I know, Duh.
But it has to go on the list because your hand is your constant companion through thick and thin. It will never judge or reject you, And you can make it as tight as you want.
And there will never be any shame or awkwardness between you and your hand, No matter what acts you make it perform.
Lube it up for maximum traction!
3. Your Own Virtual Girlfriend
An inexpensive girlfriend sim that comes with an AI and lots of upgrades. The more you 'play' with it, The more it will learn about you and become more personalized.
A lot of options, Virtual boobs, virtual conversation, And virtual love <3
I have never personally seen the thing. But from what I've read, it's not perfect. Only has about 100 phrases it can say and it's voice is robotic and creepy.
4. RealDoll
A lot of companies out there claim to make the best sex doll, But this one is the real deal! And for a mere $6,500- $10,000 you can own your very own ultimate love doll.
These things are freakishly realistic.
5.The Girlfriend Lap Pillow
Sleep in style, I guess.
6. Roxxxy the Robot Girlfriend
Hustler's answer to the RealDoll, This one talks. When they make one that cooks and cleans then it will be the perfect sex bot.
7. Various Other Sex Toys Aimed at Men
Whack off toys galore!
8. The Real Deal
Nothing will ever be better than a real woman, Gotta love them. <3
I didn't know RealDolls existed up until a few months ago. And I've considered getting one, but they are 4 times more than what I'm willing to pay for one. Unless I made more money, I won't buy one. And Virtual? Come on! I need physical contact. Virtual is for those that need the emotional shit a lot more than physical. Don't get me wrong - I don't mind a conversation, but I prefer physical touch more than talking most days. A real woman is of course the ideal, but some of them have themselves so far up their own ass that it's impossible to have anything with them. They are truly looking for a perfect man (flawless), more than they are willing to admit. Unless I'm willing to move somewhere else to find her, but I'm not. Because my job and family are here. And apparently, I don't have any options around here. I've dated women in my town and they don't seem interested in me.
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capncool
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The realdoll just wouldn't feel right to me. It's a lifeless husk that doesn't move, breathe, make a sound, or blink. Might as well be fucking a dead body in my opinion
Opinion Owner
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@capncool Yeah, but it's better than nothing.
Anonymous
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The guys that will be alone shouldn't feel ashamed to try (except #1) these. Its not your fault if you're not capable of reaching over the top unreasonable standards. Plus its a great way to not be one of these guys who's woman has them by the balls knowing if he doesn't buy anything for her on Valentine's day, he's going to be on the couch and in the dog house for a while.
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Anonymous
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You forgot to say "Hire a prostitute" :D
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Zombie-Killa
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Yeah i did!
Anonymous
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lol how level consciousness faggots some must be to buy into these valentine nonsense... .
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6 24I didn't know RealDolls existed up until a few months ago. And I've considered getting one, but they are 4 times more than what I'm willing to pay for one. Unless I made more money, I won't buy one. And Virtual? Come on! I need physical contact. Virtual is for those that need the emotional shit a lot more than physical. Don't get me wrong - I don't mind a conversation, but I prefer physical touch more than talking most days. A real woman is of course the ideal, but some of them have themselves so far up their own ass that it's impossible to have anything with them. They are truly looking for a perfect man (flawless), more than they are willing to admit. Unless I'm willing to move somewhere else to find her, but I'm not. Because my job and family are here. And apparently, I don't have any options around here. I've dated women in my town and they don't seem interested in me.
The realdoll just wouldn't feel right to me. It's a lifeless husk that doesn't move, breathe, make a sound, or blink. Might as well be fucking a dead body in my opinion
@capncool Yeah, but it's better than nothing.
The guys that will be alone shouldn't feel ashamed to try (except #1) these. Its not your fault if you're not capable of reaching over the top unreasonable standards. Plus its a great way to not be one of these guys who's woman has them by the balls knowing if he doesn't buy anything for her on Valentine's day, he's going to be on the couch and in the dog house for a while.
You forgot to say "Hire a prostitute" :D
Yeah i did!
lol how level consciousness faggots some must be to buy into these valentine nonsense... .
Girlfriend experience.
You missed:
1. editorial.designtaxi.com/.../1.png
And
cdn1.thr.com/.../machina_a.jpg
Once these 2 pic up. Pussy price will drop even lower.
LMAO!!! You have some wild ass takes, dude. That doll looks so real bro. Holy shit.
I don't spend money on pussy like that, but I got more respect for a guy who buys a hooker than a doll worth 6 stacks.
Thanks :D And thanks for reading.
So nice for someone to take the time to make an article like this and make sad lonely guys like me feel even more pathetic.
Don't worry I'm single myself at the moment. So cheer up :)
Yeah I'll cheer up when "at the moment" isn't "my entire history"
Trust me, being single is not a such bad thing. Now try not having a job or a place to live to see things get really ugly...
Pathetic how?