The girth of a penis should be equal to it's length. Do you agree?

Over the years I've had the pleasure of trying out hundreds of different penises (purely for research purposes you understand). One thing I've noticed is the closer the length matches the girth the more aesthetically pleasing the penis and the better it performs.

Should the length be longer then the penis simply does not have enough strength to withstand vigorous pounding and is prone to bending, buckling even snapping. Should it be shorter than the girth then it's like being attacked by a pork pie.

I'd go as far to say penis ratio could be more important than length.
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Superb Opinion

  • Can't say for sure. But if you've been taking out your tape measure, and notebook each time you get access to a penis. Then who am I to disagree with such dedication to science?


    And they say there's difficulty getting women into STEM subjects.

Most Helpful Guys

  • I'm pretty sure that's the WAY it works but only with Soft Length = Soft Girth
    Because Hard Length = Hard Girth = never getting laid again. And turning your pants around and wearing them backwards lol , No thanks I'm happy right where I'm at ,,, but thanks for the Question it only took this long but now I know why when my son was born she wouldn't let me name him Girth.. lol

  • No. Probably 0.0001% of men are like that, and even then only because their penis is short.

    The average penis is 5.5" long. However, only 3% of men have a 5.5" girth. And the men who have such massive girth, are usually around 6.5" long.

    For reference the average penis has a girth of 4.55".

    • Lol, so many people claiming this is ideal when they've never actually seen a penis like this (because they don't exist).

Most Helpful Girl

  • Yes if I’m being truly picky I do agree that the diameter of the penis should match its length.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • its not going to listen to your advice, no matter what you say it should do!

  • Sure, a ten inch cock should definitely be 10" in circumference.

  • Truth

  • WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!

  • Yes, the perfect dick should be a perfect sphere, lenght=girth in all directions.

  • Wouldn't that make the penis a sphere?

  • Sometimes yeah. But I’d rather not be disappointed on two fronts :/ short and thin is not enjoyable.

  • I have an 8 inch dick. That's like my dick was a milk carton. 🤣

  • Tbh I never measured my girth but I def think my length is more than my girth. Unfortunate for me I guess but I have been told it's nice to look at so hopefully they weren't lying I guess.

  • Lol what😅

  • Yeah if you want it to look like a little fat can of Beanie Weenies

  • I don't know if I agree or not. I can't figure out my girth. I have decent length, but my girth seems comparably small. Women's facial expressions tell me that I'm not small though... so I don't know...

  • But can they do backflips? 👀

  • I am sure you have had many penises over the years.

    Naughty girl.

  • Interesting. I am actually 6 by 6 and always thought it curious.

  • It's the usual equation
    That's why it makes me laugh.
    Guys go for length but girth is more pleasurable. For both of you.

  • I think you had too much fun with that ‘research’.

  • I immediately could tell purplepoppy wrote this before I even opened it up

  • Lmao no!!! You girls might not be able to handle that. Lol

  • For smaller sizes, yes, I'm 5" x 5", if I was thicker, or shorter, it would look a bit odd, by the way my realfeel dildo is 8 x 5, the so called "golden ratio" of 1.6 to 1.0, which I think is aesthetically pleasing,,,

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