The hype over Coronavirus is making people horny

[TienShenhan]

Its the only explanation. I'm witnessing a surge in horniness in women, I'm getting phone numbers super easy, I'm getting laid super easy, women at work are giving me the sexy eyes, and what do they all have in common? They're afraid. This virus is having positive affects all over. Grocery chains are making a killing. People are practicing better hygiene. People are re-evaluating their views on our current healthcare system and realizing how flawed it is. Now we just need to ask ourselves what else is going on that we AREN'T paying attention to? Does anyone remember what Donald Rumsfeld disclosed to the public one day before 9/11? Of course not, if you did see his report you forgot all about it as you constantly checked mainstream media for updates on the attacks. Maybe you should google it. "Donald Rumsfeld September 10 2.3 trillion dollars cannot be accounted for."