In very right of his manhood, a man is better qualified than a woman to pronounce an opinion upon the advantages specially appertaining to the female sex. Thus, being a man, I deem myself qualified to discourse authoritatively upon the gain and glory of being a woman.
The physical advantages of being a woman are many and various. The gift of Beauty, with all its concomitant delights, belongs to woman, and to her alone. There never was, and it may be safely predicted that there never will be, on earth any such creature as an ugly woman. Nobody ever heard of such a phenomenon. To be a woman is to be beautiful. "Beauty" merely means the sex female.
I have traveled in many lands and mingled with all classes, but I have never yet seen either an ugly woman or a handsome man. One man may possibly be a shade - just a shade - less hideous than another, but no man makes a nearer approach to beauty than that. All men are of necessity ill-shaped and ill-favored, whereas all women are, by a law no less inflexible, symmetrical in form and fair to look upon.
The average woman and the average man.
Widening this inequality is that woman is privileged to dress in the costliest and most fanciful fashion... Whatsoever things are rare and splendid are at her disposal, to make her irresistible. Man - poor devil! - is restricted to the same cut of clothes from generation to generation. His garments seem to be contrived for the express purpose of enhancing his native ugliness and making him look even more ridiculous. He is doomed to ignominious inferiority, and must not dare to emulate the splendor of the angelic sex.
Then consider the physical bother and irritation you escape by the simple expedient of being a woman. A man either wears a beard, in which case he must brush, comb, and oil it, at the great cost of time and trouble daily... A lady may sip soup with a dainty grace, whereas a gentleman is compromised in the most distressing manner by his mustache.
Or he wears no such mustache, in which event he has to submit himself daily to the horrible operation of shaving, a fate which, by virtue of being born without the curse of pubertal development of body and facial hair, a woman will never have to endure... Moreover, she may let her hair grow to the length of her waist. We must have ours cut once a month. Oh! Who would not be a woman.
Men fall easy victim to woman's enchantments... This - in addition to man's relative psychological immaturity (a man comes of age at 60, and a woman at 15) - is one condition which enables women to get what they want from men: man's tendency to be deranged by his own excited penis. When his penis stands up a man's brain takes French leave, which is why a woman who wants to rule a man first gets his penis to stand up and salute her...
Having been exiled at birth from the center of life, the Womb, which Woman retains inside herself for the entirety of her life, Man must strive throughout his life in order to return. This reduces Him to a servant of Woman, driven by his testicles.
This is perhaps the most monstrous curse known to man! The curse of testicles. Says Saint Augustine: "God had given men testicles as a reminder of the irrevocability of original sin." Religious validity disregarded, the unpleasantness is valid! The testicles are that which induce the high libido of Man: perhaps Man's most massive hindrance! Countless moments wasted during unenjoyable things, all in effort to acquire but a brief moment's pleasure.
Not to mention that with libido unappeased, a man may fall victim to Pornography, and be driven into a world of fantasy, forever becoming unsatisfied with the comparatively disappointing realities of life.
Woman, free from this hindrance, and with pleasures of daily life unminimized by the curse of Pornography, can spend the month doing things she enjoys, inconvenienced only a few days a month by ovarian pain of menstruation. Their lower libidos enable them to control the supply, in order to manipulate man's demand. That’s what the strip clubs are about; not woman as victim, not woman as slave, but woman as goddess… Men have to buy women’s attention. It’s not a sign of power; it’s a sign of weakness.
The female chooses. Males pursue, show off, brawl, scuffle, and make general fools of themselves for love. Men will do anything to win the favor of women. No woman has to prove herself a woman in the grim way a man has to prove himself a man. He must perform. Failure and humiliation constantly wait in the wings.
Men are run ragged by female sexuality all their lives. From the beginning of his life to the end, no man ever fully commands any woman. It’s an illusion. Men are pussy-whipped, and they know it. Men are tormented by women’s flirtatiousness and hemming and hawing, their manipulations and changeableness, their humiliating rejections.
Feminism has tried to dismiss the femme fatale as a misogynist libel, a hoary cliche. But the femme fatale expresses woman’s ancient and eternal control of the sexual realm. The specter of the femme fatale stalks all of men’s relationships with women.
There is another benefit to Woman, for the fact that she possesses a Womb. Who has heard of such a society that endangers its female sex, and if they have, did it survive? Self-preservation is the first law of nature; woman-preservation is the first law of civilization. A civilization needs many wombs to maintain a steady population, but just one or a few cocks can do the job. Take 100 women and 1 man and the population growth would remain ideal; take 100 men and 1 woman, and that civilization would rapidly meet its death.
So, who is the last to leave the blazing house? Man. Who stands upon the bridge of the sinking ship and goes down with her into the abysses of the ocean, never to be seen again? Man; still man.
And when war breaks forth, who fights? Who bleeds? Who dies? Who should it be, but man, the unluckiest of rascals? Meanwhile, woman - bless her sweet heart! - remains at her cozy fireside, safe, warm, and comfortable. Thus let it ever be, for our arms should be her protection, and her arms our reward.
Nor is it in times of danger alone that she has the advantage. Whether in war or peace, she has still "the longer end of the stick." Who toils? Who suffers all hardships? Who endures all inclemencies of weather? Who suffers all hardships? Who endures all inclemencies of weather? Who bears the burden and the heat of the day, and the rigor and the darkness of the night? Man - the unlucky rascal, man.
What can be more irksome, duller, more monotonous than the life of a man? What gayer, brighter, more delightful than that of a woman? A man goes out in the morning, and it may be for 6-10 hours afterwards, he is immured within 4 walls. There, in his prison, he toils and moils all day long, in inexorable captivity.
But no sooner has he left his house after breakfast than his wife is at liberty to wander where she pleases. She is queen of herself, that heritage of joy. She sallies forth to see the shops, to spend her husband's money, and to visit her friends.
"Make way for the ladies!” is the law of civilized society, from the equator to either poll. Men were only made to do homage to woman... Woman is the empress of creation, the world is her garden, and man her menial - nothing more... For whom are the tidbits reserved at every feast? Who gets sugar and spice and all things nice? Who's served first and has the best seat at breakfast dinner and supper? Woman, woman, lovely woman! Who pays? Man, the wrench! Who stands by patiently while they are being consumed? Man, hollow-eyed, famine-stricken man…
“Will any gentleman oblige a lady?” asks the omnibus conductor, and no sooner said than done. Out rushes a gentleman in soaking rain and cutting blasts, to oblige a lady whom he’d never seen before, and will probably never seen again. Who ever yet heard of a lady getting out to oblige a gentleman? The notion is monstrous.
Yet another privilege belongs to the female sex, and to them alone: the priceless privilege of Weeping. When any trial arises to warp their temper they can have a good cry and all is over. This celestial solace is denied to man. His heart may be bleeding at every pore, but he must not dare shed a tear. If he does, the finger of derision is pointed at him, and he never more may call himself a man.
Women have more strength in their looks than we have in our laws, and more power by their tears than we have by our arguments. Let the tears but rise to woman's eye, and all is over with "that other animal, man." Be his cause however righteous, he has no other option but to lick the dust! Says Lord Byron:
Oh! Too convincing - dangerously dear,
In woman's eye, the unanswerable tear!
That weapon of her weakness, she can wield
To save, subdue - at once her spear and shield.
What lost a world, and made a hero fly?
That timid tear in Cleopatra's eye.
These are but a few of the splendid advantages of being a Woman. But, let it not be supposed that I would abridge their priceless prerogatives if I had the choice. Perish the ignoble thought! I would enlarge those privileges and multiply those prerogatives one hundred-fold, if it were possible to do so.
The best of everything, their own way, and the last word in every argument - such are the rights of Woman. For my own part, I have never ceased to regret that I am not one, and a mother of nine children to boot.
The next dearest blessing that can befall a human being, after not having been born at all, is to have been born a woman.
What Girls & Guys Said
21 32Incorrect
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Males are the more attractive sex.
Just look at nature and you're going to see a trend.
The males of EVERY SINGLE SPECIES ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE.
Humans are no exception. It's just hard to tell when women put on that MASK CALLED MALEUP.
Just look at Kylie Jenner without MAKEUP LOOOOOL
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hey genius, that male model is wearing a full face of foundation, HEAVY contouring, eyeliner, eyeshadow, lipliner, rouge, and lipstick. ... but yeah! Excellent point! Go you!
@redeyemindtricks No. I was in this show. We didn't put on all that shit. The theme was natural. Just the shadow effect. Plus men age better.. Have faster metabolisms Are stronger And Are more likely to be geniuses. Not all. But if you take the ultimate man compared to the ultimate woman. You see. Each has their uniqueness. Case closed.
Honestly all the girls here tryna prove women's privileges like men making room for women on the bus... WTF EVER HAPPENED TO EQUALL TREATMENT?
I'm gonna go ahead and say that guy who you described as the "average man" is not the average man at all.
Males are the more attractive sex. We don't need makeup.
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Just look at nature and you're going to see a trend.
The males of EVERY SINGLE SPECIES ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE.
Humans are no exception. It's just hard to tell when women put on that MASK CALLED MAkEUP.
Just look at Kylie Jenner without MAKEUP LOOOOOL
You fail to mention that there are women who don't fit into the beauty standard. Only a number of women receive the female priveldge. There are a lot of women out there who are fat, have ugly faces, too skinny, manly build, and many more things to them that will consider themselves not beautiful physically. These women are marginalized and men won't even give them the time or any looks and if they are looks, they are looks of disgust. Some girls when I check them out, they look extremely flattered and some even look embarrassed and blush. Men are way more judgmental to women visually. Trust me, we have he easy as guys. Just don't think with your penis. Don't try and impress a girl by treating her like a queen. That's going to get you to get played by a gold digger.
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MAN. I can honestly say I have never read something so sincere, so measured and intelligent on this wretched site. You see the grand picture. And if God, or whatever you believe in, be, I wish you to be one of the men who propell this society forward. Cheers.
Omg guys we have a straight male with no self respect!
Never seen that before...
All I see is you crying man, you need to get a new hobby.
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This can be described simply as men have to do, while women simply have to be. Women have more sexual value thus can dictate terms in a basic form of prostitution.
Hmmmm that redhead with the teacup. I'd eat her raw, then gulp her down with the tea from her cup.
You seem like you lead a lonely life...
Too long, didn't read, but in the first picture, note that the woman spent a lot of time picking out cloths, doing her hair, her nails, make-up, staying in shape etc. The guy did none of that and most don't. So there ya go.
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Your a pathetic male without a pair between your legs.
hGood post
Smh X1000
Is it a satire or sarcasm?
i disagree, men are more beautiful than women. why else would women wear make up? out of compensation. why would women wear high heels? because she envies the mans tallness, his long powerful strides and his strength.
a womans beauty and sexiness are determined by her clothing, her make up and her high heels. strip her naked and take off her make up and you are left with something completely different. women can be all dominant in a social setting, but strip them naked and you are left with a submissive bitch that adores and envies the naked male beauty. female sexual dominance is a lie, it only exists because the man allows it. no woman can dominate a man without a strap on. they envy the penis and its ability to penetrate and invade, thats why they reenact it in the form of pegging. at best women want to challenge your dominance to then be humiliated when you take her power away from her.
i dont feel sad for the men that can't look further than the make up, the clothes and the drama of women. these men deserve to watch on the sidelines while other men who are not as shallow fuck the women these lesser men adore so much.
he is not talking about that he is talking about how we are put lower then women in society just cause they have a vagina look at the laws there all in women's favor and even if a women does the same crime as a man she is not as accountable as a man that's why I don't listen to the government there corrupt in more ways then people understand and even if i was to explain it they wouldn't believe me
@relaxrelax i am aware of that. we face inequalities which should be removed from society. women are most certainly privileged, there is no doubt in that. we would have to be able to destroy the victimization of women solely because they are women. but it won't happen any time soon.
no we can just follow this at face value and i promise the laws will change quickly
they won't be able to control the people it will be to much for them
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@relaxrelax the reason why feminism exists in the first place is because of following books like that one in the picture. male dominated institutions are not the way to go for us. it would only make matters worse in my opinion.
Men and women have both always worn makeup. Men today still wear makeup and even more men are starting too. Men first wore heels then women started wearing them (yes) to be like men. But now wear them becauae men like the way a womans body arches from the heels and men too wear them today. The pegging thing is the ever growing trans fetish men have. Men run the porn industry not women
@somebodysaycheese "The pegging thing is the ever growing trans fetish men have." tumblr blogs about women pegging men disagrees with that. men have never worn make up for the sake of beauty but for the sake of intimidation. no man finds the arch that women get from high heels attractive, the arch is not a confident or normal body posture, it is bad for the bone structure.
lol your joking right you talk without reading you lack knowledge no where does it say in this BOOK form a government and have one man ruling over everyone GOD says i make the rules im in charge and follow my rules the human race is stupid and decided to form a government themselves and at the end of the bible it talks about a one world system thats gonna destroy us you are thinking of this verse genesis 3:16 and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee does that say form a government and create a one government leader nope it says husbands will rule over there wives and its true i mean just look at porn alone women give themselves over for money willing and we treat them as if we rule over them during sex you stupid fucking slut spread your legs ohh my GOD im a stupid slut fuck me its part of the curse there mind goes to sex and then to be dominated over no matter what the women whether she calls herself a dominate women or not
Im pretty sure it's men on GAG who ask if women are willing to peg a man. Men and women started wearing makeup in egypt one cause they believed the eye where the windows to the soul two because they both wanted to look as youthful as possible. I have always heard men say they love how a woman looks in heela maybe not you buy many do
no matter what the women says
@somebodysaycheese no hun you are wrong women started wearing make up cause of the fallen angels BOOK OF ENOCH CHAPTER 8 And Azâzêl taught men to make swords, and knives, and shields, and breastplates, and made known to them the metals of the earth and the art of working them, and bracelets, and ornaments, and the use of antimony, and the beautifying of the eyelids, and all kinds of costly stones, and all colouring tinctures. 2. And there arose much godlessness, and they committed fornication, and they were led astray, and became corrupt in all their ways
@somebodysaycheese so simply because some men on gag ask women to peg them women cannot have the same fetish? have you ever seen femdom? its where women dominate men, in the majority of cases it involves a strap on because otherwise there is not much domination to be done. and its obvious they are playing roles, hence why i said female dominance is a lie. they never use their safe word, not ever. in maledom it is quite the contrary.
@somebodysaycheese men in the Viking era would blacken their eyes because when they would land in enemy territory from their ships in the early morning it would appear as if there were no eyes in their helmets, thats why they wore the make up, for intimidation purposes.
Men buy dildos more than women. jonmillward.com/.../
Women adore and envy the naked male beauty? That's why men are the ones paying out of their ears to see nude images of women, right? Playboy was an immense success and Playgirl went out of business. More women buy Playboy than ever bought Playgirl. Most women are more attracted to women than men.
@mistixs im not surprised its all over tv internet no matter where you look there's some girl doing some gay shit so its hard to avoid and it affects the mind no matter what its become common place
Yes and who runs porn?
And the vikings is young compared to ancient civilizations.
@mistixs "Most women are more attracted to women than men" lol, so you are saying that most women have had sex with men to continue the species even if it goes against their attraction of men? somehow i dont believe this. "men buy more dildos than women" men can buy dildos for a wide array of reasons, because they want some help with performing for their woman, because they are gay, or simply as a gift for their women. if you think that all men that buy dildos buy them to use them on themselves you are delusional. "That's why men are the ones paying out of their ears to see nude images of women, right?" generalize harder because all men would pay to see naked women because some do right? i have seen many of your questions and answered them too. i know what you believe about men and women. you are cherry picking articles and statistics to support your clearly sexist views.
@somebodysaycheese what does that have to do with anything?
Your using the vikings to support your argument but civilizations before then used makeup and so did the men.
@somebodysaycheese of course men hun even some women but have you looked at there back history hugh hefners he was a mason he has a family line that's not very good ill tell you that there into occult practice so of course he is gonna use women i exchange for money he has all the means to do it
@somebodysaycheese yes but not for the purpose of beauty. and besides the Egyptians used eye liner make up to keep flies out of their eyes.
@somebodysaycheese hun you say you believe in GOD right then trust the text make up came from the fallen angels and both men and women put it on
"no woman can dominate a man without a strap on. they envy the penis and its ability to penetrate and invade, thats why they reenact it in the form of pegging." ^^ Strap-ons and pegging are how men imagine female dominance, because the prospect of ACTUAL, FEMININE control of a relationship is... too frightening for most men to imagine. So -- ironically -- men imagine "femdom" as something that isn't actually female domination at all. They're imagining -- as you said -- a situation in which women have to make themselves into ersatz men in order to "dominate". See, that's safe to imagine. It's safe because it lacks real potency -- because of course women will always be worse at being men than men will. Imagine, if you will, *feminine* control of a relationship -- based on feminine strengths (and on taking advantage of masculine weaknesses). Ain't got ANYTHING to do with this strap-on bullshit.
@CROVVN don't you mean bruce lol
I'm also going to add. You and I are the most enlightened motherf****s here. And that's not ego. I mean that. Fuck those down votes. All of them are dumb. And lack this knowing. It's the truth. But it shatters their fucking egos. So of course they will hate. Cheers to you m8🍻. We're on another level
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that's why i follow this the government can go a suck a dick
with there rainbows in the white lol there a joke
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There's no way a tub like the guy in the pic on top could EVER get a hot girl like her.
If he has money he sure as hell could.
hmm... great take!!!