What is a riddle?
1. A question or statement intentionally phrased so as to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer or meaning, typically presented as a game. 2. A riddle is a statement, question or phrase having a double or veiled meaning, put forth as a puzzle to be solved.
What is sexy?
1. Sexually attractive, exciting or appealing. 2. The state or quality of being sexy, of possessing the traits of sexual appeal.

*Riddle: What is something hard that will make any girls panties wet? (Laurie's original)
OK, get your dirty mind out of the gutter ...it's ice, what did you think it was? ...lol


















I vibrate and if needed, you might take intimate advantage of me at various parts of the day. What am I? (Laurie's original)
An electric toothbrush
It can only be enjoyed when you spread it. What is it?
Butter ...what were you thinking? ...lol
It has two feathery hoops and is used to chain you in bed. What is it?
A pair of sexy fur handcuffs, of course. What did you think it was? ...lol
What holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and sexy?
A thong of course :)

What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallowing it, she always spits it out?
You knew it was toothpaste, didn't you?
What goes in hard and always comes out wet, squishy and sticky?
Bubble gum of course, what did you think it was? ...lol
I end with “o-r-n” and start with “p” and I’m well known in the film industry. What am I?
Be honest ...you weren't thinking popcorn were you?
I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates and I come with a quiver. What am I?
An arrow, but you knew that all along, right?
All men have one, some have long ones and some have short ones. The Pope never uses his. A man gives it to his wife the day they are married.
His last name
What is soft and wet on the inside while being hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.
No, it's coconut! ...my you have a dirty mind ...lol
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
Obviously it's a seat belt, what did you think it was? ...lol
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