The Struggle of Having a Penis and Testicles

I embrace my body as it is, the good and the flaws. Men all over the world face many struggles due to our physical make up. This is not a complaint, but is instead a look into some of the struggles of being a man, and that you women are not alone in physical burdens.

1. Random erections

The Struggle of Having a Penis and Testicles

You are driving with your male friends to go out to eat, then suddenly you feel a rush of blood. You sit still, looking out of the corner of youe eyes to see if anyone else has noticed. You look down and see a bulge and think to yourself, "please go away before we get to the restaraunt." Men everywhere have experienced this many times in a variety of social circumstances. We feel emberassed, and can only hope it goes away quickly.

2. A Hit to the Balls

The Struggle of Having a Penis and Testicles

Even alight hit can leave a man groveling on the floor. The feeling that you might throw up or pass out is common. This is the male equivelent of giving birth.

3. Hot Summer Day

The Struggle of Having a Penis and Testicles

If you have ever seen a man stand like this or move their leg like that, they aren't doing it to pose for a picture. To keep the testicles in a comfortable tempersture the scrotum, or "ball sack" will either get raise of lower. When it is warm they lower to keep themselves cooler away from the body, which leads to the sweat causing the "sack" to get stuck to a leg and creat an uncomfotable situation, with an more uncomfotable and discreet (which it never is) way to fix. A woman may expericence uncomfortable boob sweat, but men experience very uncomfortable ball sweat.

4. Wet Dream

The Struggle of Having a Penis and Testicles

Or as its proper name, Nocturnal Emission, may occur in both sexes, but has a much worse aftermath in men. The vast majority of men will experience this during their lifetime. You experience sexual thoughts in your dreams and then ejaculate, which there are two responses. You either wake up immediately and have to deal with the sticky mess, or you you ejaculate, know it has happened, but remain asleep and then wake up later to your underwear beng sticky, and your penis being stuck to the underwear.

5. Morning Wood

The Struggle of Having a Penis and Testicles

While it could fit into the random erection category, this is more expected, and annoying. If you live at home this causes you to have to remain lying down while it slowly goes away, unless if you have your door closed and locked you are a prisoner in your own bed.

We all face struggles, that is part of being human. The opposite genders can sympethize with each other, and even get a good laugh. Even though our sex organs can sometimes be a bother, they bring much more pleasure, and I appreciate and am thankful I have mine.

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  • This is why I feel like all men need hugs. Also the reason why I'm happy to be a woman and have my own parts and their problems. lol

    When ever a guy gets a random erection I always feel bad for them. Since now there will be people that will think he's a creep or something even though he's not turned on. :(

    I rather not talk about my lady part issues. Just feels to embarrassing. XD

    • But we have a lot more problems then they do. Some just don't respect it. If someone kick us in the shins it would hurt badly too.

    • @rainbowdash_262 For me any womanly issues I have are not seen by anyone else. Unless they could feel what I'm feeling they would never know. For a guy they don't have the luxury. Even if they aren't turn on blood will randomly go down there. Then everyone will see the hard on. Which is horribly embarrassing since a lot of people will mark you as a creep from now on.

    • Can I get a hug? :P

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Most Helpful Guy

  • You forgot one:

    could get stuck in a zipper... that hurts like a motherfucker.

    • Damn yeah that hurts!

    • Just looking at that sentence made me flinch

    • DUDE you just scared, little Mr. Nik1hil

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  • one of the few perks of being a woman is not having erections.
    seriously, if my vagina suddenly popped up everytime i get horny, i will be in trouble every 5 seconds. damn my teenage hormones.

  • I would hate having something between my legs always sweating and sticking to my legs and what not... it just sounds like a pain in the butt.. also... besides i would much rather my stuff be inside me protected than out side my body where they can be hurt lol

    • OMG I thought that the cunt hurts when it is kicked . Yes u are right sometimes the balls are not comfortable

  • I believe that being kicked in the balls must feel terrible but it doesn't compare to childbirth. Childbirth goes on and on for at least 9 hours, sometimes more than a day, and also results in permanently torn/ripped genitals, vulvar pain and bleeding for weeks, etc.

    • What about a kick in the vagaina does it hurts?

    • @mistixs Yh it is comparable to getting hit in the vagina.

  • Totally skimmed over blue balls. Just sayin'. If getting kicked in the sunken treasures is the male equivalent of giving birth, then blue balls are easily the male period.

  • To answer with my opinion on several comments:
    1. I have never had a wet dream. I guess I have always masturbated or had enough sex to ever have a build up.
    2. At 67 I welcome morning wood! No Viagra needed.
    3. I do still remember the annoying spontaneous erections in high school. Like when the teacher was calling students to the board? “Damn! I hope she doesn’t call me right now!!” It was the early 70s when all the girls were wearing mini-skirts (think Marsha Brady). There was always several hot girls in class. My wife was one of them…but I digress.
    4. No one mentioned jock itch. It is a beast!! I stopped it by shaving, but continued because my wife likes it and I like the sexual feel better. I shave with a blade every morning in the shower with no problem.

  • The worst is waking up in the middle of the night to take a piss while you have a random erection

    • Agreed.

  • Who knew being a male can be so complicated 😐😳

    • Who knew? Ever guy alive :P

  • 3... My father does that all the time!!!

    I thought he was checking the keys or something, he always keep them in that pocket XD

    • So did he found the keys or you found it before him. This should have added, that guys cannot sit on hot surface!( my bike seat everyday if parked in sun) If our testicle get heated! It feels like we are gonna throw up like we are pregnant, feel nauseous. It's like our eggs are turning to boiled eggs. And also it getting stuck in zipper, reminds us the pain of World War 2

    • Ewwww I can't imagine a daughter know this shiz about her dad...

    • @Nik1hil no no... I mean, he always does that, but every time I see him doing that I don't think he's touching his balls, I think he's looking for the keys or something. Now I know the truth.

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  • And when we got the morning wood it's too hard to control the urge to masturbate, at least for me.

  • Maybe it's just me but I get annoyed when my jeans form a bulge in the crotch area. Like taking the buss somewhere and you notice it and think to yourself "I hope no one thinks I'm hard", then casually pushin down the bulge.

    • I'm a girl with all lady parts and I still have this exact same reaction when a jeans bulge occurs haha

    • it is logically made for men women I don't know

  • The worst part of morning wood is that you often have to pee right when you wake up as well and peeing with a woody is just awful.

  • Am I the only one that isn't embarrassed about random erections? xD

    Great Take by the way, the "sweaty-balls-pose" is so true, or when you subtly put your hand in your pocket to try to unstuck it xD

    • You will learn control in time, young Padawan learner.

  • thumbs.dreamstime.com/.../...ket-city-44549017.jpg
    You forgot to include us having to pose like this when we get our random erections lol

    But yeah, awesome myTake.

  • interesting take n the first pic was funny

  • I'm glad I wasn't born a man.

  • The struggle. The struggle! Lol guys are cute!

  • 2 and 3 are the only ones I consider problems xD

  • My girlfriend was trying to say that she had more of a struggle shaving her pubic hair then me. I was like 'Euuuh No.'

    Any man that ever approached their ballsack with a blade know how much of a hairy situation it is.

    • I'm still trying to figure out how men shave down there!

    • You shave your ball sack withblaser hair removal

  • You forgot peeing on toilet seat, around the toilet, not putting the toilet seat down and not flushing!!! Omg I hate that so much!!!

  • I only saw two things I would even classify as "bad."

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