Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
I embrace my body as it is, the good and the flaws. Men all over the world face many struggles due to our physical make up. This is not a complaint, but is instead a look into some of the struggles of being a man, and that you women are not alone in physical burdens.
1. Random erections
You are driving with your male friends to go out to eat, then suddenly you feel a rush of blood. You sit still, looking out of the corner of youe eyes to see if anyone else has noticed. You look down and see a bulge and think to yourself, "please go away before we get to the restaraunt." Men everywhere have experienced this many times in a variety of social circumstances. We feel emberassed, and can only hope it goes away quickly.
2. A Hit to the Balls
Even alight hit can leave a man groveling on the floor. The feeling that you might throw up or pass out is common. This is the male equivelent of giving birth.
3. Hot Summer Day
If you have ever seen a man stand like this or move their leg like that, they aren't doing it to pose for a picture. To keep the testicles in a comfortable tempersture the scrotum, or "ball sack" will either get raise of lower. When it is warm they lower to keep themselves cooler away from the body, which leads to the sweat causing the "sack" to get stuck to a leg and creat an uncomfotable situation, with an more uncomfotable and discreet (which it never is) way to fix. A woman may expericence uncomfortable boob sweat, but men experience very uncomfortable ball sweat.
4. Wet Dream
Or as its proper name, Nocturnal Emission, may occur in both sexes, but has a much worse aftermath in men. The vast majority of men will experience this during their lifetime. You experience sexual thoughts in your dreams and then ejaculate, which there are two responses. You either wake up immediately and have to deal with the sticky mess, or you you ejaculate, know it has happened, but remain asleep and then wake up later to your underwear beng sticky, and your penis being stuck to the underwear.
5. Morning Wood
While it could fit into the random erection category, this is more expected, and annoying. If you live at home this causes you to have to remain lying down while it slowly goes away, unless if you have your door closed and locked you are a prisoner in your own bed.
We all face struggles, that is part of being human. The opposite genders can sympethize with each other, and even get a good laugh. Even though our sex organs can sometimes be a bother, they bring much more pleasure, and I appreciate and am thankful I have mine.
What Girls & Guys Said
23 51I hate when guys compare getting kicked in the balls to it. You will never understand what it's like to give birth. A kick will hurt for a little bit, labor lasts nonstop for a couple of days and then your whole vajay rips open through your bum and it takes months to recover. It's been years since I had my kid and I still hurt like hell every time I take a #2.
You will never understand what a kick to the balls feels like and we will never understand what giving birth feels like. That's definitely a bad side effect, personally i agree women giving birth is more pain ful but luckily only happens a few times in life, but a kick to the balls can happen anywhere anytime and it hurts a lot, while i never personally fell down or got disabled during a fight or sports after being hit there, it still hurts a lot. But people experience pain differently so its an open ended topic.
Did you know that you jave I higher chance of death from a kick to the balls than giving birth to a child
What about a kick in the cunt does it hurts?🙂
I am glad I haven't got penis
Did you get neutered?
congratulations
Yes congrats! How’d you go about that?
one of the most thinges i hate is pull my cover off when i am sleep in the morning, it's imbaressing
# 6 having a penis and balls and being found unattractive by women
Thanks for pointing this out. Random erections suck but fortunately they happen less often. I remember I used to get the old unwanted stiffy when I was riding in cars/trucks and certain vibrations would set them off. Fortunately this something you grow out of. 2.images.southparkstudios.com/.../...-box-16x9.jpg
Haha the struggle of having a vagina
It's not a struggle at all. Random erections only occur up to early teens, after that it's very rare. Hit it the balls fair enough that's really bad, though it's never happened to me. Number 3 I've never had any trouble with something like that. I've never had a wet dream. And morning wood is no problem.
It makes it much easier to pee, and it's certainly good that we don't have periods
Speak for yourself, got an old penis here and still a problem
You really need to get a life if this is what you want to write about on your spare time lol
While giving my brain a rest halfway through writing a college paper this popped into my head and I decided to take a few minutes and write something light hearted.
Yet you read it.
^^^ yet you're a fag
That first pic is simply priceless.
Amusing take lol, and I here by vow never to embarrass a male for a random erect. Help with the struggle :-) (or sack them but that goes without saying)
Hehe, good luck with that, any help from your side will just turn him on and he will end up jerking off.
Okay dude it's called ignoring a natural human reaction not calling him out or encouraging it 😒
It's called helping him not get embarrassed or humiliatied
i know i will sound like a Beta Male for saying this, but the burden that also comes with a penis and testicles, is we are expected to approach and make the first move, and the phrases will be "grow a pair, grow some balls", and people will use the penis-vagina argument, as vagina means receiving, penis means aggression, etc.
I don't think that was beta or even alpha. Just an observation.
Ya hearing phrases like that sometimes makes me feel like punching a man in the face for questioning my masculinity like that
They also look weird (in my opionion) I would take a period, pregnacy, and childbirth any day. Lol.
They look beautiful, totally amazing! Not weird!
Lol y'all can have all that I like the weapon between my legs lol
I don't know about that. ahhaha
well go lezbo if you don't like em
Wrong.
@homper87 Thanks.