Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
From books to films, it is shown that sex is an easy, fluid motion. The dude falls over the girl and Bam! Sex is happening. Which is false and unrealistic. A few questions I've seen "Why do girls move hair in blowjobs" prompts me to write this myTake. (Just note this isn't a serious article, though I'm sure many will agree and have their own stories to share!)
Okay. So. Let's skip the whole "Find a partner, seduce said partner and get them back"
Firstly, nobody just goes around ripping clothes off. That's expensive, and bras can be tricky even for a sober female who's used that bra religiously since she first had to wear one. So we scramble and eventually you're both naked.
Now, porn has the whole behind the scenes stuff, and we all know and get that. But a movie is meant to show the whole scene without a break in between. So what's with the lack of fumbling with lube? No spit? Just deciding to rub like sandpaper down there?
"Wrong hole, don't poke it there. God Dammit let me do it" Is common for some couples, because some people are useless with directions. Finding a vagina can be tricky when you're going hot and heavy. Spice up your bedroom life by falling on each other, and seeing if it works. It either will, or you spice up your sex life with an unscheduled trip to A&E having broke his penis through over bending.
Most films and books have a horrendous amount of female leads being virgins. I get it. But why is there like NO BLOOD at all. Especially since they all say their partners have mega penis'. Like, there should be some blood.
Anyway, thanks for reading. Feel free to post stories or other movie?book errors when it comes to sex.
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