There's one girl left, who has sex with her?

Question

You're at a party and there's a lot more guys than girls. It's great for us girls because we've got the pick of guys competing for us, hell I might even take two.

But there's one girl left untouched at the end and she's feeling down because guys haven't been hitting on her like the hot girls. She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle and a body that says "I've my own parking space at McDonald's."

But hey she's still human so you decide one of you has to take one for the team. How do you decide who gets her?

Theres one girl left, who has sex with her?

ImHere22 · Accepted Answer

So weird. You all do know you don't  have  to have sex with everyone at every little party, right? I think that 'taking one for the team' is a really f-ed up concept. Like you think you and your dick are so amazing that you're going to sacrifice your time and dignity so that you can show this human that you don't really find attractive, a 'good time'?  Lol talk about ultra-toxicity. This post is like some dumb 'Bro' post where a bunch of idiots compare their genital warts with one another. If there are more guys than girls at the party, then go get some ladies so it's not an awkward sausage-fest (we all know how fragile horny 20-something guys can be- if they feel left out, oh geeze, that's when the assaults and the hazing starts happening). Also, what the hell kind of friends / people are you associating with anyway? Standing around talking all that smack about someone- that's a ton of space she's just taking up in your head. You even made a post about it. Wow. So like, here's some advice: stop going to weird parties where the game is a twisted version of sex-musical chairs. Instead, go to fun events that don't require you to talk smack about people the entire night.  Weird.

BoobSlayer · Accepted Answer

Love is blind, and in the realm of human connection, it's not about the exterior. A girl may have voluptuous chesticles, honkers, or bazoombas, but those are just physical assets. It's how she makes you feel inside matters. She may not have perky boobs, but that girl would have so many other perks. You could smuggle large amounts of crack across country in her ass crack. You would never go hungry because people would feed her peanuts at the zoo. And you wouldn't have to worry about her meeting a Chad at the gym. If the relationship starts going South, you can reignite that romantic spark with a plate of chicken wings, or just by rubbing her legs together And her favorite part about sex?  .

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

Rock paper scissors. Loser takes it or sinned which ever

molonski2 · Answer

I have a friend who would do her , but it takes that kind of bloke , nothing I have ever been into , but each to their own.. " Reserved parking spot at MacDonalds " hahahahaha -- very amusing.

integrale77 · Answer

Not me my fiancé might object to going home with another woman. In fact she is waiting outside for me so I'll leave it to the other guys to fight over her!