Things a woman can do in a relationship to keep men happy.

Things a woman can do in a relationship to keep men happy.

This is an 18+ take. You were warned. Some of this shit flies in the face of "the feminist movement" but it's the truth so suck it up.

1. Be a lady.

No farting or burping in the presence of the man. If it's an accident that's OK but trying to be one of the boys isn't attractive.

Don't wear men's deodorant either.

Things a woman can do in a relationship to keep men happy.

2. At least try to cook and clean a little.

It's a stereotypical "gender role" but men like this. If you can't cook, at least try to relieve the man from having to do absolutely everything by washing up after he cooks.

Maybe even try to make a packet cake mix or something.

If you do cook and are as good as an old school lady - well good. It's what's expected of you.

3. Know that porn isn't cheating and don't get emotional about it.

The girl in the porn can't see the man and he doesn't know her.

Whether the girl has big boobs and you don't or not doesn't matter. Visual and physical stimulation aren't the same. So whether it's milfs, teens, gays, lesbians, trannies or midgets it's the same as jacking off to a piece of cardboard as far as you're concerned.

Things a woman can do in a relationship to keep men happy.

4. Give blow jobs.

"suck my dick bitch" sounds harsh right? Because it is. This is how you let the man feel he is boss. It's the ultimate act of submission. If you are willing to show the man he is the man, he will act like the man.

5. If you have children, look after them yourself.

This is a woman's job. It's biological. Raise the kids. The man is there to discipline them as well as be the fun parent. "wait until your father gets home" this is to be reserved for something extra bad. Not for spilled milk.

Things a woman can do in a relationship to keep men happy.

6. Do anal.

Give it up. Yes it is your body but if you don't give all of it to your man, why should he give you all he has? Simple logic.

Things a woman can do in a relationship to keep men happy.

7. Don't nag him.

So he left a towel on the floor. He has more important things to worry about and that's probably why he forgot. Get over it.

8. Don't have male friends unless they're mutual.

You may feel this is a bit unfair and think why should you give up your friends for a relationship. Well ask yourself this: is your husband more important or some friend-zoned loser who only wants to hang around because he is in denial that he will never get into your pants?

One fight with your husband and these male friends will be there like vultures.

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  • I do all of this , they still leave me😌🔫

    • That's just bad luck

  • Definitely going to get crap for this by women but it’s true to a certain point 😊

    • I hope so lol but I also have a hope they can see the logic in it too. Discussion is welcome.

  • this is sexist & chauvinistic but I also agree on some points

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    • I don't deny that