Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
While we all may agree that love is infinite it is no use for males in times of sexual needs.
In this day and age getting laid seems like rather extremely difficult task for a male, whether in the confines of an intimate relationship or outside it; provided that the male isn't one to purchase the said commodity from aa female merchant.
I have comprise a list of things mean often say in the attempt to get laid:
1) "Yes I will"
Ladies I'm sure you've heard guys saying this quite often whenever a favor is requested " dear could you go to the market today? I know your schedule is quite busy"..... Then went you'd expect the reply to be "no, I'll be too busy" your surprise and overwhelmed when you hear "yes, I will!".
2) "I would love to"
In the weirdest of invites usually when I guy says "I would love to" he's putting out a motion for sex, "would you accompany me to buy bras and panties with my girls?" The reply "I'd love to!!!" Watch out for all those I'd love to.
3)
i)That looks great!/I think its beautiful!
Opinion based questions especially in fashion, even when he doesn't know what your speaking of or only glanced on the object a favorable reply is given especially if he knows you really love the object.
ii) No it doesn't
Yes ladies sometime you'll get a no but in a response where its most definitely warranted. "Does this dress make me look fat". Although rule of thump for males is never tell a ladies she's gotten fat or put on a few pounds etc.....
4) Do you want help with anything?
When guys volunteer for task they would never have whether extremely simple or highly complex you must know something's going on. Since sex can be seen as a reward, one of the best way to attain such reward is by being a good boy.
5) Sexy compliments
When all else fails, males tend to try a some what direct approach. Full on flattery I mean what does he has to lose right? "Babe, you look quite sexy in that dress, I just want to strip you out of it and show you how you make me feel right now!"
Disclaimer:
Not all the time the use of these are directly soliciting coitus.
Guys also use a combination of these not just only one.
Sorry about the pictures my phone is give a bit of issues when I try to add them.
Questions:
What are things you do in attempt to get laid Guys?
Girls, what patterns do you notice your guy subtly use to indicate his desire for coitus?
Joke:
Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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What Girls & Guys Said
1 1Wow, you did all of this with a phone? Props to you !
Awesome job.
Nice joke. at the end lol.
Yh thanks, I like being in contact with you guys and G@G it brightens my days something and I can get really busy at times.
Seriously? I've known a lot of guys to get laid without these efforts at all. This is a joke, right?
That how it is... A lot of guys don't need Viagra or horse tonic but some do.