1. "Halloween is over."
...I know...
2. "I had a goth phase, you'll grow out of it."
I had a conformist phase, you'll grow out of it.
3. "You'd be pretty if you weren't goth."
You'd be pretty/handsome if you weren't normal.
4. "Why do you dress like that?"
Why do you dress like that?
5. "What are you?"
A human...
6. "Go back in your coffin."
Go back in your Barbie dream house.
7. "So where else are you pierced?"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
8. "You look like you're kinky/freaky~"
You look like you need to go back to the hole from whence you came.
9. "Do you worship Satan?"
No...
10. "The average man prefers girls with no makeup/piercings/girls who wear colors/something like that."
I don't like average men.

xx
~ Mrs Manson
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