The one that comes to mind is having sex with a girl that was riding me and I was a little buzzed from drinking , as she was riding me , I totally forgot we were having sex and I started having a regular conversation with her telling her about my weekend getaway with my friends , she looked at me like Ooooo K ummm you know we are having sex right? it then hit me we were having sex and I was so embarrassed that I started laughing like crazy , she started laughing as well so everything was good after that , I then flipped her over and made sure she got off
I wouldn't actually be too embarrassed over that. Everybody's had puke on their junk at least once in their life (unless they're packing 2" or something). It happens, for the most part we don't care. I mean if it was on the way to a job interview and all over my pants that might be hard to explain, but otherwise, yeah. Not that uncommon. Don't sweat it, just look at it as you giving it your all ;)
First time I had sex, well it was the first time but I was always too tight and we struggled but anyway I'm soaking wet and ready for it and he penetrates and he's pumping and it's really good but with every pump it's sounds like when you put your foot in a wet Wellington boot. So I run out in my bra and no panties into my car and drive home I was do mortified.
AWWWW! That's SO SWEET! I would have held you close and hugged and kissed you. by the way that is called queefing.
The only one I can think of is when I got caught by my mom when I was 16. I would sneak my boyfriend into my room and have sex. One time we were right in the middle of it. He was inside me and everything and she got suspicious and came into my room and caught us in the act. Very embarrassing for us both.
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Then one day someone knocked and I just opened the door, forgetting I was naked and hard.
The face of the door-to-door sales girl, PRICELESS 😂😂😂
Cunnilingus is my main event. My skill set enables me to give her an orgasm maybe 8 times out of 10. On one occasion, I got more than I expected. At the moment of orgasm, she released a resounding Phaaarrrttt! It sounded like blowing through a trombone mouthpiece. I knew she was horrified. I lifted up and started laughing like an idiot and then she started laughing too, partly in relief. Then I said: "Ahh! Wind on my chin!" and she smacked me on the butt.
Lost my virginity at 30 to a woman who had many sex partners despite being the same age and she knew immediatelt and started laughing. Then she realized I was her first virgin since high school and got into it. After, she called her friend to tell them
Except for farting on a regular basis nothing really comes to mind.
You threw up on his penis? Wow. Only embarrassing one I can come up with is first time my girlfriend now my wife first tried sucking my penis. Felt great until she scraped her teeth on my penis. I swear I thought she was a Penis Flytrap! 😬
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