Top 5 Signs that You Are the Sidechick or Sideboy Aka Their "Ho"

[anastasiasgun]

(Disclaimer: I tried to apply it to both genders but I have never dated a girl. I only date men. so sue me)

This is meant to be humorous but as it is with any type of humor, there is a hint of truth to it.

1. They want you to see them late at night: They literally text you late at night and he does not give you a heads up, because they either do not care or they obviously preserve their time with their significant other.

2. They do not care what you put on and they do not care if need to get ready: For example, if you tell them you need to take a shower 🚿 they will tell you it does not matter, sounds gross I know but they just see you as a fuck toy hidden from everyone

Which leads me to the opposite sign of showering

3. They immediately get up and shower and/or want you to leave: Depending on if you stayed over or they stayed over, they immediately get up to shower because duh 🙄 they have to meet their significant other after, or they want you to leave BEFORE their SO gets there

Now if one is still dumb enough to be around, then most likely you have dealt with the next sign.

4. They contact you out of the blue to "hang out," after months of not contacting you at all: So things are not going well in the relationship so you get a "wyd" text

Then of course there is the more obvious sign

5. No one still knows about you two even though you have been having sex with them:

Their friends and family know nothing about you because as far as their social life is concerned, you don't exist to them. There won't be any pictures of you two because they do not want the person who they are in a relationship with, to see that they are fucking someone on the side.

#sidechick

#sideboy

#ho

[Sonjita]

I do this to all guys lol not just "sideboys", it's my normal behavior even in a relationship... not because I have to see someone else but because I don't really like someone sleeping over at my place or posting romantic photos on social media, it's just not my thing. If I like someone, it's all that matters, I don't need approval of the world -.-

[anastasiasgun]

A lot of women seem to need approval of the world

[Sonjita]

Yeah :/ And a lot of guys. But it doesn't really mean anything. Cheaters will still cheat. Those trust issues are really unattractive. It's a good take, though! :) It can be useful to watch these signs but not rely on them completely.

[rjroy3]

1. She doesn't ask of your or expect emotional support from you, while still fucking you.

That about sums it up lol.

[Chaoseverywhere]

@rjroy3 My one fell for me, should i get another ho

[DizzyDesii]

Yep my ex used to do this to me. But not when i was his main. This happened to me when we broke up and i THOUGHT we had gotten back together. That break up dropped me to #SideHoeStatus

[luvstoned4him]

I almost fell in this trap. I backed out soon tho.

[Chaoseverywhere]

i love sidechicks, they keep me company, very nice.

wait... or was i the sideboy?