Traditional values blow jobs?

[Anonymous]

My girlfriend is traditional Chinese and she doesn't want to give a blow job or want me to eat her out. I want to, but she says it isn't natural and dirty (not hygiene). What can I do?

[Roxanne93]

Your girlfriend: No no don't eat me I'm raw!
You: but- it rook so goooodddd!
Your girlfriend: no nuuuuuuu not hygienic!
You: let me just try one tine and Neva again!
Your girlfriend: ugh okay just onneeeee tine!!!
You: oh oh oh dis sooo guuuuddddd
Your girlfriend: oh no no nuuuuuuu don't stop!
You: *slurp slurp slurp*
Your girlfriend: oh yes now juuuuu put it in ma ass!!!

The end! Pretty easy :)

[Red_Arrow]

Him: This taste like Sushi.

[Asker]

This was well thought out. I like this

[Roxanne93]

Lmao thanks I tried >.<

[Roxanne93]

@Red_Arrow sushi? Ewwwww

[Asker]

Speaking of pussy, I had sushi today XD Hahahahahahahaha

[Roxanne93]

Ewwwww pussy does NOT taste like sushi FOH!!! I hate fish and I don't taste like sushi! I doubt other girls do! Ew we don't taste like sushi! *gag*

[Roxanne93]

A girl down voted me? 😂😂😂😂

[Red_Arrow]

I actually agree with you, but it seems most do not. I have heard the fish reference over and over and over and... Glad you don;t smell/taste like fish. (See, I am having to take your word for it here)

[Roxanne93]

@Red_Arrow thanks🙌🏼

[Red_Arrow]

You are welcome.

[Katy16]

Other than talk to her about it, I don't know. Maybe she'll eventually wanna try it?

[Asker]

I did... She's 23 and hasn't even masturbated yet >.< I told her it's sexy, releases stress and burns calories. I also told her she doesn't need to penetrate herself to masturbate. She can rub her clit. She seems pretty adament though... This is long distance for now.

[Katy16]

I'm not sure, if those are her values, I don't know what the chances of them changing are

[Asker]

Well she said she wants to wait for marriage for sex, but I said I don't. She said she will try it because of my values too. I respect her values and she respects mine

[Katy16]

Well if she's willing to try stuff that's a good start (just don't pressure her)

[Low_Pride_85]

Has she been America long? Sounds like you got one straight off the boat sir. You have to explain to her that this is a part of American sexual culture and for her to try new things. People have been preforming oral sex since they drew about it on the pyramids. (I think) And us humans are still kicking! (I think)

[Berethor]

She is too conservative for you, so you better leave her and go looking for an more slutty girl.

[DasVoz]

Show her POV porn.

[Asker]

I don't know if you read the traditional Chinese part hahahaha

[DasVoz]

It was a joke, although I run the other way when someone is closed minded and dogmatic.

[BuchitaBuchys]

I used to be like that.

[Mr_Hyde]

one way to persuade her would be bathe just before oral stuff, and/or get her to at least let you go down on her and see if that eventually changes her mind

[The_Advisor]

Let her feel your bone. She'll enjoy the feel of it. That will eventually lead to her want to put it a her mouth.

[ConsultantIsBack]

That kinda shit blows my mind lol

[Anonymous]

Find another girlfriend.