Two truths and a lie about sex?

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Let’s play! Post yours and we’ll see if we can guess which is the lie.
Mine are: I did a porn video. I’ve never had a threesome. And I love eat girls out.

[weysally]

1/ never did a porn video true

2/ never done a threesome lie

3/ I like to eat girls out true

[Guardian45]

(1) I had sex under a table while staff were cleaning up
(2) I got a BJ while driving down the highway; NOT in a Tesla!
(3) I had elevator sex with a celebrity.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

No way. third one is a lie.

[Guardian45]

Correct!

[Guardian45]

Thank you for MHO!

[OfDeath]

1. I once date raped a minor celebrity.

2. I had a 3 some with two natural redheads.

3. I was engaging in sexual activity from as young as 6 years old.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Wow. I can’t tell. The first one is a lie.

[OfDeath]

Yes 😉

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Two redheads😮‍💨 I’m so jealous😭

[OfDeath]

Your lie is obviously that you've never had a threesome.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

1. I’ve gone skinny dipping 2. I’ve had sex with a dog 3. I’ve had sex in a public restroom.

[OfDeath]

I think the sex with a dog is the lie

[OfDeath]

Ok I'll do another one as well since you did. 1. I once had loud sex in a camp site and was cautioned by the other campers in the morning. 2. I will often stage a sneak out when she falls asleep. 3. I enjoy involving food.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Yeah the dog one.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

The sneak out. You can’t be that cruel.

[OfDeath]

No, it's the food

[KaiidiraX]

1. I participated in a beach orgy.

2. I have on several occassions done a cum walk in busy public places.

3. I have done a gangbang with ten men.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Wow. That’s a hard one. I think the first one is the lie. Sand is a bitch.

[matchrestore]

threesum's a lie?

[matchrestore]

I've had a threesum, I've had my penis caged in a chastity device, I've had sex with more men than women

[Gummy_Cluster]

I had a foursome in Thailand.

I've never had sex with a Klingon.

I've had sex with a married couple, but I didn't like it.

[QuietRunner]

well which is the lie?

[SnowedIn]

I once was in Thailand. I was in the Navy. My buddy and I went for a walk on the beach. A woman asked us if we wanted to rent a boat. We didn't want the boat (or what came with the boat [her]). She kept asking us. Timmy, my buddy, got tired of it. He stopped walking. Slowly removed a Zippo lighter and a pack of cigarettes. Tapped them on his hand. The woman was strangely silent. Mesmerized by Timmy. I was curious to see where he was going with this. Sometimes silence is the best course of action. Timmy flipped the lid of his Zippo. Ferris Bueller has nothing on Timmy. He lit the cigarette. Took a drag. This was not the moment for me to uphold my promise to his fiancé, Chrissy, that I would prevent Timmy from smoking. He inhaled. Let the smoke do its pernicious work. Exhaled. Looked the woman in the eye. And in a voice that was half Tommy Lee Jone and Half Clint Eastwood and half Mark Wahlberg said, "Do. We. Look. Like. We. Need. A. Boat." There was no Fort Lauderdale question mark at the end of that sentence. The woman left us. I bought Timmy a beer. Your lie is the married couple. I remember you in the trailer park and I know you like Klingons.

[Gummy_Cluster]

@QuietRunner The one about the Klingon.

[QuietRunner]

Well, DS9 Klingons, TOS Klingons, or Discovery Klingons?

[Gummy_Cluster]

@SnowedIn The trailer park was just about being guilty of thoughts. I love your story, though. Have you ever heard Clint Eastwood's real voice? I saw a documentary, and Clint invented his screen voice. He patterned it after two people, but I can only remember one. Marilyn Monroe. If you think about it, his voice does have that sound. But if you heard his real voice (I've only heard it once) he sounds like a gay gerbil. Very high pitched like a gerbil. The married couple was real, and I hated it because I felt very uncomfortable being the third wheel. Back in high school, we were all third wheels, so it didn't matter. I like Mark Wahlberg, but I want to replace him with Jack Nicholson. He's a genius. His best movie was "As good as it gets." He's a writer that hates humans and animals. In the end he falls for a waitress, and he likes his gay neighbor and his neighbor's dog. It's much like the Grinch movie. He grew a heart.

[Gummy_Cluster]

@QuietRunner He never said.

[QuietRunner]

well I see

[Dargil]

Truths:
*Precum can sometimes make you pregnant, but not always.
*You can't get pregnant from anal sex.

Lie:
(I believed this as a teen)
Rubbing breasts ("feeling her up") don't make them bigger.

[Jennz6]

Mine are the same as yours

[virgincountryboy]

I wish that I could help you out with that but darling I have to say that I have never lied about anything and I haven't never seen or even been with a lady

[dave15698]

I had sex on a public beach.

I've never had a threesome.

I've never cum with a BJ

[Jerre]

I’ve had lots of 3-Sums

i never wear a Condom

i had sex with my sister

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Please tell me that the condom thing is a lie😝

[Jerre]

No, sex wises the had a vesectomy many years ago an$ per our Swingers Club rules, I am STD tested monthly. So my cum is 100% pre cum. No additives.

[CharlieDMX]

I've made a girl squirt

I own more than 3 sex toys

I've had sex with a girl from a different ethnicity

[QuietRunner]

1. I've done a mfm threesome

2. I did baby making sex

3. I've orgasmed three times in a row

[tallblondejohm]

Sex is great sex is stress reliver lie: I'm gonna fuck u all night long

[AnniePFrancis]

I flash my breasts to strangers on the highway

I had sex with a guy to enrage his girlfriend

I prefer small dicks to big ones

[Breanna_nonbinary]

I think the third one is a lie.

[AnniePFrancis]

Sorry…. But I’m a short, petite girl and find small dicks incredibly cute. Big ones kinda hurt me.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Maybe you should PM me😝

[AnniePFrancis]

Sure 😁

[bowenw]

I believe the second one is the lie.

[AnniePFrancis]

You’re right.👍🏼

[bowenw]

Yay! 🤩 Please feel free to PM.

[Gagname]

@anniepfrancis Sounds like you have flashed your breasts more than once (?) Have you ever gone (or would you go) topless on a topless beach? Also: I see you just joined this site yesterday—welcome to GAG!

[AnniePFrancis]

@Gagname Thank you for the welcome 😊 Haven’t tried going topless on the beach but have had to change from brassiere to bikini top in beaches with no dressing rooms. For a small moment, my breasts are on display for anyone who cares to look. But, flashing strangers on the highway inside a moving car is fun & safe.

[Gagname]

You’re very welcome. Shoot me a message if you have a question about the site or how to use it, I love to help. So you’ve changed into a bikini top on beaches and you like to flash your breasts on the highway, huh? You’re a confident fun naughty girl; we should chat in pm and get to know each other more (kidding not kidding).

[DrewJohnson]

I've already seen your answers. I'm curious what you consider small or too big for comfort. Feel free to PM.

[Anonymous]

Had a FFF threesome
Was arrested for having public sex.
Had sex with an NBA player

[CruelSun7]

True True False

[Opinion Owner]

@CruelSun7 wrong

[CruelSun7]

T F T then and go girl

[Opinion Owner]

@CruelSun7 you got it!

[CruelSun7]

Wow :D Was she/ he good lol

[Opinion Owner]

@CruelSun7 It was something I only did because of who he was. How many people can say they did something like that once in their life? The sex was straight up porn sex but I kind of expected that.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

What team did he play for?

[Opinion Owner]

At the time, Detroit but that’s all I’m going to say about him. I used to be a waitress in a casino VIP lounge and he would come in occasionally when he was in town. After I served him a couple of times, he would flirt with me. A proposition was made and he had me brought to his hotel. That’s how it happened.

[CruelSun7]

Wdym by porn sex?

[Opinion Owner]

@CruelSun7 You don’t know that term? It means it wasn’t romantic sex. It was kinky exaggerated sex like you see in porn…. male fantasy.

[CruelSun7]

I kinda got it but I wondered what he did and like how it was like in porn?

[Opinion Owner]

@CruelSun7 I don’t want to get into specific details but I was used as a sex object because I was impressed by who he was. I don’t regret it. I knew the score.

[CruelSun7]

I was wondering about the details but I see 😅 It seems you liked what you got and he did what he wanted. If you don't share because it is kinda public here, you can dm

[CruelSun7]

You don't always come across with a girl who did it with an NBA guy, do you? 😂 Excuse my curiosity 😄

[Opinion Owner]

@CruelSun7 I kinda thought the interesting part of the story here was that he was a professional athlete. If you just want to hear erotic stories, there are places to find those.

[CruelSun7]

Believe me, real gossip how he was in bed lol

[Opinion Owner]

@CruelSun7 You’re awful thirsty aren’t you? Ok, nothing bad or scary happened but it was all about him. He talked the whole time. He flipped me into various positions that he wanted and then he asked if he could cum on my face. That’s about the gist of what happened. Satisfied? Lol

[CruelSun7]

Lol, take a chill pill. You don't want to share, don't share it. Why are you suddenly get angry lol.

[Opinion Owner]

@CruelSun7 no anger here, hence the lol. But that gives you a general idea.

[Anonymous]

The lie is the threesome?

Mine: I've had a threesome, I've had sex for money, I've gotten a bj from my cousin