UNDENIABLE proof that ALL MEN are GAY!

Most men watch "straight" porn, and that has a man in it. So they get sexually aroused by seeing a man have sex. Which means they're sexually aroused by men. Which is obviously gay.

Don't try to deny it. If you have ever got off to porn that has a man in it, and you are a man, you are actually gay. No matter what you think or claim you are. Really, I know, and we all know, that you're gay.

UNDENIABLE proof that ALL MEN are GAY!

This is actually the only reason you aren't attracted to some women. It's not that you just don't particularly like that woman specifically, you just don't like ANY women. Because you're gay.

So women don't need to improve themselves to be more attractive if they want a man, they just can't get one (because men are gay), and therefore they can safely be sexually and relationally frustrated without doing anything to find a solution.

UNDENIABLE proof that ALL MEN are GAY!

This is also why men should be okay with threesomes with other men. Because women think it's hot and you're gay anyways. So if your woman asks for an m&m the only possible reason you would say no is because you're just being a bitch. Don't be a bitch.

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  • If you had repleced the word 'men' with 'women', what you were saying would be true.
    Eye movements have been traced on men and women watching porn, and men look mostly at the women, but women looks equally on men and women.
    Pornhub revealed that whan women watch porn, it is lesbian porn they watch the most.
    So the real conclusion is that all women are bisexual or homosexual (lesbian), and straight men are straight.

  • You're just trying to equate all men with you ! Without any doubt whatsoever YOU are either gay or at least bi-sexual !!

  • "Undeniable proof that ALL MEN are GAY!".

    "Most men...".

    You contradicted yourself immediately. Also, by your logic, straight porn has women so that must also mean that all men are straight (since your logic is that if there is a person of a particular sex in the porn image, then the watcher of the porn is sexually attracted to only that person. This is clearly nonsense since YOU pointed out that the porn in question contains a man AND a woman, therefore the watcher of porn is ONLY attracted to men while simultaneously ONLY attracted to women, which is impossible).

    I know this is a joke so my time has just been wasted. Nonetheless, you can view my opinion!

    • Yeah the title was kinda exaggerated ("Evidence that Most Men are Attracted to Other Men" just doesn't catch the eye), and this was indeed a parody/satire. Thank you for the comment. :)

  • So what you are saying is you are gay, good for you for coming out!

    • Well I am part of ALL MEN aren't I? Just like you are.

  • And most women watch lesbian porn, yet I don’t hear you saying “all women are lesbians”. All while most guys don’t watch gay porn, so where is the logic?

    • This isn't about women but if u wanna get into it, yes all women are also lesbian. All men are gay and all women are lesbian bc they all watch porn with someone of the same sex in it.

    • Men don’t focus on the guys in the videos, In fact many guys don’t actually like porn that has guys. Just look at those pornhub stats they released a few years ago.

    • Oh so if I have a 3some and just focus on the girl not the guy then it's same as if he's not there? Lol Link me the stats if you need them to hold up your argument instead of regular logic & observation.

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  • So, by your "reasoning" anyone who likes watching heterosexual porn must be gay or bisexual. Lol!

    Your post here is just a gay man's wishful thinking.