Walked in on my parents having a threesome with the neighbor on my bed. Can someone please direct me to the nearest mental hospital?

Yeah I not it isn't that bad that I need to seek mental help, but it's still pretty bad. So a little info here: Parents came by today on one of their surprise visit. I really hate when people especially my parent show up without even asking if it's okay and they do this somewhat often. Anyway as I'm about to leave they show up out of the blue. I tell them I'm leaving and will be gone a while, so I let them in and leave. I come back about an hour and a half to two hours later to find them in my room fucking the neighbor. At this point I'm scarred from seeing that and also pissed because they're doing this in my room on my bed when there's a guess room down the hall. I mean honestly it was enough to piss me off they showed up without calling now they do this.
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Oh and now I not only have to burn my bed but also me favorite wolf blanket to.
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Most Helpful Girls

  • This is shocking, most appalling for you, sweetie, and Not showing their son any perfect examples, Just----Sad Samples in my book of Etiquette.
    You need to lay some ground rules down, Number One. Tell them never to come unannounced again or you will Not let them in. They need to respect the fact that you need a heads up and not only this, when they come, they are to stay at a Super 8 where they can get it on with Whoever else, even if it is the Inn keeper, you don't want to Witness their assorted family affairs.
    As far as your bed, there is not much you can do but Lysol it, put different sheets on the bad ass bed that they have so nicely Christened and... wash the Wolfie and put him away in your closet until you have gotten over their little animal act... I do admit it is enough to make you crazy and nothing to write home about.
    God luck. xx

  • noooo!! not the wolf blanket!!!

    seriously though, your parents are out of control, maybe you should move to another house and not tell them where you live, or just drag them to the neighbors house next time and lock your house doors and windows (and chimney?), parents can be so creepy sometimes..

  • So wait, your parents just came to your house to have a threesome with the neighbour on your bed? I agree that isn't something you want to see but why wouldn't they just invite that person to their house instead?

    • The thing is I live three states away because I wanted to go to a certain college. So my parents have these visits without telling me, but I really know they're just spying/checking up on my. I don't think they came just for a threesome at less that's what I hope.

    • Like I told the person before me that's what happen and you can choose to believe or not.

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  • First, don't burn anything. Just get it dry cleaned and it'll be fine. Second, your parents showed exceptionally poor form with that stunt. I don't know if they are paying for your place but if not, don't ever leave them there again and make it patently clear that by doing that, they forfeited any right to call on you without adequate notice, whatever you deem that to be. They have been horrifically inconsiderate and rude and deserve the consequences. They also owe you a sincere, heart felt apology.

    • The burning was my attempt at a joke. On on a serious note even though I can have it all cleaned I just can't see myself ever using it again. Too much of a bad memory attached.

    • It's just bedding. Get in with your very horny girlfriend and make a new memory. You'll be fine.

  • This raises so many more questions! Is it a blanket with a wolf on it, or is it made out of a wolf? You said it's your favorite; how many wolf blankers do you have? And lastly, is your neighbor hot?

    • Not it's not made of wolf fur. I never own anything like that. I have two, one I bought and one that was a gift. The one that was a gift is the one that they had sex on. and she's about 40 so I'll let you decided.

    • There are hot 40 year olds.

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  • So just to recap... some stuff happened, and YOU OWN A WOLF BLANKET?

    • Yeah it was a going away gift.

    • That's outstanding. You can't burn that.

    • Don't want to but I no longer what to use it.

  • I have a wolf blanket! :)

    i dont understand why they came to your house. why not have one in theirs?

    • Not to be disrespectful to them, but my parents have always been assholes.

    • sure , sounds liker it. I'm really sorry. i would have a lot of difficulty sleeping in my room after that. i think you should actually see someone. if you want its not a crazy idea. really. just to help you remove it from your memory box. as blocking things can cause more harm than thinking of them.

  • Was the neighbor a chick? please tell me it was.

    • Yes,

    • Okay thank you.

    • I've always thought about a three way in my place, just not involving family. Also I think it would be way worst if my neighbor was a guy.

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  • Hahahahahaha, they definitely came for the threesome.
    I couldn't handle that, damn!

  • I think you will be getting a lot of home cooked meals in the future. Sounds like your parents will be hanging around a lot.

  • do people here really believe people when they post these kind of things?

    • Sorry if you don't believe me, but that really what happen.

  • This story was great. Thanks for the laugh. What made it even better is that you said you have to burn your favourite wolf blanket 😂

  • Was the neighbor a guy or girl. I gotta know.

    • Details, details. Lol.

    • If you must knew female.

    • You ought to high five your dad.

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  • d00d, fight fire with fire xD

    • ... what does that even mean?

    • @JackKerouac77 it basically means, whatever wrong that was brought upon you, return the favor. so like, fighting fire with fire, you're not supposed to do that, so if my parents had sex on my bed, I shouldn't get back at them and have sex on their bed, but some people prefer to fight fire with fire. another example, guy murders my little girl, I want revenge, I murder his little girl instead of fighting fire with water and going to the police to arrest him to face justice. just examples.

    • Ah! I know what the expression means, just not how it referred to this example. It would still be creepy to get someone to have sex in my parent's bed. But I understand.

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  • o_O kick them out ask them never visit you and if they want do that they can do it in a hotel not in your house tell them to stop acting as jerks here gosh --"

  • So you went home from college or they came to their house? Either way disturbing offers you a scrub brush

    • They came to my house.

    • Very strange they didn't give warning and I'm sorry they did they I'd make them buy you a new one

  • That is seriously messed up! I'd move and not give them the new address ;)
    Just visit their house at Christmas!

  • I just don't know. I just... don't know.

  • I'd demand that they buy me a brand new bed, or threaten to sue them. :/

    • Make them buy a brand new house that hasn't been tarnished with their sexual escapades.

    • @musicbrain5 That might be a bit much but he is definitely entitled to a new bed and new sheets and a new blanket. I would raise Hell about it too if I were him, because a nice set of sheets and a nice blanket can be expensive. Same with mattresses.

    • Buy a replacement blanket really won't mean much not. I was a going away present for friend, but now ever if I was it I'm never going to use it again. But yeah new bed and sheets.

  • bro, that is FUCKED UP!

    no disrespect to your parents, but WTF

    even more so tho, that just shows a serious fuking lack of respect for you, not funny in the least, I would be srs offended, but I know my parents would never do that

  • That's so FUCKED UP on all levels.

  • Oh dude, I'm sorry, I had an experience like this too!

    • Really... Why is this so hard to believe... but also funny explain your experience.

  • The neearest mental hospital? um let me ask someone from American Horror Story BRB

    • I never got what the appeal of that show was.

    • I didn't either its actually quite interesting the story sucks you in out of nowhere!

  • Fuck, why doesn't this shit happen to me?

    • Honestly if I could I'd trade lives with you.

    • That was funny