(WARNING SOME ADULT CONTENT!) Do you know any good blonde jokes?

I am not offended by blonde jokes, I love them even though I am the brunt of them often.
If you are offended by them then this post is not for you, of course.
But whenever I mess up, it gives me a good excuse... lol
Ok, here are some to get started and some of them are quite naughty, so be warned! Please share with us ones that you like or found! PLEASE?
(WARNING SOME ADULT CONTENT!) Do you know any good blonde jokes?

(WARNING SOME ADULT CONTENT!) Do you know any good blonde jokes?

(WARNING SOME ADULT CONTENT!) Do you know any good blonde jokes?

(WARNING SOME ADULT CONTENT!) Do you know any good blonde jokes?

(WARNING SOME ADULT CONTENT!) Do you know any good blonde jokes?
(WARNING SOME ADULT CONTENT!) Do you know any good blonde jokes?

(WARNING SOME ADULT CONTENT!) Do you know any good blonde jokes?



(WARNING SOME ADULT CONTENT!) Do you know any good blonde jokes?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • A blond and a brunette were sitting in an office and the brunette get's a flower delivery.
    She says "damn every time I get flowers I always end up with my feet in the air all night"
    The blond looks at her and asks "don't you have a vase?"
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    Blond is riding down the road and sees another blond out in a field sitting in a rowboat just pulling at the oars. She stops and watches for a moment and then exclaims "that's why us blonds have such a bad name, I'd go out there and kick her a$$ but I can't swim."
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    three blonds are following a set of tracks,
    one says "I think their bear"
    the next "no there moose"
    the last "no you're both wrong there coyote"
    about that time they get hit by the train
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    a group of women are at the OBGYN clinic
    the first, a redhead, says "I'm going to have a boy because he was on top."
    Another replies, this one a brunette, "is that so then I'll have a girl because I was on top"
    The blond in the group starts crying..." I'm going to have puppies"
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    Hope these are new to you. Enjoy.

    • Never seen any of them. The first one had me in hysterical laughter though... once I got it... I'm blonde too you know... lol Thank you for those Mr Anpu!

    • Anytime...

  • A redhead, a brunette, and a blond are in a waiting room.
    Doctor comes out and tells the redhead she is having a baby girl. The redhead says "That's because I was on top."
    Doctor comes back out a while later and tells the brunette she is having a baby boy. The brunette says "That's because I under him."
    The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The redhead and brunette ask what the problem is. The blonde cries out "I'm going to have puppies1"

Most Helpful Girls

  • Three couples live in the same neighborhood and one couple are redheads, the couple next door on the right are brunettes and the couple next door on the left are blondes.
    All three of the husbands work as construction workers in the same site in the city and always take their packed lunches and tools with them everyday to work. So, at noon the bell rings for lunch and the men grab their lunches and sit down on the scaffolding several stories up in the structure being built. The redhead husband opens his lunch and says, "tuna salad again? Shit! I'm so sick of the same thing everyday! I could kill myself!" The brunette husband says the same thing when he opens his lunch to find a bologna sand

    • Sandwich and the blonde husband opens his lunch and get pissed off and say, "dammit! If I find another egg salad sandwich in my lunch again I'm gonna end it all!" So the next day goes and the men show up for work and then when the lunch bell rings the men again sit on the scaffolding of the high rise building and open their lunches, then one by one they stand up and walk off of the scaffolding to their deaths.

    • The supervisor calls the wives of the construction workers to the site and when the redhead wife saw her husband's body she cried, "I should have listened to him when he said no more tuna salad!" And the brunette wife in tears said "oh why didn't I believe him and just stop buying bologna?" Then they both turned and looked at the blonde wife waiting for her to express grief and regret and the blonde wife says; "why the he'll are you two looking at me? I didn't make his damn lunches!"

  • A brunette and a blonde are walking on the side of the road, the brunette sees a dead bird and says, " Aww, poor thing look at the dead bird!" and the Blonde looks up in the sky and says, "where?"

    How did the blonde try to kill a fish?
    She tried to drown it

    • Love them Ms SA, thank you!

    • LMAO, no problem

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  • A police officer stops his motorcycle on the sideways and walks toward a blond sweating and pushing a red Ferrari. He asked her :
    - Hello is your car broken? Can I be of assistance?
    - Oh no don't worry ! Everything is Ok ! The sales man told me sport cars should be pushed on highway !

  • Oh gosh so many good ones and I can only think of this one... haha!
    Q:How do you drowned a blonde?
    A: pout a search and sniff on the bottom of a pool! I love that o e of yours about the Brazilians!!! I had thought all blondes new that a Brazilian was what you get between your legs... but I guess I’m wrong!! Haha!!

  • This is a great way to start my day. Thanks Laurie and all providing the laughs

    • Me too! Your welcome :)

  • The one with the ankles behind her ears is my fave.

    • Mine is the mosquito one... lol

    • LOL😂

  • Why do blondes label their shoes TGIF?
    Toes Go In First.

  • Why do blondes put TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go in First

    • A blonde got pulled over for speeding by 2 cops, the 1 cop tells his partner to stay in the car cuz he can handle it. Cop walks over and says Miss i need to see your license, registration and insurance card , you were speeding, the blonde goes what is a license? , cop says Your drivers license you know your card that shows your are legal to drive with your picture on it? She goes YES and pulls it out of her purse and says here ya go. Cop says ok now i need to see your registration... etc.. . Same thing happened...

    • Cop says Miss stay right here i will be back after i run your credentials. Cop walks back to his car and says Damn this girl is dumb she had no clue what a license , registration and insurance card was, but she is hot as hell. The partner starts laughing and says i dare you to walk back over to her with your pants down i will give you 50 bucks. Cop laughs and says the bet is on. He walks over to her with pants down and she goes oh No!!! not another breathalizer test!

  • How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
    Open the car door.

    • That one is so hilarious Ms Billie, I love it! Thank you!

  • What do you call an attractive blonde, with amazing sense of humor?

    • Ok, I'll bite, what?

    • @laurieluvsit 😉

    • Aw, you are too sweet Mr Nik!

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  • A blond was going on a nice drive in the countryside. She was looking at the wheat fields of the farmland with the wheat flowing in the breeze. She looked over and saw another blond in a rowboat trying to row across the field. She immediately pulled over and got out. She yelled, "You are why there are so many blond jokes!! You are stupid for doing that! If I could swim I would go to you and kick your ass!"

    • The husband walks into the kitchen to see his blond wife staring at a carton of orange juice. He watches her for a while before asking, "what're you doing?" She doesn't move her eyes away, points to the carton, "it says Concentrate."

  • This blonde is a joke..

    https://youtu.be/Qhm7-LEBznk
    • OMG! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! Either those 2 are incredible actors or that was so real as to be unreal. She is certainly keeping our reputations in tact!!! ... lol Thank you Mr WAI!

  • How many blondes does it take to change light bulb?
    3 - one to hold the bulb and 2 to spin the lamp.

  • Do blondes really have more fun? As a blonde, I can very much assure you that blondes really DO have more fun, we just never remember it the day after.

  • Oh my God!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
    .
    I read all the jokes and just
    laughed.
    Thanks 😙😚👍👍👍💋💋

  • A blond was on her period and could not find her tampon? It was behind her ear.

  • Three blondes are walking in a forest and come across some tracks. The first blonde thinks that they are dear tracks, the second one things they are dog tracks, and the third one thinks they are panther tracks. As they continued arguing, the train hit them.

  • blondes are my weakness

  • I’m blonde, but these jokes make me laugh

  • What does a blonde mother tell her blonde daughter when she goes on a date?
    If you're not in bed by 11... Come home.

    • I love that one! Sounds like my mom! ... lol

    • Haha. Glad you like it

  • I think they are ALL great!

  • Hilarious.

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