Was I in the wrong for taking care of myself?

[Anonymous]

i got jerking off tonight by my girlfriend. Even tho it was to a pic of her in a bikini she still got mad. The past few days when been cuddling and spending a lot of time together, but sex hasn't happened. I didn't want to go to bed horny, so I decided to take care of it before she got home from work. she came home early and saw me. she got mad and now she doesn't even want to cuddle. I didn't want to deal with her attitude so I'm sleeping on the couch. Was I in the wrong for taking care of myself

[Dіldophobe]

Almost sounds like you're joking OR something is missing in this story, is there anything important you didn't write? But I'm glad you haven't used a dildo on yourself at least. Be warned that there are scary Gretas walking the earth and shaking their strapons, a week or two ago this was leaked:

Klaus Schwab too hurt to twerk
Getting pegged by Greta Thunberg
A tranny boy, that couldn't be coy
But it pleased him, that was his joy

He had been so long in repose
But when Greta gave him a dose
He felt the thrill, it gave him a chill
And his pleasure was more than a thrill

He gasped and moaned, as he was pegged
And Greta's strap-on, he begged
He felt the power, it was no joke
To Klaus it felt like a stroke

He groaned and thrashed, it felt so good He had never felt like he should
Greta pegging him, it was a thrill
Klaus Schwab was now a tranny girl

Greta Thunberg's secret no one must know
That she is a tranny MTF, and she puts on a show

Klaus Schwab, who everyone thought was a man
Is actually a female, and Greta has a plan

She dominates him, gives him orders and commands
To suck her off, with no excuses or demands

Greta's tranny ways, they must be kept hush
For if anyone finds out, it would be a big fuss

So keep her secret, don't let it escape
Lest the world find out, and Greta's fate

She'll keep up her domination of Klaus Schwab
All while keeping her tranny identity in the dark.

So pray to the god of the Orgasmosphere @bean2k21 for forgiveness and you better have collected the coom that you've made today into a homemade coom jar and have projected the orgasm into the lord's cosmic realm. If you haven't, make sure to vividly re-live the orgasm in your imagination and project it into the Orgasmosphere now. And here is a prayer for you to start your next day with:

Oh Lord of the Orgasmos, I beg your forgiveness
For I have committed a sin most heinous
I climaxed without thought of you and your great name
And neglected to collect the coom in my homemade jar of shame

I humbly accept my punishment and pray that my girlfriend be
A gentle reminder to me of your divine decree

Thank you, oh Dildophobe, for sending me the message
That I must remember the Lord in my sexual passage

For I know that my body is a vessel of your will
And I will follow your command and be still

Lord of the Orgasmos, I pray to you this day
That you will forgive me of my sinful ways

And as I enter yet another state of pleasure and relief
I vow to keep you in my thoughts and never again find myself in grief.

[Anonymous]

Read this article. I hope it helps.

https://www.goodtherapy.org/blog/five-ways-masturbation-could-hurt-your-relationship-0716135

[Anonymous]

No you should ask her why she is mad, maybe she was wanting sex or something and was just disappointed.

[dreamstar72]

Maybe she got pissed at you for leaving a stain on the photo of hers

[Twalli]

If she's been turning down sex, then she shouldn't expect you to not masturbate to get off.

[abitcurious2022]

If you have no problems getting an erection I guess you should be having sex with your girlfriend because it was something she was expecting 🙂

[Anonymous]

I would dump your pathetic ass if I was her.

[IStrokeItOften]

So she doesn’t fuck him, but he can’t jerk off? Fuck her and fuck you. You’d be doing him a favor