"WETDAY" Wednesday Sex Jokes

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Yep, it's that time again... Time for more sex... Jokes.... And according to my calendar, it's WETDAY...

If you don't have someone to get you wet the way you'd really like, at least can get your eyes wet 🤣

And just remember people,

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard🤣🤣

*Become a better person**
-Make her pussy wet not her eyes
-Break her bed not her heart
-Play with her boobs not her feelings
-aaand eat your five a day!

5 things you can spread--
1. Butter
2. Nutella
3. Legs
4. STDs
5. Rumours

If you drink and drive, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because you put on the wrong sock this morning.

New Miley Cyrus DVD: 15$
Tub of Lube: 3$
XL Box of Tissues: 2$
The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless

Sir, can i sit there? I'm pregnant.
Me: Hell Na, next time f*çk someone with a car.

The reason why women will never be the ones who propose:

as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do.

Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke?
Son: Yeah!
Dad: Pussy.
Son: I don't get it.
Dad: Exactly...

Robot Lie Detector:

A man buys a lie-detecting robot that slaps people who fib and tests it out at dinner. He asks his son, “Did you go to school today?” The son replies, “Yes,” and the robot slaps him. The sons says, “All right, I went to the movies.” The father asks, “What did you see?” and the son replies, “Toy Story 3.” The robot slaps him again, and the son says, “OK, OK! It was A*al G*ng Bang 3.” His father snorts and says, “When I was your age we didn’t know what porn was.” This time the robot slaps the father. The mother sputters in her coffee and retorts, “Ha! He’s your son, after all,” and the robot slaps her.

The longest relationship I've had was eleven days

and then she deflated

3 Skyscraper Workers

Three construction workers were sitting at the top of a very high building they were working on. the discussion moved to how manly each was. Roy stood up dropped his pants, and his penis fell 3 stories! “Let’s see you beat that boys!” yelled roy. At that, jim dropped his pants, and his penis fell down four stories! “Take that roy!” Said jim with a laugh. Then both jim and roy looked down the way at bob who was moving his hips and making all sorts of weird moves. “What in the hell are you doing bob?” asked roy. Bob replied, “dodgin traffic boys, dodgin traffic!”

And lastly people,....

How do you know you take GAG way too seriously?

When you are willing to "do anything" for superb opinion...

(Photo courtesy of @TCredo)

As always, hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading! 💜

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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venomhbk1313 Explorer
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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  🤔 what?
- David92506
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  When you put a Jew in the oven he screams and yells.
- venomhbk1313
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  A pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven LOL
Jerre Master
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Thank you for the laughs
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Glad you enjoyed🙂
captain_voidwalker Yoda
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Even the local flora gets in on this thread
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂😂
simplelikeme Xper 7
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Hahahahahahha that's funny...
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol thanks 🙂
- ChocoBrownieMonster
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  hahahahahaha
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  @ChocoBrownieMonster hahahahaha 🙂🙃
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- ChocoBrownieMonster
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  @brainsbeforebeauty im not interested in talking to you because you im busy
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  @ChocoBrownieMonster aww gee I'm so crushed 😂😂😂 let's not forget who keeps jumping on whose posts tho 🤔
sweet87 Xper 5
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I had a wet dream about you last night... You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂😂 hahahahaha funny
jonBurchess Xper 5
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Dodging traffic lol that is good
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂
msc545 Master
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Funny - thanks!!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Thanks 🙂 thanks for reading 🙂
mrgspoter Yoda
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Wow still going you have stamina here for this.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  "That's not what she said" 😂😂😂 Isn't stamina a good thing when it comes to sex 🤔😂😂
- mrgspoter
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  Oh she did definitely say she needs stamina if I remember back to the last, but it was raining and kind of noisy outside with thunder ⚡😜
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂
Firerubies Xper 4
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You’re username is BrainsBeforeBeauty but you look beautiful so now I’m confused
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TheAfrikan Yoda
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Thanks alone for letting me know why women do hate proposing to guys 😂😂😂.

@brainsbeforebeauty thNks a lot for making us laugh all along.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Glad you liked 🙂
- TheAfrikan
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  Yeep I did enjoy it all thanks dear. 😊
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Next time a woman gets on her knees, yell yes I'll marry you 🤣🤣🤣 that would be funny lmao
Geilepaal Xper 2
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Hey i like wetday
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Glad you enjoyed 🙂
- Geilepaal
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  Thanks do you like it
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Of course... I posted it 😂
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- Geilepaal
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  Hahaha
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😁😁😁