What about pigs and elephants and other things?

Best post of the day. I PROMISE!
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O. M. G!!!)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig... quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Hey, it’s better than some of the political crap you see!
Too funny!
What about pigs and elephants and other things?
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  • You forgot in the pleasure one that humans, chimpanzees, and dolphins are the only animals that rape, and that dolphins do it more than humans. You know, to shut up all those feminists out there. In fact, dolphins will not only rape humans, but know how to find the pleasure parts are, too! Dolphins can even get STD's.

    Speaking of a feminist's wet dream, almost all female spiders are at least 6 to 12 times bigger than male spiders, and dumber than male spiders too, as the females often get confused and think the male spiders are prey and might try to eat them (especially the Black Widow, which is how it gets its name), making their entire species "Death by Snu Snu." That'd be like trying to have sex with a fourteen foot tall, 2,400 pound woman!

    Also, syngnathids (seahorses, pipefish and seadragons) are the only male species that get pregnant. And yes, they are male, but that leaves me wondering, why do the females do, then. Apparently, females have most of the reproductive organs, just like any other species, but only males have a "womb." They evolved this way because males are bigger and stronger, thus can give birth much quicker and makes reproduction more efficient.

    And I hate to admit that it took me WAY too long to make this damn comment that started out as a joke response.

    "It's only rape if I DON'T want it!"
    "It's only rape if I DON'T want it!"
    Female and male spider size difference.
    Female and male spider size difference.
    How male spiders be...
    How male spiders be...
    "I'm crowning, honey!"
    "I'm crowning, honey!"
    • Thanks for killing my vision of "Flipper" being a good dolphin. But otherwise good info.

    • Adolescent and teenage dolphins deliberately put themselves under the influence.
      https://youtu.be/0T5aGLybXEs
      This story only mentions the young males having fun, but I've seen some of the stories and links that show that some of the young females occasionally join in the fun as well.

    • @NYCQuestions1976 Well maybe it is a fertility aid. After all, how many human girls get pregnant when loaded?

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  • Fucking brilliant loved it.
    the thing is. Who measured the pigs orgasms and erm how?

    Well Sid off you go give her some of your sausage, no foreplay this time round.

    okay Dave start the stop watch now, she’s started.

    5 mins later, Sid, she finished yet?

    No Dave, can Barry take over in 10 mins.

    Okay Barry, is she finished?

    No Dave, she’s still at it.

    Okay Barry I will take over at your 10 minute mark.

    (Dave), okay boys mark that one down as 30 minutes, wow.

    Right boys, who’s for some bacon sandwiches with special Mayo sauce?

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  • You promised the best post of the day and i have to say you did not disappoint. Only problem i have with it is I will never be able to look at Miss Piggy the same. Lol thanks for sharing your entertaining post

  • Cutting off a poisonous snakes head you better get away from the head as the head and its fangs will continue to function even without the body. Especially if you cut it off like mid bite. >.>

    • Just be glad a head can' run or do much besides sit there.

    • It can still bite you >.> if you like set your arm near it >.>

    • The head can not move on it's own once severed but it's mouth can still open so careless handling can get you bit.

  • Yeah, the pig 🐽 orgasm thing is interesting. They have those weird corkscrew weiners though...😂

    • That's their tail, not t heir dick,

    • I believe it's both.

  • I can stop my ejaculations with certain muscles and keep going. Am i a pig yet?

    What about pigs and elephants and other things?
  • Daniela this was so cleverly done and it was so funny how you kept coming (cumming?) back to the pig.
    Great job!
    🐷🐖

  • so the dolphins do want to have sex with us!!!

  • Could you please repeat the question?

    • Wait, what?

  • All stuff I did not know. I knew a couple of guys in basic training that talked about doing it with pigs. They both said that it was pretty amazing. Maybe they were on to something.
    Best post of the day..

    • They must have watched the movie Deliverance from the 70's I think.

    • I don't know, I just remember that one guy would talk about it and this other guy would nod his head in agreement.

    • Better a nodding head then something else to dread
      https://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8

  • That’s a lot of stuff I didn’t know about animals and creatures lol 😂

  • Is it bad that i knew most of them already lol

  • So that's why bacon is so good.

    Normally I don't claim this ahead of time, but that's Most Helpful right there. 👍

    • Oh yeah, bacon and sausage. Or is that the pig's sausage?

    • Dirty. 😂

  • Don’t you like pigs in a blanket?😂 Do you like Hot dogs? Don’t you like ham and cheese sandwiches? Don’t you like pulled pork? Ham is great for Christmas dinner very enjoyable food 😊

    • I don’t think Jewish people like that

    • No, pork is unkosher for them.

    • Yeah what about you do you like it?

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  • The sex for pleasure factoid is definitely false. Many mammals (and perhaps other animals as well) have sex for pleasure. Especially primates.

    • Primates also like to rape other primates.

    • How is that at all relevant? Hunans are primates.

    • Humans*

  • Interesting

  • Some of this I knew about but not the pig, you dig up some interesting things Daniela 😊

  • The praying mantis thing is wrong. We thought it was true, but if the female isn't hungry and they don't feel threatened it's safe for the male.

    • But they are always hungry.

    • Not always. When observed by people they feel threatened. Yet if they are videotaped without people in the room and the female is properly fed then the male can survive the copulation easily. The problem is that we usually see the female killing the male because in order for us to see it we have to be close enough to them for them to be threatened.

    • Well I wouldn't want to be a mantid female who wants a male's head.

  • God, I can not imagine cumming for 30 mins. think my cock would be sore as hell.
    I enjoyed your post, a real eye opener.

  • "or would you rather be a pig"...

  • Wow, you gives too much information 😊, i love it, and i knew something new. Nice G. K 👌👌.
    Now one thing I want to say some thing about me that, i can lift 30kg weights just tiding with my testicles, and can hold it for 10 minutes. 😊☺️

    • You keep doing that and they will be hanging to the ground in a few years. You can team up with some girl who has her big tits hanging down to her knees.

    • Omg, that's not i expected lol 😊☺️. So more information, i did it form 13y old, and it's length is fixed still now. And yeah it's look pretty good in nomal hanging or with weights. And more information that I got kicked in my testicle several times and each time I can take 200 hardest kick.

    • I'm sure you would be rolling on the ground laughing in agony. Wait, laughing? I mean groaning!

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  • Interesting!!

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