The guy puts it in "Now that it's inside me Jason, wanna play a game?" The guy looks at the girl confused only to realize she's wearing the jigsaw mask. He frantically looks down to his dick which now conveniently has a bear trap around it and he's unable to pull out. "You have 1 minute to complete this riddle or your dick will be no more Jason, the timer begins now."
Well I guess you can just call him Dickliss after that.
... and just to make sure you can't actually use your safe words, here is a ball gag.
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school
Now it's my turn to put it in you
Oooo, I love those strap on's for returning the favor.
"You're really good at this. You must give lots of blowjobs."
"Is it in yet."
"Wow, you have lots of stubble on your legs!"
She should never say, "I lied about being on birth control".
Never say you love them during sex
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!10 things not to say during sex (but sometimes you have to depending on the reasons):
1. Oh yeah, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS.
2. Oh, you came? I thought you were just dry humping me the whole time.
3. Just keep doing what you're doing. Let me check my messages real quick.
4. Haha, wow, your dick is trash!
5. Are you ever going to finish?
6. Oh, that's not pussy juice. That might be an infection, maybe chlamydia.
7. Can you hand me my dildo when you finish?
8. If only your dick was just a little bit bigger.
9. Are you sure you're not a virgin?
10. "Yes, fuck me [name of ex-boyfriend]!"
Wow Tiff, you are late to the orgy that happened 16 days ago. If your #5 was applicable there would still have been some people left here.
Yeah, I just noticed the post was 16 days old when I answered. Your post must still be relevant though according to the site because it was suggested to me.
And a couple others too that I was notified that gave an opinion. Sometimes GaG puts these old questions into live feed for some reason. This hasn't been the first time. Some questions from 3 months ago have had people still answering.
Is it in yet?
"Hold on, why's it coming out yellow?"
Shouldn't that be "brown"?
If someone said that, I'd immediately go to the bathroom and pack my bags, lol
Better than packing fudge I guess.
I love number seven. Call them by ex's name
I have an STD...
"You're not as tight as I thought you'd be."
Sure she is, she never spends any money.
Oh, wrong type of "tight".
Yeah come on now. 😂
"You're so much better than my sister."
😂 Eww done made my own skin crawl.
yeah I have said some of them.
You forgot the one where he says, “ I’ve had better “ when she asks how was it 😂
That would get you kicked out of bed unto the floor.
Yeah, lol
If she has to ask leave🤣
😂😂 these are awesome. What about - we were suppose to use a condom? Or when the woman asks her husband, who is Phil?
😎Great work. ✌🌹
OK, usually I get these but this one is over my head. "Who is Phil"? You mean Dr. Phil, or they heard Phil instead of pill?
No 😂😂 you know how guys sometimes yell out, another woman's name? Well this time it was a man's name, meaning her husband has been keeping secrets. Lol
Now I got you. Duh!
You just about covered it
Oop wait a minute I'm busting for a shit !!!
Already mentioned on the list as #2, which is quite coincidental.
How about this one " So when did you say your sister is coming round "
@hungandthick She would say back, "What are you talking about, I am her sister."
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