What are your horniest, sexiest stories you can think of?

Hey guys and girls. I’m horny and if you’re reading this category you probably are too. Reply with your most erotic stories and whoever gets me wet will get most helpful answer. X
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Okay I just started dating my high school crush right. So he has this thing with choking me you know playfully and that shit really turns me on. So we hadn't seen each other in like a week cause you know we are adults and have lives. So we said we would have a movie date. The day came and I was trying to get out of the movie just to hang out around one of our houses cause I was like crazy horny all day. So we went to go see a late movie on a Wednesday night so there was no one was in the theater but us. Lol so while we were kissing he grabbed my neck and i had to let him know like you can't be doing that to me cause that shit really gets me going so he was like okay I'll stop and half way into the movie we start making out again and he does it again but noticed he had done it and went to move his hand but by the time he noticed I was ready to go. So I was like aht aht keep and just climb on top of him. Needless to say we missed the whole end of the movie

    • lol don't try it

Most Helpful Guys

  • My former girlfriend and I would have sex only on Fridays, because both of us had off work and her daughter was in school. I was eating her pussy while I was standing on the floor. She was near the edge of the bed with her feet on the bed and her knees up. I was leaning on both arms going at it. Her moaning and squirming underneath me was so erotic my dick was at full staff. I told her to scoot over onto the bed and I laid on my belly eating her. I was humping the mattress I was so turned on. I stoped oral on her for probably only about 20 seconds while I stroked myself to orgasm. She kept saying that was "hot" that I had to jack off and cum so fast. I ate her more while pushing up with two fingers inside her vagina. She orgasmed for probably 2 minutes and I was hard again. We were both amazed at the chemistry between us afterward.

  • My housemate's girlfriend was in the process of baking some cakes.
    When I entered the kitchen, she asked me "Dante, this recipe calls for me to use two jugs of flour. How much is that?"
    I said "Well that depends. How big are your jugs?"

    My housemate heard my reply from outside the kitchen and laughed uproariously.

    I hope this story was sexy enough for your needs.

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  • Huh...

  • When I was a teen, I was walking through a dark alleyway alone one night when a masked stranger abruptly took me and violently raped me till I was weeping in both pain and pleasure. He ended up cumming in me and leaving me there all battered and bruised and used up.

    What people don't know is that I secretly enjoyed it and masturbate over it every night. Just the total feeling helplessness and being abused and objectified, as well as the physical pain - all of that just makes me SO horny! I wish I can meet with my rapist and ask him to marry me 😍❤️

    • THIS made me laugh so much. lollll

    • @sageevalentine Haha, too bad everything I wrote exists as many women's actual fantasies.

    • I don't understand it, rough sex sure, but actually being abused... I don't understand that, it should be about desire not pain...

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  • Nothing at all Pink Anon needs to know about

  • I don't like sharing my stories in public.

    • doesn’t have to be real,, or u don’t have to reply

    • I have some real stories but can't share publicly.

  • I had a dream where I walk into my friends room and she is masturbating she saw me and said you should have knocked and come inside, now she says as i have seen her naked she wants to me too, she sees me and touches me i get Erection, we Makeout and her roommate waks in seeing us she gets horny as well and now we're having threesome, me and 2 hot girls

  • The most exciting thing happened just today. I was talking with a girl and of course sex came up, after already being hard i realized that I still needed to go to walmart to get razors, there's no way I want an old razor down there and I still need to go. I suggested that I could throw on coveralls and go, since we were sexting I could theoretically not even stop. As the conversation continued I got more horny the longer we talked. So at the turn I would have made to walmart we agreed that it would be hotter if I went ahead and just threw them out leaving me naked. Of course I agreed I pulled over got out and removed them. we kept conversing until I couldn't hold it anymore, and without hesitation I got out and stood at the front and contued stroking till I got off right there, to make it better was realizing that I was still erect and could go again so I stood there and continued to stroke until I had gotten off a second time all the wile along a road buck naked

  • l am very horney as well right now

  • What I like to do is tie my girl with bed restraints and blind fold her. I’ll light a nice smelling candle and then take out a nice massage oil and rub her down with a nice slow erotic body massage. I love to tease and tickle so I would run a soft feather all over her and tease her nipples and down between her legs and thighs. Then I’ll kiss her from head to toe starting with her ears and lobes and behind them and then kiss and suck on her neck, little light bites. I’ll continue moving down and sucking her nipples and getting them hard and stiff and then move down her belly button down to her pussy.

    • Then I start to lick all around her pussy, teasing her inner thighs and then back up to her clit. I’ll lick and suck her clit nice and slow and take in and suck her lips. I’ll continue giving her oral and fingering her until she can’t take it anymore, and then I’ll put on my vibrating cock ring and go inside her. I’ll tease her with my cock a little at a time and slowly over and over. Finally I’ll go deep and stop and I’ll let the vibrating cock ring torture her clit while I feel her muscles pulsing and squeezing me and let her cum on me before I pump and thrust until I explode in her!

  • Once I was masturbating and I hit climax, orgasmed, was moaning and even squirting. My step mom comes in the room but I couldn’t stop.

  • The Blessing of Aphrodite - The Martian

  • There was an escort I pay to pleasure me. As she arrived I just opened her legs kept licking her thighs and her Virginia for an hour until she trusted the liquid I swallowed that. Helped her wearing and kissed her goodbye.