At 2 am in the morning my girlfriends son (8) walked in on me and his mom during the "home stretch". The air conditioner was loud and I guess he couldn't hear us. More odd was we were in missionary and our butts and privates were perfectly lined up with the door. As the door opened I guess he heard me (balls) slamming into his mom and her yelling the x version of "f this kitty" he threw a toy at my butt yelling..."stop hurting me mommy". The toy missed it's mark and hit me right in the nuts. Worst nut pain I ever felt!
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I got drunk with my sisters best friend then we started fking on my recently deceased grandfathers bed. I was drunk wasn't thinking I know bad me. Now my uncle hears us and made a big scene to the point that my grandfather's girlfriend came out of her room and not only did she indicate that didn't mind by saying "its not fling it's making love." But she then made the comment of "At least the bed is getting some action"1 0 0 0
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Last year my roommate walked in on me going down on my boyfriend. I guess she didn't hear us and unlocked the door. He was naked, I wasn't quite yet. She quickly got what she needed, said sorry and skipped out of there quick. Really awkward, for everyone involved.
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0 2I was about 17 years old and was over at my girlfriends house. Her parents weren't home but her two little brothers were. We waited until we were certain that they were sleep then obviously start messing around, and things got pretty rough. Eventually her four year old brother walks in and starts freaking out because he legitimately thinks I'm hurting his sister. He starts bawling his eyes out and everything.
0 1 0 0Good for the grandmother!!! Too bad you didn't learn your lesson.
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Well I think we will disagree, but essentially respect the owner's of the house that you are staying at enough not to be sucking some random guys dick.
No, I completely agree. But there's not many other options when you're a freshman in high school. And also, how do you know I've done it after that? I could've easily learned my lesson.
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