What deep or odd thoughts do you only have while on the toilet?

[just_a_potato]

It's ok this is a safe place, just let it all oooooout

[chriscdi]

i think of stuffing a glock in the cabinet in case someone breaks in while im takin a shit, i wonder "hm what are the odds that will happen" but then i think "but if it does happen, ill be ready" so i debate it, one thing we can agree on is that this mf isn't goin to expect it thats for sure 🤷🏽‍♂️

[just_a_potato]

That made me genuinely happy what the hell

[chriscdi]

because its true, i think of shit like this 😂

[chriscdi]

no pun intended

[Jjpayne]

I'm current on one now and I was thinking about the meanfulness of interracial dating 😂

But to fair to your question. I'd say just peace and relief. You are sitting in a place that allows you to take pressure off of yourself so that when you do you are just in a place of melancholy bliss 😊

[AlienParasite]

I don't have those when on toilet. When on toilet I'm busy reading GaG.

[loooooop]

Sometimes I think about a poop extraction device that will suck the poop out of my asshole

[just_a_potato]

👀👀👀👀

[nodnol32]

Ways to make money.

[whitehide]

Schrödinger's poop: Until I have a look, is my poop in mid air and in the toilet water at the same time?

[whitehide]

Just a little thought experiment

[just_a_potato]

My head doesn't feel too good

[whitehide]

I'll call it fecal superposition

[Deathraider]

What is it going to be like when I die? Who will remember me? If I died today, have I done anything yet?

[Mr_Peterson]

I'm sitting on one now wondering how long I will be here this time.

[COMMODOREII]

If i should put cheese on my potatoes or chili and cheese. 😎

[OpenNudist]

None to be perfectly honest

[888theGreat]

What do you think about?

[just_a_potato]

Sometimes on the difficult days I tell myself, "this is what birth is gonna be like... But bigger and not coming out my ass." If it isn't that then I'm replaying jingles I heard throughout the day in my head but I asked about you so don't divert the question lol

[888theGreat]

I think a baby would hurt more than a huge turd.

[jjj101010]

I try to come up with ideas that will make me rich

[Anonymous]

Trying to not let my cock touch the inside of the toilet. Lol.