What do guys do in the bathroom before sex?

[Anonymous]

Every time my boyfriend and I are about to have sex he goes to the bathroom and closes the door. Sometimes I can hear water running.

[FunkyMonkee]

We have to load up our dick with the sperm we're gonna shoot. Some of us use the liquid stuff, pre-mixed. Some of us get it in powder form, hence the water running. First, we have to insert the hose and make sure it goes into our balls, then we attach the funnel to the hose and pour the stuff in. Sometimes, when it's the powdered stuff, it still needs mixed a little better so, we have to beat off for a few minutes to let it mix better in our balls. Sometimes, we just let you girls do that for us. You know, the preliminary hand job we get you to do for a few minutes before the fucking starts.

[MrOracle]

Pee, brush my teeth, wash my hands, and maybe a hot washcloth around the twig and berries to freshen up. Well, that's me, anyway.

[richardcory]

Possibly cleaning himself to make it nicer for you if you go down on him.

[slatyb]

I don't know what he does. I urinate. Maybe he's looking at something erotic to get himself aroused. If he's satisfying you, don't worry about it.

[AviatorTom]

I'm not sure what other guys do. If I'm in the bathroom before sex, I'm peeing, to get that out of my system. And then I take a washcloth to the groin area and spruce things up. Every woman I've known prefers a clean penis when having sex.

[Dargil]

Closing the door is S. O. P.

I pee before sex and tidy up so I'm not tangy.

[Fireguy17]

Take a shower.

[RavVid]

Urinating? You don't want to have to do it in the middle of sex. Probably running a tap to help achieve the goal.

[JackCarter]

Clean ourselves and make ourself hygienic and good smelling... so that women don't have to deal with anything unpleasant from our side...

It's in fact a a nice gesture by your boyfriend.

[ProbablyClueless]

The same thing women do. He's freshening up.

[andreasderjuengere]

We let water run 😎

Water cleans

[Hithere4567]

They might jerk off so they can last longer.

[SawerBrown]

He mssturbste so he can last longer for you.

[tfan1]

Hmm, water running - could be he’s peeing, taking a shower, possibly brushing his teeth?

[Nikki1989]

Immature boys jack off first.

[Luopio27]

Immature? I thought women wanted men to last as long as possible. Jacking off first, makes the real sex last longer.

[gothbxtch]

pee and wash his hands probably

[Coden7]

Hopefully he’s freshening up. It gets dark down there

[DerekC321]

My guess is he's cleaning his ass? It's a turn off during sex if there is a smell.

[Alex-Snow]

I have peed and/or washed my hands and face.

[safricanluke]

It could be that he's rubbing one out in order to last longer, or he's using a desensitizing cream for the same thing. It could also be that he's making sure his genetals are perfectly clean for you, especially if there's a good amount of oral involved. And the last thing I can think of is that he's emptying his bladder because having to pee right after sex can be pretty terrible for guys, also it cuts into cuddle time

[kellytheman]

He just make sure he is clean maybe wash up a little. Maybe use the bathroom he just try to prep up.

[ButthurtGAGpeople1]

Bathroom?